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rod aug

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    When Paul F Tompkins came up with the idea for Spont 5 years ago he called me and asked for my advice. I told him, "Paul my friend, firstly thank you for calling me about this I know it will be great. I have one thing to ask of you, can you take a fuckin dumbass picture with your guests in a line and look like a bunch of cheeseballs?"

     

    Thank you Paul for making dreams come true.

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    This is like a thought experiment. If you were hypothetically catfishing someone by pretending to be a well known sociopath billionaire and it was going all right and she seemed to like you despite the rat face but you just weren't really connecting... What are some things you could say or do to make her want to give you lots of b-hole snaps? Hypothetically.

     

     

     

    Also it might be Donald Trump.

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    Listen,

     

    I am sick and tired of the emails and facebook messages asking me if I am really going to destroy the Wu Tang album that was auctioned off. I didn't buy it. I don't plan on destroying any albums. I am not Martin Shkreli.

     

    I'm sick of tired of being mistaken for a handsome yet mousey ratman.

    I'm sick and tired of people stopping me on the street and spitting in my mouth.

    I'm sick and tired of it all.

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    Please don't ask me to be aware of your weird "i'm a character, and given to dumb fuckin weird gender shit also look at me be different to anyone you would actually meet in real life. Also, I AM NOT RE-PROSECUTING HIGH SCHOOL SLIGHTS AS AN ADULT"

     

     

     

    I cannot imagine a world in which fuckin anyone has time for dumb fuckin who's awake, who's alive, who's yet to wear out there welcome with the ethnic phone people, type dickheads

    Now who can argue with that? I think we're all indebted to devscoots for clearly stating what needed to be said. I'm particulary glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic forum gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.
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