Episode 75 — Shelby Fero Again, Our Close Friend

[Episode 75 — Shelby Fero Again, Our Close Friend]

Jesus Valerie youre jack knifing my emotions! Lol. I can see you in your GDs. Is that ok to say?

[Episode 75 — Shelby Fero Again, Our Close Friend]

Trick Dastardly has the best name.

 

I dont know what or if its a reference to anything but i just dont care.

Its fun to say!

[Episode 75 — Shelby Fero Again, Our Close Friend]

 

Thats my GD. He got hella babes. People say i look like him.

[Episode 75 — Shelby Fero Again, Our Close Friend]

Forums.

 

F - Friendly

O - Open

R - Rad

U - United

M - Money cuz i like money

S - Suckerz cus ur all suckers thinking that this was gonna mean something but i dont mean any of it suckerz.

[Episode 75 — Shelby Fero Again, Our Close Friend]

I think whoever put the nets up should cut them down. I hate when people pass the buck like that.

[Episode 75 — Shelby Fero Again, Our Close Friend]

Who do you guys think is gonna be cuttin down the nets this year? Lots of talk about this near the water cooler today. So far i said fisherman and everyone looked at me funny. Then some one said Kentucky and i said yea duh thats where fisherman is from. Still dont know what theyre talking about but i think that got me of the hook(no pun intended.)

[Episode 75 — Shelby Fero Again, Our Close Friend]

Jameson is a poof. Happy aandparyyz

[Episode 75 — Shelby Fero Again, Our Close Friend]

Lol pick ass hole. Thats funny.

[Episode 74 — Kumail Nanjiani, Our Close Friend]

Hello American Diaper. Now that you have changed your avatar and stepped off my brand of broken link avatar we can be friends and maybe even do the whole olive garden thing. Im talking about family.

[Episode 74 — Kumail Nanjiani, Our Close Friend]

Going to see paddington today. Wish me luck. Might OD on cuteness.

[Episode 74 — Kumail Nanjiani, Our Close Friend]

I don't think we will get there. Seems kinda impossible so we should all stop right now.

[Episode 74 — Kumail Nanjiani, Our Close Friend]

Tastes like shit that came out of a dick. But its really flat so thats cool.

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I listened to Both. Dont yell at me dude.

[Episode 74 — Kumail Nanjiani, Our Close Friend]

Cause im a nice guy i will assist VB in getting her dream guest by creating some stickers as well.

 

Mine will say stuffs like:

 

Hows my driving? Call my golf coach. His names Hollywood Handbook.

 

Try the new flatizza at Subway. Its a pizza and its flat! By the way listen to Hollywood Handbook!

 

Where do you go, my lovely? To the hollywood Handbook forums!

 

Get out of my dreams and into Hollywood Handbook!

 

Get in the zone. Autozone. Hollywood Handbook.

 

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Well good luck reaching 600! OC is Overrated. And Diaps, plz change ur profile pic people might get us confused. Youre all up in my brand dawg.

[Episode 74 — Kumail Nanjiani, Our Close Friend]

Just post pictures of numbers the rest of the way thru til u break a record. That's what happened last time

[The Challenge Battle of the Exes 2 Fantasy League]

Now following challenge cast members on Twitter.

 

 

I cant wait to see who wins in the dome next week! Wooo!

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can we get to 500 posts before the next ep drops? Screw that. Make it 1000. Shoot for the moon, if you miss, you'll land amongst the stars. Even though stars are a lot farther away than the moon, so that dumb saying doesn't even make sense. What an idiot that guy is. It's like he doesn't even read science or anything.

 

Uh, did you even watch Gravity? In space u keep flying until something stops you so eventually you could reach a star... Or the sun, which, get this, is a star!!!! Look, if China gets another haircut, good! But you should know more bout space science if u want to listen to this show.

 

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It's a Nickelback reference.

 

Welcome to my cool guys list.

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"With cell phones now adays.. Everyones a paparazzi. Everyones a reporter. Everyones a filmmaker. And youre the star now. Smile, Youre on candid camera."

 

Wow.... Wow.. What the.. Wow.

 

 

 

Yes ranran. I actually get asked "are we having fun yet?" a lot and idk if its a party down reference or not... I dont think enough people watched that show for it to be a reference. But hey, as the dinosaurs say, "Its a living!"

[Episode 74 — Kumail Nanjiani, Our Close Friend]

More quotes from Tom Friedman speaking to a bunch of elederly people.

 

 

"If China gets another haircut, good!"

 

"I was doing a seperate documentart on showtime about the Syrian revolution blahblahblah i stopped listening here."

 

"What a great time to be a consumer. Its a fantastic time to be an innovator."

 

"I played golf with a couple of Pakistani Americans the other day."

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Does anyone on here know who Tom Friedman is?

 

Im bartending at a speaking hes doing... Is that what you call it? A speaking? Anyway... Hes saying some really great things. And yes theres a bar cause apparently you need some liquid lube to enjoy this. So im gonna share some of his quotes so u dont have to pay 60 bucks to see him or whatever. These are actual quotes.

 

"In 2004 facebook didnt exist! 4G was a parking lot! Big Data was a rapper! And skype was a typo!!! And i was already saying the world was flattening. We are all connecting. And i knew that in 2004."

 

"I was born in 1963. Im part of a weird cohort."

 

"Gary Kasparo was the last human chess champion."

 

"I was out in silicon valley a few weeks ago."

 

"The plane crashed because of good weather."

 

"President Kennedy had a lot of fun in that hotel before the internet was invented!"

 

"I flew from Yemen to London a few weeks ago."

 

"I love software!"

 

 

"Robots are sports writers now."

 

"I was in New Dheli a few weeks ago."

 

 

 

Do you guys want more?

[Episode 74 — Kumail Nanjiani, Our Close Friend]

I'm not legally allowed in Texas so I cant make it! But when i was there in Austin it was awesome! Good luck!!

 

I also listened to Agatas podcast, TWB, and i wanted to let Hayes know that myself and thousands of my friends only listen on iTunes.

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Ty BasedHonlads

[Episode 74 — Kumail Nanjiani, Our Close Friend]

I was 'The Pharmacist.'

Cause u sold drugs during the game?

 

They call me K.O.Tray(three) cause im a terrible 3pt shooter and its funny to yell out everytime i brick a 3