demagog_dog

Hands down the worst movie I've ever paid money to see. I wanted to throw things.

According to Cracked, there have been a few cases of man fetuses: http://www.cracked.com/article_18470_the-7-most-horrifying-things-ever-discovered-in-human-body.html/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fanpage&utm_campaign=new+article&wa_ibsrc=fanpage

New & Improved version...

I posted these in the mini-sode thread...

I'll wait for the NUNcut verision to come out on bluray, thanks...

Jamie Lee Curtis stars in the worst comic book adaption in cinema history. That's right. Worse than "The Spirit". In an IGN.com interview, Jamie Lee Curtis said the following about Virus: "Rob Reiner for his 40th birthday had a bad show business party where everybody brought [clips from bad movies we were in]. Virus is so bad that it's shocking. That would be the all time piece of shit. It's just dreadful. That's the only good reason to be in bad movies. Then when your friends have [bad] movies you can say 'Ahhhh, I've got the best one. I'm bringing Virus.'"

Look, all I wanted was to see crazy ninjas killing each other in crazy ways, but this...my god, this was just what I don't even...ugh. There's empty popcorn guilty pleasure bad, and then there's HDTGM bad. This is the latter. There weren't many people in the theater when I saw it, but we were all groaning and screaming "Come on!" together every time something stupid happened, which was about every 5 minutes. I remember everyone laughing at the movie several times. At it, not with it. By the end, I was punching, throttling, and banging my head on the empty chair in front of me. I hate this movie. And since I had to suffer, so must you all. THIS I COMMAND.

Probably the second worst movie I've paid to see, right behind Ninja Assassin. While I was watching it, all I could think of was, "Wow, this is the first time in cinematic history that the video game tie-in will have better CGI than the movie."

Based on how the movie ends, the gang would pitch ideas for where a sequel could take the story...

In our world, Michael Mann directed "Manhunter". Does that mean on Howard's world, Michael Duckk directed "Duckhunter"? Furthermore, would Nintendo have launched their NES system in 1985 bundled with "Man Hunt"? I dunno, that just sounds like a PR nightmare...