Episode 74 — Kumail Nanjiani, Our Close Friend

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My right handed layup game is off the charts guys. i work the glass like walter white.

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Ur just a power dunker bozos... Please.

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This is also at my fattest so just imagine this minus 25 lbs its literally unstoppable

https://vine.co/v/bLDWbxQ3mvt

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Im 6'. But clearly best basketball payer. Brb finding proof.

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Joe.. Post a link yo it so i can listen and take notes while i drive.

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I think BoScout is just listening on a whole nother level that none of us are at yet.. Gonna do peyote before next ep and we'll compare posts to see if that may be the base status he operates on.

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Cmon Mbop.. Think of a hockey player.... Uhhh.. Uh... Fuck im gonna spell it wrong. Maybe theyll still get it.

 

 

 

VANBEEZBROOK?

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This is also already one of the best weeks on the forum already. Im so proud of you all.. Especially the ones who put in actual work, unlike me. Yall are so awesome! (this is how u get likes for zero effort newcomers. Peep game.)

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This is my new favorite episode. Sorry Breaking Bad's "Ozymandias." Theres a new Heisenberg in town and he's actually two people named Hayes and Sean. And Kumail is Jesse Pinkman...

 

 

Omg.. PINKman---Walter WHITE... has anyone ever noticed thats colors? And Gustavo, thats ORANGE in spanish!

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Thats weird als charity for perfectly healthy happy kids

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brGrHo is the Gordon Hayward of the HH forums

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oh, now I remember why they stopped asking for questions

 

Yea. Your question was pretty awful. Made me upset.

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Lol.. The fact that u post this means hes already in ur system rearranging wires and screwing ur circuits up. Sorry bro.. Looks like u dont have much time left. Cody is very real... Too real even.

 

 

RIP Will Sticksbeer

 

#Cody2015

[SHOULD I BE USING MY REAL NAME? I'M SO CONFUSED]

Welcome to the team Zazu.

 

I used to be Bill Russell Crowe and changed my name and rebuilt my brand. So take it from me, you dont wanna rest on your laurels. You dont want easy likes and easy laughs just because someone says "oh an american diaper post let me blow this dude." no, you want to earn everything. When you stop earning, thats when you stop being cool.

 

 

- Albert Einstein

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Friends, should i legally change my name to Haze Dabs n Newports?

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Fuck it... Maybe this will get in cause its so good and name based and theres no way he hasnt heard it.

 

 

Hayes, weed is legal in california, so do you find yourself donning teflon(like a teflon don) often because everyone says theyre gonna "smoke haze?"

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Also, Kumail, did you hear about the dress? Any opinions? I heard they werent even real pearls. I guess even Lupita is fake. Is everyone in hollywood fake?

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kumail, did you see that video where people hide behind a giant x-ray machine then they come out and reveal who they are? I was so glad they weren't actual skeletons. Did that make you cry and realize that we are all just skeletons on the inside? Is that kinda freaky? Ok bye.

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So notes are gonna have to wait Joe! I already have one note tho.. More jokes about Genghis Khans pillaging eays.

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Im working an event for a black fraternity right now so theres about a .000001% chance that someone here listens to this podcast. I'll ask around tho because i think Hollywood Handbook could really use a street team.

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THATS WHAT THE FUCK IM TALMBOUT DAWG!

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Not sure if you understand my name but i love it lol

 

 

 

 

Edit: this damn thing never lets me change my picture ughghh ima throw a fit!

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Can anyone make me an avatar that matches my personality? My current one matches my skin tone but thats about it.

 

 

Edit: i just made a great joke on facebook this is for facebookers only tho cause itz kinda racey

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Yes the Treese/McGurl fued was so good because it was so organic. Joe asked if anyone wanted to beef and Tim stepped in and said "sure that sounds fun." and it all happrned naturally. This one seems forced.

 

 

Besides, thats a lot of beef for tim to deal with. He already has enough of that at work because he flips burgers at the google cafeteria.

 

 

And im at work and i ate an edible so im zoning. It was reeses puffs so it tasted good too. Isnt weed so cool? Its so.... Malleable. Is that the right word?

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Im finly gonna watch the hangout tonight. Ill give notes after.