SteveH

Even though Whitney just stepped all over Gemberling's character, it ended up being hilarious. I think my favorite part was when Scott yelled 'Hey Shut up!" at him. In addition to Jeff Dunham, let's also try to get fluffy as a guest.

we can still pull out of this guys

you can never be too careful

maybe I should delete this. Turns out James Adomian is pretty pissed about people saying stuff like this (he actually seems pretty pissed about pretty much everything if you look at his twitter). james, if you're reading this, I'm sorry and you seem like a lot of fun.

RIP Celine Dion's husband. He was 69 + 4 years old.

James Adomian characters: Christopher Hitchens Huell Howser Philip Seymour Hoffman Alan Rickman I really hope he stops doing Bernie Sanders

you teach a middle school class, but they haven't met each other until now?

Hey jerk You think you're soooo smart don't you?

better, now that I saw that picture of blink. hubba hubba

I find this to be suspicious

it's stellar.

Maybe he means velvet revolver?

what if the guest who 'dropped out' that zach had to fill in for was.....david bowie??

The first time I spoke to David Bowie on the phone (June 1967) we spoke at length about the idea that he would become a legendary recording artist, and eventually release his final album 3 days before his death at age 69.

I was gonna make a joke about how David Bowie has become really popular all of a sudden. Well, I guess I just did...

this looks like the footage they show at the end of the CBS Sunday Morning news show. You should submit it. You guys down with CBS SM? Charles Osgood? Trumpet? News stories that are all about like a 97 year old woman who still holds her job at the post office in a small midwestern town..

Of course I know you were doing a bit. So was I! I'm a totally chilled out bro who would never get stressed out by making coffee. Just go with the flow man... That picture I posted was photoshopped. I would never buy a Keurig. I'm a purist.

Crows! Oh...am I too late?

My decision to purchase a Keurig was not an easy one. I held out for a long time for reasons of coffee snobbery. I grind my own beans and make coffee in a french press. I like a nice cup of coffee. I just can't do it anymore. You have to wait for the water to boil - but not even boil, because it shouldn't be boiling. you're supposed to boil and then wait like 30 seconds. but what if I get distracted and forget about it? is the water too cold now? Maybe I fell asleep standing up with my eyes open because I have to wake up at 5:30 in the G-d morning even though I don't have to be at work until 8:30 and I'm still late half the time. How long has the water been not boiling for? SHOULD I START OVER? then I have to grind the beans. The coffee grinder is so f-ing loud it wakes my damn kid up half the time which really screws up my entire morning. The whole reason I get up at 5:30 is so that hopefully he'll sleep until 6:30 so I have an hour to get ready in peace before he gets up and starts demanding all kinds of crazy things for breakfast that we don't have and changing his mind about what TV show he wants to watch every 5 minutes and having tantrums about everything and not wanting to get dressed or put his shoes on. BUT I HAVE TO GRIND THE COFFEE IN THE MORNING RIGHT? otherwise, it's not freshly ground coffee anymore, is it? Might as well buy the pre-ground shit. Then you gotta pour the water in there and stir it around for 10 seconds or whatever. THen i have to SET A TIMER ON MY PHONE. for 6 minutes. I used to do it for 3-4 minutes because that's what I read, but then I read somewhere else that you should do it for 7 to 8. THOSE ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT AMOUNTS OF TIME. which one is right? Why do I have to do all this research just to make 2 cups of coffee? I just chose 6 because it's in the middle but for all I know that could be the worst possible amount of time to let your coffee brew. Then you push down the dumb plunger thing and pour the coffee into a dumb thermos carafe thingy because you can't just leave it in the french press for too long because it gets bitter. And then sometimes you get grounds in your coffee, like I did today, which was the last straw. Then I forget to clean out the french press thing in the morning, so I get home from work at 6 pm and have to wash that damn thing. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. I JUST WANT A CUP OF COFFEE. Pretty soon I'm gonna have an infant crying and puking on everything in addition to the maniac toddler and I can't be playing barista anymore. This is the sad truth. this is what happens.

nope.

It was. made things pretty awkward with mom

I'm so glad you guys are interested in this. I drive a Nissan Rogue, which is a nice family car but at the same time has a little bit of edge and lets everyone know that you could go rogue at any minute. Also, I've looked like a dad since I was 15. I've just finally grown into it.

Paul F. Tompkins

big day today guys. I'm gonna buy a Keurig machine. Wish me luck! UPDATE [12:57 PM, eastern]: I got it. Will report back once I've brewed the first cup. may not be until tomorrow morning.