Episode 33 — Anders Holm, Our Close Friend

[Episode 33 — Anders Holm, Our Close Friend]

David, where has all the time gone?

[Episode 33 — Anders Holm, Our Close Friend]

Clementine tears plague the fecal varnished floor

As a Hayzie bone indeed invades a dark back door

Silent whispers cry "why?" both in mind and heart

"Doom me to this fate, but please, don't let me fart."

[Episode 33 — Anders Holm, Our Close Friend]

Anybody wanna take molly with me and go to King of Diamonds in Miami?

[Episode 33 — Anders Holm, Our Close Friend]

HOOOOOLY SHIT. THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER READ ON THESE BOARDS.

[Episode 33 — Anders Holm, Our Close Friend]

I don't work out. When ur built in the way some of us are in a certain region it can be a work out in itself just carrying it around. I haven't listened to this episode yet but when Sean and Hayes used to kick it with me before we all had kids we would call our man parts fire hoses. Do they still do that?

[Episode 33 — Anders Holm, Our Close Friend]

I love that picture Valerie. That's circa 98 right? When Hayes used to do that smugly delighted Asian character at clubs?

[Episode 32 — B.J. Novak, Our Close Friend]

Hope the Teaser Freezer gets opened this week.

[Episode 32 — B.J. Novak, Our Close Friend]

The man clearly is on a better path, and there was no barking or requesting the location of his dogs. However, my sister said that she was looking down when he asked her, and recognized the voice immediately, he's still got the lovely sultry raspy voice. So X is A-OK in my book! Either that or he really is my Dad, which would explain why I have so many hitters and shottas!

 

I'm glad you all enjoyed this and maybe some of you have changed your minds about DMX.

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Of course, I don't think she had an option cause if you need help, X gon' give it to ya.

 

My Mom deals blackjack at the casino and she told me that 2 nights ago he sat at her table and everyone kept wanting to take pictures with him. She didn't know who he was and at the end of the night he gave her a nice tip and said, "Thanks for treating me like a normal person. I know you don't know who I am so it was nice."

 

So 2 of my family members had positive moments with DMX in the past 3 days, is he on a PR blitz?

[Episode 32 — B.J. Novak, Our Close Friend]

Am I in an alternate universe where not everyone immediately knows who that outstanding man is?

 

edit: oh ur british.. Lets play a game where Andrew has to figure it out with his google.uk skills

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My sister just sent me this picture from the airport saying "He just asked if I needed help carrying my baby through the terminal."

 

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my social media campaign has succeeded

 

4 stinkin' years we waited for this

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ahhhhhhhhhhh

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Speak on that.

 

I mean, my uncle lives there. And he apparently has friends. Sooooo, theres more than 1... annnnnnd, that's NOT a problem, BUT, it could be?

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That reminds me that your scripts on your blog/tumblr/whatever are really funny. You should do a sequel to the House of Cards one, or maybe an Oranges! (the new black) one.

 

the first 2 results are just another reason I need to stop using Bing.com... I clicked the first one thinking it was just some funny shit like a haha funny name for a blog and now im seriously upset.

 

http://www.bing.com/...0TR&pc=CPNTDFJS

 

warning: the first 2 links on the search result have NSFW NSFGrandma images so click at ur own risk

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Boston is a truly magical place full of liberal gay racists.

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:(Omg, oh no... are u guys kidding? There are nerds on this forum?

 

 

My shottas are not gonna let me hear the end of this

[Episode 32 — B.J. Novak, Our Close Friend]

get out my head charrrrles! I was laughin so if dem boyz don't call u back let me know ill send some of my pork & beans hitters to fix em up a plate of their own dix lol its funny but ill do it.

[Episode 32 — B.J. Novak, Our Close Friend]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. ENOUGH. TAKE THIS SHIT OVER TO CAT MATTERS FORUM, WHICH CLEARLY ISNT GOING ANY FUCKING WHRE BECAUSE I POSTED BOUT MY CAT POLO MONTHS AGO AND MICHAEL SHITSHOW WALTER AINT SAID A DICK FUUUCKKKING WORRRRD.

[Episode 32 — B.J. Novak, Our Close Friend]

yeah can we get a segment for boys that read chapter books please???

 

That is a novel idea!

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Feels like the Madden curse. After such a strong forum showing last week we're underperforming this week.

 

It's definitely a trap week. But you know what they say, any given Tuesday, hoo-ah.

[Episode 32 — B.J. Novak, Our Close Friend]

yo... them boys denim'd out again. def had a call from BJ 30 min prior like "yooo.. ya'll boys denim'd out?"

 

hayes all like "yaawwready bwah"

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edit: totes wrong thread magawd

[Episode 31 — Dave Thomas, Our Close Friend]

greggy I got you. sprintin to the corner. double dribble! pump fake, step back, ALLL AAAAIIIIRR!

[Episode 31 — Dave Thomas, Our Close Friend]

hmm the best "Carry yo keys" songs are

 

Elvis - Cant Help Falling in Love

The Doors - Touch Me

Hall & Oates - Rich Girl

Then I do the whole Bright Eyes discography.