SteveH

Your real name better be David Byrne

More like race rawr. Amiright lilac thunder

am I supposed to be sending them cash in the mail? I don't want them to think I don't care

i look forward to it. I would love to inspire another week of hollywood handbook forum culinary explorations, a la greggy's pretzels.

where am I? Is this the Comedy Bang Bang forum?

update: I made him have 1 claw hand to really drive home the point that this is not a normal guy. This guy is aliens. Do you guys think that was a smart thing to do?

Chanson- I specifically remember you saying the your father was the "captain of the island" on the call in show. So which is it? Boat captain or island captain?

It's not really missing, it's just haunted.

yeah, it's my stink finger too so I'll be out of the game for a while Update: sorry ladies

The like from Hayes + the comments afterwards made it almost totally worth it.

Hey guys, I sliced off part of my finger with a mandoline slicer today and you could see my skelington. Fo real!

I saw a comment saying he looks like a nu-metal guy from 2003. I agree. Did you see the AV Club article? The snark is palpable, even for them. Edit: it's a regular snark tank over there. Great white snark. Snark.

Alex- It doesn't seem like you have a wikipedia page. Here is a list of people that do: Gerald Paddio Charles Ramsey Sadaam Hussein speak on that.

Alex- What's it like working with former NBA star Detlef Schrempf? Follow up: Has he introduced you to Gary "the glove" Payton or Shawn "rain man" Kemp? What about Ervin "not magic" Johnson (remember him)?

I really don't like this. I looked at my email, and for a brief second, I got very excited. Guess I deserved that.

i'm not taking responsibility for this.

How about this...change the username, but also create a 2nd account. Name one 'Sean Clements' and one 'Hayes Davenport'. I think people would really like that.

Hanoi Gwen is what they called Gwen Stefani when she went to Vietnam in the 70s and everyone called her a traitor. Remember that?

You give me hope for the future.

You guys are talking a bunch of crazy talk

Colt Barton- Congratulations! You've made the list this year for People magazines 100 most fascinating people. Your profile says you're a mere 18 years of age. Is that true? Do you drive around in that machine in your avatar?

Send me your resume and cover letter.

If you guys are comfortable gambling on a human life, then by all means, leave it at 9. You have until 11:59 PM eastern to decide. Edit: MUAHAHAHAHAHA

I believe the person in question's name rhymes with the name of John Wick's brother...Randy...Randy Wick.

That guy in the back looks like a young Rex Ryan