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It feels like just yesterday bozos made that crazy "best show" joke. Ah, to be young again.

Pretty bullshit that they canceled Hannibal, was it because of the Bill Cosby thing?

Vice Principals!

i'm sensitive about it too and you hurt my feelings

Did Mark show up and do a sound clip on stage?! Must have taken forever to get those dumpsters to the venue.

I'm very knowledgeable on the subject of Bordello of Blood so if you are a big fan tune in.

I wrote notes too but Valerie has recently disowned me so I'm not going to post them.

Great first post! message sent from Joe McGurl's Apple iPhone 6 Big Edition

did your d pee a specific part of his pants

I want them to remake it but I feel like they'll always be chasing Wonderfalls.

He worked with Hayes last month (inside info from an Entourageathon superfan) and said he absolutely loved him. Great to hear him plugging the pcast!

aw sean's final comment about being the least popular guy in comedy made me sad we'll always love you sean hayes!

anyone want to join my band called Topanga Stank?

If anyone wants to become Another Ronnie Hog be my guest, but I'll probably think less of you so keep that in mind.

I did it so you would mention my name. It's official gang, I made it!

"The gates were unlocked, sir." Maron stared down his intern with the ferocity of 10,000 super suns. "I gave you one simple instruction, you bean brained pig fucker. I gave you one fucking instruction and you fucked it up. I hate to do this, but I hate lying even more. I love to do this." Maron unbuckled his belt and fastened it around the intern's thin wrists, showing a toothy grin while the child's tears hit the garage floor. He surveyed a cold metal locker, scanning it for the appropriate tool to show the lowly intern just how serious he was about the gates. Those gates protected his prized possession, one that had been stolen from him in the wee hours of a foggy California morning. ' A chainsaw? Too barbaric', he thought. 'A machete? Too cliche.' His eyes widened and his mouth curved into a grin. 'Ah, there she is. My homemade shank made from the bones of Lorne Michaels. That will do.' He turned to the fearful boy, shank in hand. "Like my SNL rejection, this might sting." As he pulled his arm back to gain momentum, the child screamed. "WAIT! I think I know who stole Obama," he cowered. "Get on with it, you fool!" "There were two Hollywood execs creeping around the property last week, asking questions about our gate locking procedure." "WHO STOLE OBAMA?" Maron screamed, spitting in the poor child's mouth. "Ch----ch---Chanson." to be continued

what the fuck!? this is incredible

i am so on board with this idea it's not even funny, this is going to be amazing.

*note i almost said happy d day but that would have been disrespectful to all the Ds who d'ed on DDay.

happy dad day to greggy and steveh and the other dads

Fun fact: chanson is my bff and I think he's cool

sorry bout that tell her I said hi

"One time Colt Barton liked my post and I grew Shaq sized Hooters, the rest is history." - Kate Upton

"The thing about Colt Barton is that he exudes confidence. Most guys, when they meet a man as big as Shaq, would be shaking in their boots. When Shaq met Colt, he pissed his fucking pants. That was the first and last time I had ever seen Shaq cry tears out of his face." - Doc Rivers

The haircut issue is a real thing in my life, my grandmother said my current hairstyle "isn't doing anything for me". This was right after she told me I looked like I had been "eating well". It was a demoralizing visit.