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  6. Posted

    Dad do u think martin is cute

     

     

    Well David my boy, no. I don't. But I think you're cute. You see attraction is an instinctual feeling, nothing is definite with our bodies impulses. Now some folks like to muddy up the waters, and they'll sure try to steer you wrong, messin' round with rankings and hot-or-not scales, making you feel inadequate and reluctant to pursue ones you may feel that natural magnetism pull you toward. Not sure their intentions, Lord knows, but I like to think they mean know harm, and your old mans never been much for hypocrisy, so Ill save judgement for God. Long as you stay true to yourself, put your best foot forward, and not increase prices for rare AIDS and Chagas disease medications by over 5000%, I think you'll find a woman who sees the kind of man I see. And that's a good one.

     

     

    Well, best be gettin back inside. Your mothers gonna kill me if you catch a cold again.

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  7. Posted

    David, there is nothing wrong with the way Martin Shkreli looks. The problems people have with Martin, and the main reason they find him unappealing, are his actions! But I guess it does suck to be an exact carbon copy of one of the most hated men of November/December 2015. Shit, you know what I just thought... this dude is gonna need a body double and I think I know some one who could use a couple of pharma dollars ;)

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  8. Posted

    goddammit Kevin.

    cause it was hot fire

     

    What's a good thing to send as your first text to someone? So far I have "wat do u think bout chcikens" saved in drafts but I'm not sure that is casual enough.

     

    Lol you think cause your name is wargen like a war general i will be afraid to stop you from asking texting advice? Yea. Right. Okay. Ha... Dude... Just like, fuckin.. You know what, its cool. Just this once.

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  10. Posted

     

    You were screaming 'it burns' between very loud grunts of pain. I was trying to help. :(

    I think that you're thinking of Tron. Remember, we went to school with Tron?

     

     

     

    If anyone is confused let me tell you all that this is classic inside joke stuff between me and norm and soup. Feel free to ignore that like button cause I can almost promise you that you dont get it. This joke is very inside! but I know the 3 amigos love it!

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  17. Posted

    Umm, was anyone else really pissed when Hayes said Bun B is from Atlanta? Bun B is from Houston. He's famously a fan of the Houston Rockets. I guess they didnt cover this in the advanced sabermetrics course.

     

     

     

    On a more serious note, this is a great episode but it certainly brings to light some inherent issues of comedy. Brett did really good and was very funny throughout even though he has no idea whats going on. And that's the problem. As far as we all can tell, and you can never really know, Brett is a mentally disabled person. At the very least I can safely assume what he perceives as reality is just a series of overlaying acid trip flashbacks, making him insane. At times I feel guilty and wonder if I'm listening to the show wrong because I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be laughing at him. I guess if Brett is okay with it and is having fun then we can't really call it exploitation, but part of it makes me sad. I'm sure some of you will take the, "oh it don't hurt him none, look at that smile on his face," type of stance. I just hope they don't try to pay him in something he'd easily be fooled into believing was money, like a wet plastic bag.

     

    Anyway, I can't wait for Sean to get back and this show can continue it's hot streak.

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  20. Posted

    One of the many great moments in this episode is at 3:44 when Hayes begins imitating the really loud doo-wop singer.

     

    This has been brought up before by some great posters, but seconds later Hayes brings up the baseball glove on the table and how to throw a baseball and Tom destroys the premise of Django Unchained. It's really great and may be my favorite part of the episode.

     

    Hearing about Jaromir Jagr not wanting to be in the all-star game is good.

     

    At 1:01:34 Tom and Hayes start talking about the secret historical relationship between our founding fathers and marijuana. It's great. It leads to Weed-Centric the Entertainer and its best laugh of the year in my opinion especially if you listen to it this year.

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  21. Posted

    Whoops, thought this was the HH forum! Turns out it's either the horny boys and girls club or the fuckin Dear Abbey help me through life message boards.

     

     

    If you guys keep this up I'm going to shut it down completely. Here's a song to make you remember..

     

    No more personal stuff

    Nobody give a fuck about your problems.

    Keep that shit to yourself

    This aint no fuckin advice column

     

    No more pictures of Dads

    Nobody give a fuck about your problems

    Keep that shit to yourself

    Or that .45 will go ahead and solve emmm

     

    Me and my dawgs we gonna mask up

    Me and bear gon tear ya camp up

    Joe Mcgurl got that uzi with the hair pin

    Staz gas ya crib and brought the flairs in

    Burn it to ground bruce proppa with the choppa

    put a whole mag in ya momma and ya poppa

    kill ya whole fam and smoke sherm with your kids

    And thats playin nice wait til Veebs comes in.

    Spunky swing machettes faster than andretti

    Josh got the mop once ya noodle all spaghetti

    Charlie on his harley countin up his fetti

    kieran come in clearin out the place you aint ready

    broad day once saw that dude shoot 3 witnesses

    at a school for the blind yea that boy just dont give a shit

    andrew tote brass knuckles cause guns are illegal

    then he found a fit bird knicknamed desert eagle

    we pull out front it aint business we aint merciful

    all because ya fucked up and made this shit personal.

     

    - Some of this might not rhyme.

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  22. Posted

    only approval i seek is the kind that let's me fuck

     

    Please dont hyper sexualize the forums. when i think of every single one of you i am disgusted and to put a mental image in my head of you inserting into another person could only heighten my sickness. Also, this is a place for joke. Take ur jack off material to the DMs where they belong. Every woman on here that ive made sexual advances toward has been in PRIVATE. Please respect the other members of this community. This goes double for Dairy Pillows and Souprman. And triple for Andrew. And 4x for Andy Knies that randy motherfuck.

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  24. Posted

    haha you guys must be tokin that gas ya'll got me trippin im hearing colors and tasting music seriously who grows your shit it must be some premo shit is it hybrid? just a warning you need to go to vermont for that good shit idk why its a warning lmao yall got me so high right now but in vermont bernie sandman sent pesticides off to never never land so you know ya smokin A1 organic no gmo, thats just a little tip from me, the dude with a PHD in smokin THC haha put ya lightaz up (lil kim's biggest hit plays)

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