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Never fails. Love you octer, even if ur not a real octer.

Wow great idea mwn. This helped. I found proof that fatty2dicks is not an idiot!

Mfw i changed my name and avoid being on the idiots list Those feels. ^this ^such this Ftw Oh and Fatty2Dicks is NOT an idiot.

lol just wait til i get to the studio, hope u like the smell of pinewood and 6 feet of dirt motherfucker

I dont like what wargen said about my main slime Chanson. He can kick rocks and I counter ashleys superlike with a fuckudude

Well David my boy, no. I don't. But I think you're cute. You see attraction is an instinctual feeling, nothing is definite with our bodies impulses. Now some folks like to muddy up the waters, and they'll sure try to steer you wrong, messin' round with rankings and hot-or-not scales, making you feel inadequate and reluctant to pursue ones you may feel that natural magnetism pull you toward. Not sure their intentions, Lord knows, but I like to think they mean know harm, and your old mans never been much for hypocrisy, so Ill save judgement for God. Long as you stay true to yourself, put your best foot forward, and not increase prices for rare AIDS and Chagas disease medications by over 5000%, I think you'll find a woman who sees the kind of man I see. And that's a good one. Well, best be gettin back inside. Your mothers gonna kill me if you catch a cold again.

David, there is nothing wrong with the way Martin Shkreli looks. The problems people have with Martin, and the main reason they find him unappealing, are his actions! But I guess it does suck to be an exact carbon copy of one of the most hated men of November/December 2015. Shit, you know what I just thought... this dude is gonna need a body double and I think I know some one who could use a couple of pharma dollars

cause it was hot fire Lol you think cause your name is wargen like a war general i will be afraid to stop you from asking texting advice? Yea. Right. Okay. Ha... Dude... Just like, fuckin.. You know what, its cool. Just this once.

I don't know ashley, i think the real problem is I didn't hand out free aloe vera leaves before my gangster rap.

I think that you're thinking of Tron. Remember, we went to school with Tron? If anyone is confused let me tell you all that this is classic inside joke stuff between me and norm and soup. Feel free to ignore that like button cause I can almost promise you that you dont get it. This joke is very inside! but I know the 3 amigos love it!

Norm, seriously, you can cut the nice guy act cause notta nobodys buying it. Im not joking guys. This dude will throw wet toilet paper into the stall ur pooping in without any hesitstion.

Soup u wanna come over and get dusted while the kinks metaphorically massage our temples?

#BringBackBrickleberry

No thundercock! Im trying to discipline you for not obeying my absurdly abrupt new set of rules for forum posting that should be taken very seriously.

Where else do you do this bit?

DM this shit bruh this aint no JGL movie nobody tryna hear about the cool bands u like.

Umm, was anyone else really pissed when Hayes said Bun B is from Atlanta? Bun B is from Houston. He's famously a fan of the Houston Rockets. I guess they didnt cover this in the advanced sabermetrics course. On a more serious note, this is a great episode but it certainly brings to light some inherent issues of comedy. Brett did really good and was very funny throughout even though he has no idea whats going on. And that's the problem. As far as we all can tell, and you can never really know, Brett is a mentally disabled person. At the very least I can safely assume what he perceives as reality is just a series of overlaying acid trip flashbacks, making him insane. At times I feel guilty and wonder if I'm listening to the show wrong because I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be laughing at him. I guess if Brett is okay with it and is having fun then we can't really call it exploitation, but part of it makes me sad. I'm sure some of you will take the, "oh it don't hurt him none, look at that smile on his face," type of stance. I just hope they don't try to pay him in something he'd easily be fooled into believing was money, like a wet plastic bag. Anyway, I can't wait for Sean to get back and this show can continue it's hot streak.

Like Dan Marino at a Jimmy Johns with all these subs flyin around!

Deflecting what? Who am I Jaromir on a power play? Hahaha. Oh and Pans been out! It was panned, but you should see it just for your good Irish boy Hugh.

One of the many great moments in this episode is at 3:44 when Hayes begins imitating the really loud doo-wop singer. This has been brought up before by some great posters, but seconds later Hayes brings up the baseball glove on the table and how to throw a baseball and Tom destroys the premise of Django Unchained. It's really great and may be my favorite part of the episode. Hearing about Jaromir Jagr not wanting to be in the all-star game is good. At 1:01:34 Tom and Hayes start talking about the secret historical relationship between our founding fathers and marijuana. It's great. It leads to Weed-Centric the Entertainer and its best laugh of the year in my opinion especially if you listen to it this year.

Whoops, thought this was the HH forum! Turns out it's either the horny boys and girls club or the fuckin Dear Abbey help me through life message boards. If you guys keep this up I'm going to shut it down completely. Here's a song to make you remember.. No more personal stuff Nobody give a fuck about your problems. Keep that shit to yourself This aint no fuckin advice column No more pictures of Dads Nobody give a fuck about your problems Keep that shit to yourself Or that .45 will go ahead and solve emmm Me and my dawgs we gonna mask up Me and bear gon tear ya camp up Joe Mcgurl got that uzi with the hair pin Staz gas ya crib and brought the flairs in Burn it to ground bruce proppa with the choppa put a whole mag in ya momma and ya poppa kill ya whole fam and smoke sherm with your kids And thats playin nice wait til Veebs comes in. Spunky swing machettes faster than andretti Josh got the mop once ya noodle all spaghetti Charlie on his harley countin up his fetti kieran come in clearin out the place you aint ready broad day once saw that dude shoot 3 witnesses at a school for the blind yea that boy just dont give a shit andrew tote brass knuckles cause guns are illegal then he found a fit bird knicknamed desert eagle we pull out front it aint business we aint merciful all because ya fucked up and made this shit personal. - Some of this might not rhyme.

Please dont hyper sexualize the forums. when i think of every single one of you i am disgusted and to put a mental image in my head of you inserting into another person could only heighten my sickness. Also, this is a place for joke. Take ur jack off material to the DMs where they belong. Every woman on here that ive made sexual advances toward has been in PRIVATE. Please respect the other members of this community. This goes double for Dairy Pillows and Souprman. And triple for Andrew. And 4x for Andy Knies that randy motherfuck.

Hey guys, new years was a total success, the clock turned to 12 just like I guessed. This world is so predictable. I need a new challenge.

haha you guys must be tokin that gas ya'll got me trippin im hearing colors and tasting music seriously who grows your shit it must be some premo shit is it hybrid? just a warning you need to go to vermont for that good shit idk why its a warning lmao yall got me so high right now but in vermont bernie sandman sent pesticides off to never never land so you know ya smokin A1 organic no gmo, thats just a little tip from me, the dude with a PHD in smokin THC haha put ya lightaz up (lil kim's biggest hit plays)

Isnt that question specifically for billionaires? Weird that they cater to the 1 percent. Wait, dont tell me. Scripps is paying for this podcast to be made. I guess he finally got his rich little dick wet and fucked a baby into some one.