Episode 47 — Zoe Jarman, Our Close Friend

[Episode 47 — Zoe Jarman, Our Close Friend]

Back the fuck off Ft Lauderdale... I once got in a car accident and had sex with the girl I hit the same night. She let me stay at her house and made me a burger for breakfast.

[Episode 47 — Zoe Jarman, Our Close Friend]

Toby have u tried Shaq Soda? It tastes great when u pour it into ur Shaq shoes and use em as a cup.

[Episode 47 — Zoe Jarman, Our Close Friend]

My phone won't let me post it but just google her. Her name is John Rocker.

[Episode 47 — Zoe Jarman, Our Close Friend]

Wow ajz. Surprised they let u in the little seniors league even tho u look so young. My gramma bats .300 for the Big Purses.

[Episode 47 — Zoe Jarman, Our Close Friend]

Are you cAlling me out Freja? Or is my egocentrism showing? I listened to this episode while I was grouting a bathroom floor and when I heard the jokes they were saying I kept laughing and laughing and the lady whose house I was in was like "oooo u better be laughing at what a good job ur doing!" And I was like "cool it mom" and then she told me she bought ice cream so it was over all a good day, thanks for asking. How was yours?

[Episode 47 — Zoe Jarman, Our Close Friend]

Omg burdrulz I have the same feelings. I want to kiss everyone. And stabby lady is a weirdo!!! My fav guy is the priest he is uplifting. Up lifting rocks findin wads of doseph. One thing that's weird is they say 2% of the population was taken, but every main character was with someone who vanished so what are the odds of that? Crunch them #s for me.

 

 

Oh and I miss hearing the first few seconds to Money Trees. So good.Ohohoh. And my favorite moment(s) might be when they talk about the girl with 1 arm, like how the cameras must've only been on her during the roller derby.

[Episode 47 — Zoe Jarman, Our Close Friend]

I'm really scared for that baby. Plz?

[Episode 47 — Zoe Jarman, Our Close Friend]

Guys? Plz

[Episode 47 — Zoe Jarman, Our Close Friend]

You guys watch that last episode of The Leftovers? Dat baby gone.

[Episode 47 — Zoe Jarman, Our Close Friend]

Tatted on my chest yes Imma Zoe Jarman.

[Episode 46 — Jessica Williams, Our Close Friend]

One good girl is worth 1000 bitches.

 

 

BOUND.

[Episode 46 — Jessica Williams, Our Close Friend]

Everyone knows that the opener is always the main event. I'm sure it was thick with scoop troopers, they roll deeper than the Guilty Remnant.

[Episode 45 — Johnny Pemberton, Our Close Friend]

Jessica, lots of young black people r getting shot by cops when they are just chilling n then the cops all like "drop that gun!" And the black dudes all like "this is my ice cream sandwich if I drop it it will be ruined the floor is so dirty!" If you asked Hayes and Sean about the state of racism in America they'd probably go look at a US map and be like "is it a new state? I'm only counting 50 here." So my question is bold braids or tight fades? Which is better for avoiding police bullets?

[Episode 45 — Johnny Pemberton, Our Close Friend]

Thanks BRRII. They say draw what u know so I guess gargoyle boyz know $$$$$

[Episode 45 — Johnny Pemberton, Our Close Friend]

First we r gargoyles and of course water comes out out mouths cause we keep spittin on the swamp losers. Then In an old gargoyle book I found at the smithsonian I saw something amazing. I'll have my accomplice post it so u can't trace my Internet address.- Hardall KnightGGB

[Episode 45 — Johnny Pemberton, Our Close Friend]

Guys I'm starting a new crew, kind of like a forum gang, we r gonna be called The Gargoyle Boyz, and yes girls can joins to. All you have to do to join the crew is represent and say ur gargoyle name at the end of ur posts. Thanks for reading.

 

 

- Hardall Knight

The Gargoyle Boyz

[Episode 45 — Johnny Pemberton, Our Close Friend]

Well I heard Sean got kicked out of a screening of Sideways because he wanted to lay across like four seats and kept refusing to get up like "Look if you're gonna call the movie Sideways that's how I'm gonna position my body while I watch it."

[Episode 45 — Johnny Pemberton, Our Close Friend]

Oh oh and I've heard of a metric ton, but a pember ton? Hold my fuckin dick that's so whack

[Episode 45 — Johnny Pemberton, Our Close Friend]

Okay Johnny Tsunami, surfs up bro, you asked for it.

 

First, you're so gay. 2nd I don't think u even have a clothing company or stock in apples so like what are you doin with urself other than being a total gaylord? Lol sry had to do it to u!!

[Episode 44 — Nick Wiger, Our Close Friend]

P.s. Ew weed is so gross more Man made garbage for pharmaceutical companies to mush down our throats. My buddy from high school did one smoke from a maryjane cig and he's in a coma now. He's in the coma cause he was skitching on the back of a tank in Iraq and they hit an IED (identified English dude) named Andrew and u know how Andrews are my friend got clocked. Andy hit him with the saucer from under his tea cup and shattered his retinas(his own, out of rage) and then my moms started pushing me on the shoulder "wake up wake up its time for school. Ur gonna be late." Oh shit I totally forgot, good thing I sleep at school and my moms my algebra teacher! EZ A!

[Episode 44 — Nick Wiger, Our Close Friend]

Did u rly bang the principals wife? I bet he was so pissed! Haha

[Episode 44 — Nick Wiger, Our Close Friend]

Nah bro I got u beat prolly on charges but far as time served I'm a straight up outlaw and I hope none of u r workin for the Feds. Wanted in 2 states. Come get me pussies!!!

[Episode 44 — Nick Wiger, Our Close Friend]

This girl at work today asked me to "be a doll" and get something from the top shelf for her. I did it.... Did I get X'd?

[Episode 42 — Sinbad, Our Close Friend]

Rekt.

[Episode 43 — Alex Borstein, Our Close Friend]

Lol Shosho u make-a me laugh! Great Ep. Sorry bout your eyes Mean Detective I hope u know I wasn't making fun of u when I talked about eyes last week. I was actually just tryna support organ donation.. So uhhh, you're welcome.