SteveH

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Typically they have at least 5 quotes in the We See What You Said There section. This week, there was only one: “If you cut Cecil The Lion’s head off, great. But you’ve gotta eat it. You’ve gotta eat everything. Even the dick.”—Hayes Davenport, Hollywood Handbook

In the most recent ep of Hannibal, Will has a line where he calls Agent Scully the bride of Frankenstein. I thought for sure he said Frankingsteins, but I rewound it and he just said boring old Frankenstein. What a bummer Also, it doesn't really make sense to use the term "rewind" anymore. What are we supposed to say now? Update: sorry I didn't realize we had shut down the forum for the week until it was too late.

more like Fantastic Bore, right?

didn't end up going to the zoo yesterday. in case anyone was wondering

Might go to the zoo. Will let you know

Goddamnit he's so good. Always leaves you wanting more. Pissed i was too late for the first popcorn gallery question solicitation in weeks. Here's what I would have asked: Tom, how old are you? Gross

Perfect review. I loved this ep, but had to turn it off and finish later bc I just couldn't handle it early in the morning

JEFF TWEEDY?!

I will speak for the entire country of the US and say "No. I didn't know that."

a hot-dog making contest? big fan of your catchphrases, btw

enough about this interview with U2, time to talk about what's really important: I recently re-listened to Staind Glass, because it's my favorite podcast episode maybe ever. During said episode, Mr. Glass stated he would record a track of him singing one of their songs ("outside" maybe? who cares.) Scott bought and sent Todd the karaoke track right there on the spot. My question is this. Why have we not heard this song? It's been (a while) since the ep was recorded. Over a year, in fact. I'll give Todd the benefit of the doubt and say he's probably trying to find just the right amount of reverb, but regardless, I think we're owed a Staind Glass Part 2 episode.

This comment better not have been directed at me.

I liked how Scott, Adam seemed to direct most of his questions to Adam Clay2000 lbs. Does he think he can only talk to people he shares a name with?

As I lay here on my couch, falling into the arms of Morpheus (I sleep on the couch bc my son sleeps in our bed and he takes up way more room than he should and hogs all the blankets), I leave you with this The president on WTF THe Scotts interview U2 Kumail replacing David Duchovny in the X-Files reboot What's next, you ask? Hollywood Handbook, episode #100 - Ron Howard, our close friend. Good night, and good luck.

Here's the forum rivalry we've all been waiting for. Soupy vs. Norm

For some reason, just seeing "This is how I talk when I talk about cuisine" sent me into a giggly fit that I've yet to recover from. My wife is still waiting for me to explain why I'm laughing, but I can't talk.

COOL DOG BRO

ok guys. get ready, because this is really funny. What about a t-shirt that says "I listen to Hollywood Handbook and all I got was this t-shirt. by chumpgear"

Wallace & Barnes Wallace & Gromit Warby & Parker Bert & Ernie Jordan & Pippen Stockton & Malone 2 broke girls calvin and hobbes, of course jay and silent bob simon and schuster

woman inherits the earth

i enjoyed both eps with Sean and Hayes and have never, nor will I ever, watch the show

This is infinitely better than I even could have imagined. You can spin a yarn, my friend. Fargo Season 3?

If you want, I could call you while you're driving, you put me on speaker, and I'll read all the posts from the forum to you.

probably everyone on the HH forum.