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    Two dragons draggin their well endowed well used meat spears across the floor appear flying miles above the horizon, and their dicks are still touchin the floor so y'kno they're big s'fuck. It is the Dragon Boyz, Hayes and Sean.

     

     

    I'll let some one else continue this one. I just think we should get a little more fantastical. I'm into talking animals and mythic creatures etc etc ok

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    Hey Pat, u wanna go halfs on a pro versh and link up at a nice restaurant to watch the pod on a TV? Otherwise my friends got a sling box and he's a sick hacker so he can just hack Tim's feed and we can watch it at his house but like I said he is sick and mom says this is how we ended up with a president in a wheel chair and she's not gonna let that happen again so we probably shouldn't stay too long. U in?

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    greggy... have I ever read u this poem or maybe its a story its about this guy whos walking on the beach and hes all alone and hes like looking back at his footsteps and theres only one set of footsteps but hes thinking maybe there should be 2 sets because he was walking with jesus but then he realizes jesus is on a jet ski and hes shouting something hard to hear. i think he says "come on in man! waters fine!" and the guy runs into the water but then he's covered in this dark red stuff and hes like "Wtf dude?" and jesus is like "I told you, the waters wine!" and then they both turn around at the same time and theyre like "holy crp! there were 2 sets of footsteps the whole time!"

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    Tim wakes up groggy and with a sore back. "Slept on the earwolf table again? dang, lifes g-double-o-d gooooood." He kisses Shelby Fero's signature, "I really hope this is Shelby's signature and not the horse car girl, Carol? I don't know." After Tim realizes he's talking to himself he then also realizes that some one is listening. It's his cat. He named his cat "kitty" after Kitty Pryde, not the x-mon, the rap girl? Tim's got a thing for young red heads. "Hey Tim, want to fuck?" The cat puts it's butthole in Tim's face and practically begs for it--with it's face down, ass up, "That's the way I like to fuck!" raps Tim. "LUDA!" screams Ludacris as he jumps in through the window. He's covered in broken glass and his arms are broken. Tim is pissed. "WHAT THE FUCK LUDA!?" Luda scampers out the front door. "essgessgessgesgsssgess ssssTim iiii am a sssssnnaaake and I ssssWill ssssbe sssbbaaacck."

     

    Tim shrugs and puts warm butter on his finger, "You ready or what Kitty?" Kitty looks disturbed. Kitty used to fuck Luda and loves snake dick, and she knows Tim's fingers aren't long enough. Kitty pulls down his fur to reveal a 8 inch dong thick as a bottle of tennis balls. "I think you're the one who's gonna be buttered up today." Tim pulls at the collar of his turtle neck and gulps.. some cat sperm down. "Not as nice as I remembered, but I'm glad you came."

     

    "Oh, meow, lets make you come now." The cat lifts up its skirt and does a pole dance on Tim's new paper towel holder. "I hope you wiped it down because you're not the first to get loose on that!" Tim laughs and puts his hands back in his pockets and continues to jerk off through his Jeans. "It's... it's... its.. gonna.. bloooooow." Tim unbuttons his pants as fast as possible, "ahh! why'd I choose button fly! I don't think im gonna maaaaake itttttt----."

     

    Tim looks down at his ankles, "SSSsssSSSsss I sssTold u i'd be sssssback." Ludacris had sunken his teeth deep into Tims left leg. "ssssssLUDA!" hisses Luda as he scampers back out the door.

     

    "Yes Tim, it was our plan all along," says Kitty as he/she laughs maniacally, "I've grown quite tired meow of you fingerpoppin my asterisk asshole. I'm goin to be with Luda..." Kitty walks out the door and slams the door behind her. Tim, devastated, crawls back onto the earwolf table. Luda and Kitty watch him from the recently broken window, "Sssssame time tomorrow Tim?" asks Luda.

     

    A mash-up of David Bowie and Tupacs "Changes" fades in the background.

     

    "Same time, Luda. Same time everyday. Nothing ever changes...."

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    JFC You guys my name isn't pronounced like "trees" Hayes and Sean even said it correctly on the show. It rhymes with "fleece". SMH!!! (Agata Pee, can you ban Greggosaur and Mikey Piggso?)

     

    WTF dude you cant just read it and assume we are pronouncing it wrong. if anything you're reading it incorrectly. im done. I cant even. literally.

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