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SteveH

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  1. I've listened to about half the episode now. Hayes' story about suing Whole Foods had me loffing my whole butt off. More to come...
  2. I haven't listened yet, so I won't post any comments.
  3. oh man, we're doing Maron fan fic now? Slippery slope... p.s. I just want to add that the 2 trailer videos I posted are completely different experiences. The 2nd one features an original song by A Bear (pending litigation)
  4. Take it up with Sean and Hayes. Anything posted on this forum is legal property of Gojira Media Productions (a WolfCool company)
  5. A Bear- this sounds a lot like Sun Kil Moon except it's not 11 minutes long with no chorus
  6. Happy Father's Day to Sean and Hayes. I hope Steffi and Brooke let you have the kids today so they can take you out to dinner at movies bistro or somewhere nice like that.
  7. Is this better than F.R.I.E.N.D.S?
  8. Shaq: I'm just saying I need to do something substantial in order to get the attention of the Suns. Colt: Why? Shaq: Because they're exclusive. And fun. And they lead to a better life. Colt: Charles Barkley didn't get elected MVP because he was a member of the Phoenix club. Shaq: He was a member of the 76ers, and yes he did.
  9. I think we have a winner. If someone could make a video with the radiohead song that would be great. Thanks.
  10. "When you got a name like Colt Barton, you're gonna start going to Hooters when you're in middle school. Believe me. " -Joe Montana
  11. this is infinitely more funny now that I can hear your voice saying it in my mind (Andrew)
  12. "I'm a big guy, you know, so I get hungry a lot. We had a game against the Suns later that evening so I decided to stop in for a quick bite of 8 dozen wings to give me some extra fuel for the game. Everyone was looking at me when I walked in, but I don't know why, probably because I'm tall I guess. I'm thinking to myself 'is that COLT BARTON and his dad sitting right over there? Why is anyone lookin at me? This is COLT *bleep* BARTON, man. I had to get a pic with this dude'" -Shaquille O'Neal
  13. Rando celebrity sightings run-ins...GO Dave Attell at a hotel in Raleigh, NC Ginnifer Goodwin at a Whole Foods in Union, NJ Frank from MasterChef Season 3 at an italian restaurant in Cooperstown, NY Matt Pinfield sitting at the table next to me and my family at a restaurant in Edison, NJ (he was very loud) I don't think anyone can compete with how lame and rando these are
  14. Norm, congrats on changing your username. I'll miss Game of Scones, but at least now EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME
  15. This is a big problem when you're built like me and spunky, and a bear. I've had to register as a sex offender 3 times because I was just trying to squeeze by people in the aisle at the movies and my [redacted] would brush against the back of people's necks. It happened during each of the 1st 3 Lord of the Rings movies. Haven't been to the movies since.
  16. Sorry for posting so much..BUT i assumed this was a joke and then I saw on social medias that Obama is actually going to be on WTF. WTF? AND they're doing (or did) the interview in the garage? I'm sure this will be cool, but he really should have gone on HH. Should we submit popcorn gallery questions for Barry O just in case?
  17. just trying something... didnt work Anyway...has anyone heard of this band Hop Along? They're really good and the singer is a lady and she has a crazy voice that is awesome but makes me concerned for her throat health at the same time. I think they are from PA, so maybe A Bear knows them. Are they emo though? I'm not supposed to like emotional music because I'm in my 30s.
  18. I'll be helping evil pharmaceutical companies do evil things. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy you guys. You made me an evil villain in all of the forum fan fic and I started to think "you know what? maybe I really am evil. what kind of job would suit a villain like me? big pharma baby!" and here we are..
  19. Remember a week or 2 ago when I asked everyone to send positive handbook head vibes (andy) because I had a big job interview? Well, it worked because I got the job. I owe it all to forum likes, vibes, and the fact that I was able to add "Hollywood Handbook Pro Version Recipient" to my resume. So anyway, after another week or so I'm gonna be too busy and have wayy too much sweet fucking dough-seph to post on these forums all the time.
  20. Conrad Hilton from Mad Men?
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