SteveH

This was a really hilarious ep. It might even be funnier that than episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S where the whole gang is hanging out at Erica and Sandra's apartment and Ross is trying to confess his feelings for Sandra but she gets bitten by a snake. She couldn't see the snake because there was a blackout. The elevators don't work because of the power and the doorway to the stairs is blocked, so Ian has to pee on Sandra to counteract the venom or she'll die. Meanwhile, Dandler is trapped in one of those self serve frozen yogurt places with Fashion Spice and he pees on her too, but that one is just for fun, not venom-related. Erica stubs her toe. Feeby plays her famous song, "Deli Cat". Ian says his famous catchphrase, "Hi! How are you today? It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood!" No one has seen Niall since he hit that woman with his car.

I feel this is not getting the attention it deserves because it was posted right before the new ep and everyone migrated over to the new thread. It's wonderful.

Sure. The only thing you need to know is that the Pro Version went to none other than everyone's favorite forum poster, the one and only, Steve mutherfriggin H.

I'm really glad that I inadvertently started this by making a stupid mistake about the acronym. Thanks for correcting me Honlads!

I like the way Hayes signs his posts the way grandmas and aunts do on Facebook.

Is FRIENDS an acronym? Five people Ross, too In Everyday Normal Dress Saying things

Mr. Matthews: Wikipedia lists your 'years active' as 2001-present. What was happening before 2001? Were you a vegetable? I see that you recently sold your house in Palm Springs. It's hot there, right? But is it a dry heat? What are your thoughts on gluten?

Tread lightly

Where are the goddamn popcorn gallery questions? Why is Hayes in NY? What happening

Matt Dillon looks like a Frankingstein.

I get this

I have a solo cover band. I already posted my stuff in the other thread

neckbeard counts double so it cancels out the fact that you don't play instrument drink beer

This is not a very diverse forum. If I had to guess, I'd say the majority of forumers are white males in their 20s-30s, college educated, bearded, play an instrument (guitar), like "indie" movies and music, and probably some of those craft beers too. Does that sound about right?

I saw them in Brooklyn last year and it was amazing. They opened with 'Oh, Comely'. I also drank a big beer at a german bar and ate a sausage so it was a great night.

Favourite Episode: BJ Novak Favourite Film: Fargo Favourite TV Show: The Sopranos Favourite Band: Ryan Adams Favourite City: Portland, ME (I haven't been to many cities), but I do like Portland a lot Red or Turquoise: Red Famous person you'd give a kiss on the cheek: January Jones Favourite Number out of 70: 29 Joe and Tim's Celeb Couple Name: Tim McGraw COOL RATING: ?

accepted!

A Bear- I think 'unremarkable' is, in fact, remarkable. 'Bother' has a real Paul Simon thing going on and I like it. I also like that in some songs you're fucking shredding on guitar and it's unexpected bc its computers music. I'm a fan!

You guys are mean and you smell

I'll have to check my schedule. I'm pretty busy though. I'm doing WTF next week.

Can i do one? The Bourne Nonentity - Jason Bourne forgets all his powers and is just a normal guy who's a janitor at Harvard Alien vs Predator: Requiem (for a dream) Alien and Predator get hooked on heroine and hang out together in some shitty abandoned house Amadeus of Thunder - Mozart is frozen in suspended animation and comes back to be a race car driver

don't stir the pot, Hog. I'm a changed man now. it's my FAVORITE song.

I prefer to think of it more like when Aretha Franklin covered 'Respect', or Jimi Hendrix doing 'All Along the Watchtower'. Or even when Whitney Houston (RIP) did the national anthem and people loved it.

He does. I'm glad you made it more specific by using a clown punching bag instead of just a regular clown. 1. Greggy is the only regular clown 2. I want to punch that guitar guy in his dumb face

Sorry, can't help you. I don't know what's happening in the world bc I listen to too many comedy podcasts and spend too much time on this forum. I hope they catch that Saddam Hussein.