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Karem ran gaaaaaaame.

I posted this on the Twooch thread but it bears repeating here as well: I am not a fan of Armen for reasons that have been stated already ad nauseam. In fact in a twooch he did a while back the forum comment that affected him so bad was mine (Armen is the epitome of first world problems), he called me User #8 which was actually a pretty great bit. Having said that when I saw his name on this week's Whooch I was kinda bummed out, again not a huge fan, but then I saw June was the guest and knew I had to listen to it. And you know what, I liked it. Something about how June and Kulap handled him was pretty great, even if I didn't care about his faux bumblecore hysterics- but he seemed to have eased up on it. Either way I knew that the forum was going to blow up about this so I decided not to even partake on it. Just adding kindling to a ridiculous fire. But I could hear Armen was hurt about something, a definite pain in his voice. I decided to listen to Twooch today and was blown away. This was a very serious episode, that had its share of laughs sure but was about two friends who had lost someone extremely dear to both of them. There was no shtick. Armen spoke eloquently and so fucking earnestly and whenever he mumbled or trailed off it wasn't a bit or anything or trying to be a comedic persona, he was genuinely at a loss of words. This is something you can't ever be prepared to talk about. His hurt is very very real and I for one am thankful that he was strong enough to be able to talk about his loss with Kulap in this public form. I hope in some way this can help heal a wound that will never ever be fully healed. Again, I wasn't going to post anything but today while at work one of the customers I was ringing up had a Bridgtetown Comedy Fest shirt and I asked him about it and what comedians he was into and we both started geeking out about the LA comedy scene and Earworlf, and we got to Harris and we both had the same thing to say- as someone we've never or will ever meet, his passing deeply affect us. He was just such a effortlessly charming person who was completly himself. We then talked about Whooch and he said how he was in fact an Armen fan, but could see why Armen got so much chagrin from listeners, but that this episode had him floored. On the sales floor at my store me and this stranger both got very glassy eyed for a moment. He shook my hand and we said good bye. Thank you Armen and Kulap, this episode meant so much to me. Harris was so blessed to have such incredibly loving people in his life. I'm happy that we're allowed this insight into your lives albeit briefly to help us, and more importantly yourself, heal and grow and reflect on the experience and ifnluence Harris had on all of his friends and fans. Harris, we miss you bud.

https://youtu.be/Uq72nbXTCMo BONOBOS!

I am not a fan of Armen for reasons that have been stated already ad nauseam. In fact in a twooch he did a while back the forum comment that affected him so bad was mine (Armen is the epitome of first world problems), he called me User #8 which was actually a pretty great bit. Having said that when I saw his name on this week's Whooch I was kinda bummed out, again not a huge fan, but then I saw June was the guest and knew I had to listen to it. And you know what, I liked it. Something about how June and Kulap handled him was pretty great, even if I didn't care about his faux bumblecore hysterics- but he seemed to have eased up on it. Either way I knew that the forum was going to blow up about this so I decided not to even partake on it. Just adding kindling to a ridiculous fire. But I could hear Armen was hurt about something, a definite pain in his voice. I decided to listen to Twooch today and was blown away. This was a very serious episode, that had its share of laughs sure but was about two friends who had lost someone extremely dear to both of them. There was no shtick. Armen spoke eloquently and so fucking earnestly and whenever he mumbled or trailed off it wasn't a bit or anything or trying to be a comedic persona, he was genuinely at a loss of words. This is something you can't ever be prepared to talk about. His hurt is very very real and I for one am thankful that he was strong enough to be able to talk about his loss with Kulap in this public form. I hope in some way this can help heal a wound that will never ever be fully healed. Again, I wasn't going to post anything but today while at work one of the customers I was ringing up had a Bridgtetown Comedy Fest shirt and I asked him about it and what comedians he was into and we both started geeking out about the LA comedy scene and Earworlf, and we got to Harris and we both had the same thing to say- as someone we've never or will ever meet, his passing deeply affect us. He was just such a effortlessly charming person who was completly himself. We then talked about Whooch and he said how he was in fact an Armen fan, but could see why Armen got so much chagrin from listeners, but that this episode had him floored. On the sales floor at my store me and this stranger both got very glassy eyed for a moment. He shook my hand and we said good bye. Thank you Armen and Kulap, this episode meant so much to me. Harris was so blessed to have such incredibly loving people in his life. I'm happy that we're allowed this insight into your lives albeit briefly to help us, and more importantly yourself, heal and grow and reflect on the experience and ifnluence Harris had on all of his friends and fans. Harris, we miss you bud.

They're having an episode all to themselves this Friday on Fall-ON, which should also get Scott & Scott to pick up their juicy little butts off the beds they conceived their children and records some good epps.

What a dream episode. I loved them since high school where one day I heard your ex lover is dead played on Degrassi. Also shouting out my favorite songs, the night starts here. what a great and warm ep. maybe best of the year.

I 100% agree. Death and loss, the more personal and cutting, is not a way to satire or parody anyone, regardless of celebrity. And if it is a celebrity there are such better more both current and cutting ways to do it. This was almost lazy, like a jackass stunt but through words- shock humor. Even the audience wasn't feeling it, it seemed like. I love Sanz, he is my favorite CBB guest as of late, and has always made me laugh in almost everything he's in but this was a real sour note.

Sinbad, BJ Novak, Paul Scheer, Aubrey Plaza, Pauley Shore

Colin is trying so hard to be funny, and it is not working.

How: TURTLE DOT DOT? Stard: JUST TWO DOTS? Ku: ELLIPSES? How: ON TOP OF EACH OTHER, DOT DOT Ku: COLON? greatest interaction of all time.

Girl gets spooked!

This is the best thing ever. I'm telling you RAGECOP was acting his ass off in this, he really thought he was going to breakout after this role. As someone struggling to pay rent in a tiny ass room, her being able to get a house for basically free (albeit with a magic floor and ghoslie smolders) really pissed me off.

I literally can't think why this movie was so long. What happens? I feel if I were to retell, reshoot and redo the entire movie it'd take at most an hour twenty.

1. Welcome to the Forums. 2. THIS MOVIE IS FUCKING TWO HOURS LONG, THE FUCK.

PFT blocked me on tumblr~

That can't possibly be true. WHAT.

The amazon reviews of this are fucking BONKERS.

FINALLY FINISHED, AND BOY OH BOY WHAT A BORING JOURNEY THIS WAS. Soundtrack is like knock off music played at Old Navy, shit is TERRIBLE. The constant use of the word happy makes me sick. Cop breaking into the old lady's house was hilarious, I seriously thought he was straight up going to kill the broad. Why did she even have to call her or the old lady not immediately delete the message? Some Deux Ex right there. Cop's water bottle scene and handing in his gun and badge was so weirdly hilarious to me. Again he never seems drunk just FULL of rage. Josh Duhamel immediately takes back what he says, chases her down and before she could explain her side of the story invites what he thinks is a wanted murderer back into his and his children's lives. Fuck youuuuu. EVERYTHING IS HAPPY HAPPY TIMES FOR ALL. If he was stabbed, he sure seemed to recover quickly because he was already chasing her by the beginning of the movie. Seemed to have suffered no recovery time at all, and his drink jut amplified- maybe to mask the pain? Also why did Erin have to escape? The cop is known to be an alcoholic, she could have called the police and said he was beating her, she stabbed him in self defense- there's enough proof on her side of the argument. Guess she didn't want to deal with the paperwork? [alt title for the movie] He sure found her super quickly, and also what a rude cop he is! Water bottle trick is still works, he's like so many of my old college friends. And will someone fix that dang door! Ghoslie Smolders is basically Erin's Spidey-Sense. He walks away only to return and set the place on fire? Why? did he think he'd get away? Where'd the gun come from? Also a classic hdtgm phrase happens- bitches get punched! Cop's dead, house burnt, stupid kid cries and resolves his anger issues with his dad- boring SO I guess they just buried that cop? I mean there is no resolution to that, but them fireworks went on for fucking EVER. Ghoslie Smolders WAS A GHOST, CALLED IT- YES! NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILED IT. I mean, it's fucking obvious. "I wish I was there with you" "you're the most important person in my life" whaaaat theeee fuuuuuuuuck. Who says shit like this? They ride a boat into the sun, everyone's an asshole. No lessons learned, the most boring group of white people on the planet. This was a boring movie, but the ending did pick up. I hope that I found things to talk about- I was really trying to dissect some shit. I think this will be an enjoyable ep if they get the right guest- I can't wait to hear June's thought on the romance, Paul's little eye for detail, and Jason on that bonkers ending, and the reveal of Ghoslie Smolders.

So I fell asleep watching last night and had to start over, I'm an hour 18 in and had more thoughts: The cop is just looking at random pictures from security cams? Colbie has two outfits, but one she wears only once. If she is the ghost that I think she is then why give her the power to wear different clothes if later she's not going to wear anything but that dumb dress and jean jacket combo? I never wanted to scream to a child "YOUR MOM IS DEAD" more than I do to the little boy. Little girl is so invested in her dad's love life, in fact most of the town is. Do these kids even go to school? No one cleaned up the crime scene? It has to have been weeks. The fuck? Food's still there, that's gross. Cop sleeps there, after getting drunk? What? Handwriting is such a weird clue- why did the cop single the old lady out? Cop is too busy to care about going through a metal detector- uhhhh People sure seem to care about this fireworks display, sure hope that gets a resolution! MS Paint picture catches Josh Duhamel's attention and he recognizes her? Calls her Erin and she turns around therefore proving she is a murderer? I turn around for anyone calling me anything. This was so written by a man, the woman is SO apologetic instead of telling her side of the story or even saying "hey im at fucking work." FLASHBACK AND THIS TWIST. Cop must have really thought he was going to make it big with this movie Not so much an alcoholic, but rageaholic. He never acts drunk just fucking FURIOUS. Also knowing that he was the victim and he didn't die, he sure is obsessed with this crime and no one says anything til later weeks after putting out the bulletin. Tax dollars at work. Knowing she didn't kill anyone why didn't Erin say anything? Maybe she thought she killed rage cop. Josh Duhamel's wife (which I'm pretty sure is Colbie) sure planned out her children's life. Daughter gets married, son graduates. Yep, there is no other plan. Like son getting married or daughter graduating, or maybe deciding to not get married. Weird. Speaking of Colbie, that was such a weird fight they had as she packs up. Now for the last chunk, could this get anymore convoluted?

40 minutes in and had to write some of my thoughts the cop is the most devoted cop I ever seen, while at the same time the worst- also is he just randomly going to neighborhoods asking if they seen the suspect? the outfits in this movie are caca garbage and were done by Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle or some shit, short shorts and capris on deck. this movie is all seemingly meaningful glances from one character to the other that are honestly all meaningless Colbie shows up- first thought (because I am going in blind) is that she's an undercover cop. Do people just get houses if they sign up? How'd she get such a sweet deal? The little girl actress is genuinely spectacular, the little boy is a shithead. Josh Duhamel really wants to fuck this chick and is so obvious Second guess: Colbie is a ghost, she very ghost like walked behind some bushes and doesn't touch anything. Colbie is the GHOST OF THE MOM is my final guess because why else would Josh Duhamel not try to bone her. He seems to only want Katie cause everyone else in this sleepy town is geriatrics. The cop used like MS Paint to do that mock up of Katie with shorter and blonde hair Where do I know the police captain from? Sitcom dad? Beach day is weird to me, they known this woman for like a week. Yellow floors are hideous, arm touching and fake ass laughter- BARF. Will write more at the end.

What did Scott call them? I'm thinking it's the F word.

Crying at this intro. Wow.

Harris was a gorgeous beautiful person who saw things in ways that are so truthfully abstact that my mind would break laughing at his thoughts. His voice, views, and thoughts will be missed, he was one of my favorite Earwolf regulars. Scott's character in this episode now... well it makes this a hard episode to listen to. But Harris was always there to be good to his friends and audience and make jokes for all of them, that will be his real legacy as a comdian and a writer.

I want to kill myself from all this laughing.