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    Let's be real here, this is unrelated to whatever yall are talking about, but all these people tryna legalize weed are goin about it all wrong. They say oh boy jeez louise it can cure the cancer, it can cure the leprosy and the epilepsy and maybe that's how Michael Jordan got those cool eyeball colors, but maybe if they just admit that people want it legal so they can get high and laugh at farts instead of scaring people away with the C word (not cunt, cancer) then maybe people would say "oh yA know these kids just wanna get Stoney baloney and watch movies(still not sure what they is) maybe we should just let them?" Honesty is the best policy and honestly, I want to be able to blow my kushy clouds in a cops face and say "fuuuck youuuuuu its legal I got the club foot disease doc said blaze up!"

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    Nah I'm not allowed at Jenny's parties anymore dude. You know what happened last time lol. Riley found the rawest field out in the ranches and talked to the guy said we can burn the plywood he was using to build an ark, but he had a non religious awakening and also realized plywoods not good for boats. Byob, 3 chicks to a dick policy strictly no bb guns, hats allowed, costume not mandatory hit me on the text tho cause data charges :/

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    Now we just gotta chop the fingeys off of all those HDTGM forum posters... Can't be that hard, I mean their faces are probably already glued to their screens because they is watching bad movies all the time, all we gotta do is walk in their house and just get our fingchops out and get to chopping! And no Andy, fingeys aren't weiners even if you stick them through the fly of your jeans. So we aren't cutting off any weendogs.

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    When I go to earwolf.com on my computer the home page is now episode 42 of the wolf den with Paul Scheer... I'll let u guys make up some theory's but it's pretty safe to say Jeff Ultra Rich and Cody Electro are involved. Scheer had some beef with the boys earlier and he still hasn't been on the show even though we asked some really good popcorn questions... So he might be in on this too. I'm just sick of this feuding, someone's gonna get hurt... And as awesome as it would be to hear Hayes rapping about "5 shots couldn't drop me, I took it n smiled," I don't want to risk any lives

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    This forum stays hot. Where Bobby Shmurda? He needs to bless the forum.

     

     

     

    Verrrry funny episode btw. Lauren is always one of my favorites and she plays with the boys better than anyone(Not like that Andy!!!!). I didn't really understand any of the freakingnomica stuff because I don't believe in numbers and if you know anything about sacred geometry you will know that it's not really about numbers it's about shapes so keep pushing your sabertoothmetrics and I'll keep drawing weird circles inside of squares and when I find out why we exist, bruddah, I ain't tellin none of you numberheads!

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