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everyone post your favorite boscout moments! mine is when he reported me to the gods

i've been watching a lot of this new show on netflix and i have to say it's all you need i believe it's called crouching tiger hidden dragon

Man, deadpool is a cool guest and all but I was hoping for someone else. Maybe next week. Also deadpool corrects to cesspool in my phone take that marvel go DC!!!

When Paul F Tompkins came up with the idea for Spont 5 years ago he called me and asked for my advice. I told him, "Paul my friend, firstly thank you for calling me about this I know it will be great. I have one thing to ask of you, can you take a fuckin dumbass picture with your guests in a line and look like a bunch of cheeseballs?" Thank you Paul for making dreams come true.

"Did you cum inside me Robert Durst?" *burps* "No of course not."

This is like a thought experiment. If you were hypothetically catfishing someone by pretending to be a well known sociopath billionaire and it was going all right and she seemed to like you despite the rat face but you just weren't really connecting... What are some things you could say or do to make her want to give you lots of b-hole snaps? Hypothetically. Also it might be Donald Trump.

sorry i'm late i am a thot for scot go celtics

oh man i can't believe sean finally made it back to new york for an episode! love to hear my boys together in the big apples just like old times!

Listen, I am sick and tired of the emails and facebook messages asking me if I am really going to destroy the Wu Tang album that was auctioned off. I didn't buy it. I don't plan on destroying any albums. I am not Martin Shkreli. I'm sick of tired of being mistaken for a handsome yet mousey ratman. I'm sick and tired of people stopping me on the street and spitting in my mouth. I'm sick and tired of it all.

69 is the number i think of while i give oral while receiving oral is that weird lmao

those shitty posts I liked made me laugh at the poster not with them

I like when things are funny and only when things are funny does this make me a monster on this forum?

You guys have to calm down I can't read all of these posts that's just unreasonable for you to even expect me to. Happy birthday to someone? And croworld is my favorite rap album too. I think that's the gist of the last few days worth of posts.

blocked

Cut it out you two or I'll knock your blocks off

Yes yes I thought you'd never ask!!

raccoons are widely known as great pets with human hands at least that's what reddit tries to tell me, and afaik reddit has never been wrong.

Kev do u think martin is cute

Someone said I look like Martin Shrkeli why aren't women fighting over me

soup why you got a bichon frise as your avatar everyone knows that's my turf

here's some real trivia: a guy named DC in a marvel movie wow it really is 2017

as long as he is a white, straight, good christian father then i promise not to put a bumper sticker on my car making fun of him

Now who can argue with that? I think we're all indebted to devscoots for clearly stating what needed to be said. I'm particulary glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic forum gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.

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idk try another smell maybe girls won't notice