SteveH

Marguerite Moreau looks a lot like someone else but I can't figure out who and it's driving me crazy. Please help. I'm pretty sure it's someone famous, but even if it's someone I know, please help anyway.

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Here's a photo of me in my Hollywood Handbook shirt

GET. OUT. OF HERE

you guys are being mean to engineer cody boy. he's doing the best he can, OK

Gronk. the T. Pilgrim hat highway signs.

I have an idea for a website. If it already exists, please let me know. If it doesn't, any computers guys on here feel free to steal the idea and make it because I won't ever do it and I just want this website to exist. Here's the pitch... A website sort of like canistreamit or one of those, that aggregates all of the streaming services BUT you can import your queues/lists from the streaming services you subscribe to AND it links up with rotten tomatoes or IMDB or something so you can also SAVE movies that either aren't out yet OR aren't on a streaming service AND they'll be automatically added to your queue when they become available. See your Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime, HBO GO, Showtime Anytime, etc... queues in one comprehensive list! Browse new and upcoming releases in theatres and DVD and add them to your list with the click of a mouse! Watch as they magically appear in your comprehensive list once they become available! YYYEEEEEE who's in?

you guys just don't understand. It is absolutely the best CBB ep in years, but Sean and Hayes turned it into something so much more than just a CBB ep. something greater. something so beautiful that it can't truly be understood. Therefore, I don't think it qualifies. p.s. SONglasses, right? p.p.s I've already posted too much today. I'm sorry. I can't help that I'm an interesting person with interesting things to say, and people want more.

I make risotto in the oven. Have you tried that? you don't have to stir it at all and it comes out perfect

Kittens - this will not stand. I work like 5 minutes away from Rutgers University (a prestigious new jersey institution), so I'm going to leave the office and hole up in the library for the rest of the weekend to study law book. Then we can file suit against that nefarious mcfartlan. Like in one of those movies where people who aren't lawyers (or constables or whatever you call them in the UK) have a whole musical montage of them reading large books and then they win the big case. p.s. since Hayes worked on the family man, maybe he can help us get access to Mr McFartlan so we can try to settle out of court first. @Hayziebone - the ball is in your court

I only omitted the ep because 1) I didn't wanna stir the pot over there on the CBB forums and have to endure a bunch of comments about how I'm so "pleased with myself" and 2) let's face it, when Sean and Hayes appear on a podcast, it becomes a Hollywood Handbook episode. It's not a comedy bang bong or a best show or some other garbage. The CBB ep with Sean and Hayes was not a top 10 HH ep. get it?

OK, i can't take it anymore. We all know you're Marc Maron's #1 fan. Ken Griffey played for the Seattle Maroners. That's the connection

That Todd Barry crowd work movie is on Netflix. I'm about 30 minutes in. Already laughed 3/4 of my butt off

I'm so excited for this news. I don't wanna hurt anyone's feelings, but kittens is my favorite forum member.

did they ask us be kind to one another? I don't remember that. If so, sorry for saying "fuck you guys" earlier.

Patrick Walsh was a very good guest. and very funny. i like him.

we should be friends now

We're more than halfway through the year. Here's the top 10 so far in no particular order. Please discuss/argue: Ep #328 - Beatle Heaven (American Football, Anders Holm & Mike Hanford) Ep #330 - Peruvian Pullovers (Jim Rash, Horatio Sanz) Ep #335 - The Wedding of Gilli and Garry (Colin Hay, Gillian Jacobs & Paul F. Tompkins) Ep #338 - Be My Guest, Literally! (Michael Ableson, Paul F. Tompkins, Lauren Lapkus &Andy Daly) Ep #342 - A Silicon Valley P-Cast (Thomas Middleditch, Kumail Nanjiani, Martin Starr & Paul F. Tompkins) Ep #345 - Shifting Bouncy (Kyle Bornheimer, Paul Brittain & Roman Sklar) Ep #348 - Is Y'all My Daddy? (Cameron Esposito, Paul F. Tompkins & Matt Gourley Ep #356 - Heynong Man (Jason Mantzoukas, Paul F. Tompkins) Ep #336 - NOT Farts and Procreation 4 (Harris Wittels, Chelsea Peretti & Adam Scott) Ep #326 - 2014 Holiday Spectacular (Aimee Mann, Ted Leo, Paul F. Tompkins, Brendon Small, James Adomian, Lauren Lapkus, Matt Besser, & Neil Campbell)

It is with a heavy heart that I come to you to announce that I'm suspending my campaign for t-shirts and my run for Secretary of Forum Affairs. Fuck you guys and fuck t-shirts. Sincerely, SteveH

well, you guys are a disapointment. @Scott Anchorman, cancel the t-shirts. We don't deserve them.

Arugula - are you a real mailman or are you wearing that shirt to be "ironic"

Citizens: I've been all over these great forums, meeting all kinds of interesting folks, and listening to what they have to say. In the comedy bang bang forum I met a guy named Dixon who does the most incredible GIFs and photoshop type stuff you've ever seen. And you know what he said? He said "when am I gonna start getting paid for this?" I'll tell you what: he's going to start getting paid when we get some t-shirts. Dixon is nice enough to do his best work right here on the Hollywood Handbook forum, and what does he have to show for it? A lot of 'likes' sure, but you can't wear 'likes' can you? I met A Bear that makes the most beautiful music. He wrote a 45 second song about the time Colt Barton met Shaq at a Hooter's in Phoenix, AZ that is constantly stuck in my head. I met a guy named Andy Dick Cheney that makes really funny videos. I think he did that F.R.I.E.N.D.S one I met a young woman named Sillylillyquee who makes incredible drawings. Anything you want! she'll draw it for you! Then there was a clown named Greggy. This guy has a podcast where he talks about podcasts! He shared a recipe for pretzels that everyone made and shared their results. He drew a picture for Sean and Hayes. I think he's even working on a documentary about the Colt Barton story (can we get an update on that? I did some ADR for it and haven't heard since, or received compensation) There was a nice chap named Andrew who made a supercut of all of the ads from every episode of HH strung together. I also met a young lady named Anastasia who coordinated the creation of a beautiful and heartfelt birthday video for Hayes. I met this guy Tim Treese. He recorded the famous popcorn gallery theme song. donated a bunch of money to the show. drove thousands of miles to attend a live episode and even appeared on a regular one. And let's not forget NoHorseMan. Have you seen the Hollywood Handbook wiki? Well, I have and let me tell you it is something. A lot of work goes into that, and he doesn't even have a t-shirt to wipe the sweat from his brow. These are the people of the Hollywood Handbook forums. Hard-working, salt of the earth people. All they want is a t-shirt. So you can call me crazy, you can say what you will, but my promise to you is this: I hope they make t-shirts. paid for by the Foundation for Forum Freedom and approved by SteveH, candidate for Secretary of Forum Affairs

a bunch of big names signed the petition: PFT, the points guy, Adam Pally, Dave Matthews Band for some reason, Kyle Kinane: voice of the comedy center, the guy who's friends the the points guy...

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I posted this in the wrong forum