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  1. You know what Octer, if you are even a real Octer, I'm beginning to think you're filled to the brim with shit. I don't believe it for a second. Show me some badges cause I mean under what authority do you have to be claimin these scoops as fact? Adam, when you get really hot, how long is your cool down phase? Speak on that on a molecular level.
  2. Hmm, why did they keep calling him Grace instead of Dom?
  3. They only won because I went into the locker room at halftime and told them about the time I beat 3 heroin addicts in basketball.
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    Episode 80 — Jack Frost: LIVE!

    I saw Rise of the Guardians and that's who I think of as Jack Frost now. I searched for a positively reviewed Jack Frost character and that was my cleanse. Now I can listen to Christmas music again.
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    Episode 80 — Jack Frost: LIVE!

    As a big time Jim Henson fan who listens to HDTGM, I just wanna say that you're all young dorks.
  6. Hey Dom, you once said, "You don't turn your back on family, even when they do." Speak on that.
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    Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2011)

    The opening scene with Idris Elba is the best part of the movie. Him flying off his bike into the mountains while turning around and shooting at a car was probably one of the cooler action shots I've seen. After watching it I thought, "Holy shit, am I about to watch a good movie?" Then the rest of the movie happened and no, it is not good.
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    Episode 80 — Jack Frost: LIVE!

    Probably my favorite episode of HDTGM, up there with Anaconda which I hold dearly since it was my introduction to the podcast. To the guy complaining about Jim Henson jokes, live a little. And I hope me suggesting you to live doesn't make you think of Jim being dead. Because he's dead.
  9. Let's try this again. I WAS AT THE FUNHOUSE... IN SEATLLE... I PLAYED BASKETBALL AGAINST THREE HEROIN ADDICTS. I BALLED THE FUCK OUT. SWISH CHEESE. TEARDROPS. BUCKETS.
  10. Hey Chanson, I once played basketball at The Funhouse in Seattle against 3 heroin addicts. I was BALLING. If that anecdote doesn't bring us closer together then I don't know what will.
  11. I love Kirk Cobane
  12. Gang Starr* BRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBRAPBOOPBOPBOBPPPOPOPOPOPOPRRRATATATA RAAATTATATATA
  13. Whether you like this movie or not, you can't deny that it seems like every artistic choice that was made was then cranked up x1000 with no fucks given. I almost liked this movie at first, then there was a dance fight in a town square and I stopped, so you're almost all forgiven.
  14. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1181795/ This movie might be the worst movie I've ever seen. It's a highly but terribly stylized samurai, western, noir "film" set in some dystopian future where everything is made of colorful cardboard. It stars Josh Hartnett, Woody Harrelson, Ron Perlman, Demi Moore, The Androgynous Samurai Gackt, and a couple of other weirdos. This Movie is so weird, and so terrible, the HDTGM gang needs to destroy it. Don't let this kind of okay trailer fool you. Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Pnupt_UP6M
  15. are we talking besides box car racing?
  16. They say it's lonely at the top in whatever you do, you always gotta watch motherfuckers around you. Nobody's invincible, no plan is foolproof. We all must meet our moment of truth. I think it's safe to say Guru was talking about miss Shelby Fero taking Clem Dawgs followers. RIP Guru... and possibly Shelby? I wonder if that chair is still wedged under the door handle.
  17. Brett you old sailor! Please trick Eric every chance you get.
  18. I think it's so freakin crazy how there is absolutely nothing else to talk about concerning the script for Teen Pope. We have literally talked about everything there is to talk about it and then some. So much so that any further discussion about the script/movie/storyboard/roughdrafts/tvshow/tvpilot/website or webisodes/fanfiction/slashfiction/studionotes/ for Teen Pope would be considered super rude. (start reading in Jamaican accent now) And I know there aint any rude boys or rude gals on this forum, lord have mercy.(End Jamaican accent) (Read in Australian accent(you must be smiling or else it won't work!(show some teeth(attaboy!)))) Oy mate, did you hear about the twisted stuff Ken and his girlfriend are into? I overheard him saying he throws shrimp onta Barbie!
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    Episode 13 — Andy Daly, Our Close Friend

    Don't remember the last time I woke up hungry with a hankering for a Cheese Swedish... Gonna have to side with the Danish.
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    Episode 13 — Andy Daly, Our Close Friend

    Does anyone know of the last betting scenario in which a farm was wagered? I want to say in Field of Dreams, but I'm probably way off. P.S. Does anyone actually like spiders?
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    Episode 13 — Andy Daly, Our Close Friend

    My "fa sho yamo be listenin to this" list: CBB Improv4Humans How Did This Get Made Ten Minute Podcast Doug Loves Movies HH(obvy) The rest I dabble in are: Sklarbro Country Cashing In with TJ Miller Bill Burr Monday Morning Podcast Who Charted You Made it Weird Dining with Doug and Karen And some times I go back and listen to old RSS eps to keep me bussin up. I'm probably forgetting some. Anyone else on here like Ten Minute Podcast? I wish those guys would get to gellin' with Earwolf.
  22. You're making me loff!! thanks tho. did u set those tracks as downloadable? BurdRulz: what kinda music is it? I could help probably. kobthatreal@gmail.com Andy: www.soundcloud.com/theredbarondavis im almost embarrassed to share this with all you superstars but I am a RAPscallion and it is a part of me. EDIT: Lansky (my broth from anoth) is on my page too check him out hes way better than me.
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    Episode 78.5 — Minisode 78.5

    This movie is insane. About an hour into it I figured I had seen enough and didn't need to watch anymore. Did the ending save the movie?
  24. Oh by the way guys. I work as Santa every Christmas day the past 5 years so shoutout to all the other Santas out there getting that sweet Santa money, someone has got to do it. Normally it's not a 24 year old like myself, but none the less it is hard. I do it in a resort in Boca Raton, Florida. It is a heavily jewish population and I just gotta say it, why are the jewish kids so mean to me! They were pullin my beard all day! "youre not santa! youre not santa! I celebrate hannukah, santa isn't real!" Like, WOAH, guys... calm down! Now some of the Jewish kids were sweet, but there was a group of about 8 that were harassing the shit out of me this year. In lighter news, one of the autistic kids drew a picture of me, santa, and wrote on the back "Santa I miss you every year please come back sooner." I almost cried. I hope everyone has a great holidays, and if you're jewish, tell your kids to let up on santa, hes tired!
  25. Well aren't you sweet as a Hawaiian ham. Go to the song and click the edit button. At the bottom of the edit page there is a button that says "downloads disabled" and you have to click it to enable them. PS: I am theredbarondavis and my rap music is kind of spooky so don't listen to it at night, also, don't judge me from the content.
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