SteveH

i wish that wasn't me, but it definitely is.

A guy who almost definitely raped someone and got away with it vs. a guy who may or may not have let some air out of a ball. Only in America am i right guys

p.s. we're not drafting individual defensive players, just teams.

Hey, I tried to be a compassionate and understanding leader. The Draft King doesn't play those games though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAdllaY9lVE

A Message from The Commish: The draft is tonight @9. I know that time doesn't work for some of you, but I believe it does work for the majority. Unless I hear from a majority of the people that tonight is not a good time, we can look into moving it, although I don't know when we could move it to since the season starts tomorrow night. Also, I set the deadline to pay with the DraftKing for today, so since everyone didn't pay, the Draft King deleted everything and is automatically refunding your money. I apologize for this. I am a poor commisioner. I will set it up again and push the due date out into next month, but I'll wait to do that until after the money has been credited back (I don't see mine yet). Unless you guys just don't want to do money. Maybe I'll do a poll on the site. wishing you a delightful draft. sincerely, SteveH - the commish

the season starts on Thursday, my friends. I don't think we could do the draft on Thursday unless it was in the afternoon. Also, pay whenever you can.

1 person left voluntarily and I kicked my wife out. It's a 10 team league now.

I have a tattoo on my scrotum that says "Hollywood Hambag". I call my sac a Hambag so that's why it's funny.

Did you guys 'get' this? Take another look. This is pure gold.

Are you Scott Anchorman's personal assistant?

RIP Houston. Get well soon!

Draft is Wednesday...if there's anyone who expressed interest in joining the league after we had filled all the spots, we now ONE AVAILABLE SPOT. SPEAK NOW!! Kevin O'brien! WhiteButStillHip (are you in the league already? I can't keep this straight) MikeBonetti! any takers?

what happened to Jesse Thorn? Hayes did say he was asking for a friend. Maybe he wasn't kidding. Everyone start listening to all of the podcasts until we find one where Jesse Thorn is the guest to see if he gets asked the popcorn gallery questions. I hope it's Terry Gross. If we split them up, we can probably get this done by the end of the day.

I'm only halfway through, but here is what I think: I'm glad Hayes persevered and finally got to tell all the other podcasts to get way down there and suck on these. You could hear him trying to get to it for a while and he kept getting stepped on. Hard work pays off Hayes! Congratulations on 100 eps boys

my friend named his kid Desmond because of the lost character. That's not a joke or anything. it's just the straight truth, brother. Here are my suggestions for your kid: Thelonius Bolognius Al

it's not me, it's the Draft King

KOB - you still want in? We may have a spot for you.

Right in my neck of the woods. Sorry I missed it.

Where in NJ? I do the American Legion circuit. Just travel around the state, meeting all the wonderful folks who frequent American legions.

the voice Vincent D was doing in DareDevil reminds me of the greatest CBB character of all TIME, The Timekeeper.

you most have gotten from pop culture, like you said. Like that show "Chelsea, Anymore"

top 3 favorite things about America...GO! follow up: top 3 least favorite things

let's all discuss Chanson's strange usage of the word "anymore". I have heard people use it this way, and thought it was weird. I looked it up and I remember reading it was something people said in the western PA/NY/OH area. By all accounts, Chanson is from Washington so I am thoroughly perplexed.

I think he succeeded at talking in a dumb voice and looking like that sassy castrated fellow from GoT