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    I AGREE WITH YOU BROTHER LETS END THESE CHRISTIAN DEVILS TAKE UP ARMS WITH ME WE SHALL RIDE UPON DEEP BLUE AND WHITE WAVES OF JUSTICE AND DEATH SMOTHERING THEIR ANTI JEW AGENDAS AND ENDING THEIR FALSE CHRISTIAN LIVES.

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    Great joke.

     

    I wish I would have though of a joke like that on 27 Aug 2015 @ 5:09 pm in post #229 on the John Cochran Again, Our Close Friend thread for Hollywood Handbook ep #98. That woulda been sweet. But I'm just not as funny as you Kevin.

     

    Well back to swimming in one of the 1000 lakes we have here in MN.

     

    go fuck sum butter u land o lakes sack o shit . im laughing cause u think this is over but its so far from over youre gonna need a whole new face by the time im done fuckin it. u come at me again its the last time u come cause ya dick gettin the ben casper treatment ya dick gon be ur friendly ghost and u gon wiiiish cristina ricci would come play with it but shes too busy with me we practicin our dives off the hellapad(helipad for u lames) into the crystal blues off the ivory coast we fuckin with pirates and shit sippin brandy tea time and tee time with the last king of scotland type shit we gettin buck. anyway we can squash this if u want or we can go the other route.

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    True Dicktective(s2) was a masterpiece on the human males master piece aka da dongalong. It examines wangs like a chinese doctor, finding out what drives them, what makes them tick, and why some dont get hard and some got no sperm. It ends with Rachel McAdams in peru or some shit where she meets a reporter named Barto Chilchuli who will break their story, that is an intricate tapestry of underhanded dealings in the underbelly of the city,under the sea is a great song. Barto is about to publish this article, but his tummy really hurts so we will see how far he gets before the tummy pain is too much.

     

    Edit: initial joke removed due to copycat infringement(ill see u in court souprma'am)

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    Jesse Thorn, on your much maligned and hidden episode of Jordan Jesse Go with the Penny Arcade dorks you and your buddy claim that a "Dancers Have Nice Buns" licence plate is not a pun. You go on to say that dancers must be autistic because they dont have any concept of puns. My question is, how do you not get the pun that dancers wear their hair in buns and have nice butts and do you feel pretty stupid now? Do you feel pretty autistic yourself?

     

     

    P.s. greggy and i did a podcast about that specific episode chekc out PaW every week! Podcasts are wonderful

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    Seems youve got that covered Steve.[kissyface emoji]

     

     

    Question... How long do you have to avoid taking a shower before you smell good naturally? Im 2 days in and i keep telling my girlfriend she just has to suck it up[lolsry] for the next couple days before the natural smells of the human body take over and boy i heard they smell like Adam the first man. Ive also been naked to keep the smell of clothing from attaching to me i want this to be as legit as the bible itself. Im still not exaclty sure if not showering is a thing and my girlfriend says its supposed to be about not using deoderant but i hust gotta have my deoderant its the only thing i wear anymore and u know what i look good in a nice deoderant sorry MOM looks like your son is all grown up and wearing deoderant and im naked. Guess u never thought of that when u were bangin Dad in the Just for Feet megastore.

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    Oh nah dude dont sweat it. Its funny i actually just remembered that i have to do this thing anyway i have to take my dog to go be bought.. I gotta take myself i mean to go bike a dog to buy. Lol what im trrryying to say here is that i have to go buy a dog and i ride a bike so it takes a lot longer to do things on a bike like buying a dog will be a 17 week process lol okay so no worries enjoy the games

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    This post is for Mr Scripps.

     

    I see you. I know what you're doing back there. You can hidr behind our beloved comedy podcast hosts all you want, but i see the strings youre pulling. Well guess whos got some scissors. Im gonna dismantle your entire operation you piece of shit. Im gonna treat your mouth like a turkeys asshole and stuff you. You gonna be slurpin this D so hard you get a brain freeze. Cause im ice cold and i dont play. You think you can just take free shit and put a price on it? Oh im sorry i dont want to listen to matt gourleys girlfriend talk about scent of a woman or whatever. I grew up with women and a guy who reminds me of Al Pacino so ive had my fill on that. I dont need to pay 5 bucks for previously free content just so i can hear about other garbage you got slowcooking in ur tiny dickhole.

     

    You want my money? Its gonna cost you 2 knees and suckin on deez big papa scripps. You gonna need shin guards bro cause im gonna drag u around on unfinished wood while u blow me.

     

    Look i get it.. U need to make a buck. Well buck on up the dong tree where ive built a dong house so u can suck dongs all day. And if youre a gay company and i have no problems with that then just replace all dong stuff with vaginas so u feel straight which i know really fucks with gay people. Trust me.

     

    So mr scripps.. If youre listening. Fuck youuuuu. Suck me uppppo. You biiiitch. P.s. i couldnt even use you if u wanted me too (besides using ur stupid talker for a fuckplug) because i am an android user and OH YEAH TIM TREESE IS TOO AND HE AGREES WITH ALL I SAY.

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    Remember when driving your car actually meant something? Remember the grip of the steering wheel as you'd do spins and burnies. Remember the smokey stuff coming out of your wheels as you would do the spinnies and remember the way the car would go bumpbump when you make a 30 foot jump. Remember the feel of your butt sitting in those bucket seats as you would flip the switch on the caddy n make the other half drop. Remember the parking lots you pimped with your whip on smashy. Now think of how planes and busses and trains and bikes even moteycycles are taking over. Now there are no more cars. What do you do?

     

     

    RIP Cars.

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