SteveH

Also you shouldn't sit that close to the tv. You'll hurt your eyes.

Usually risotto involves rice. That just looks like a bunch of gravy. You can't just eat gravy for dinner,kittens. You know better than that.

Settle down chandler. Get it together.

Ooh a like from Greggy. I think that means you've been accepted into the tribe.

I get razzed so much, I got nominated for a razzie. points

sick razz Update: I gotta say, I'm a little uncomfortable with the amount of likes that razz got, and how quickly they appeared. It's almost as if some of you called the other people who weren't on the forums and told them to run to their computers to like a sick razz on the diaper. ...yeah I get it. Too many sentences

I just started listening to this, so I have no insightful comments about the interview. But that picture. Studious Sean in the glasses. Achee Baba beep boop boop dee dee dee dink dink dink bowww If only I were still single. Or a lady. Or a gay guy.

I love Lauren Lapkus, and I love a lot of podcasts, but if I'm being honest with myself, it's gotta go to the boys at HH. I pointed out in my comment that the listenership (while small) is extremely loyal and they have the best podcast forum on the internet. p.s do i use too many commas? I feel like every sentence i write has like 9 commas in it.

I think they're talking about the people who cut Dolphins who get stuck in those big fishing nets. Just say Jaques Costeau.

oooh i thought it was quantity, not equality

Cardamom absent-mindedly flipped through a magazine on the front porch. It was a breezy early spring day on the Maine coast. Not quite warm, but a welcome respite from the long, cold chill of the last few months. Vestiges of winter still remained in the breeze that rustled the magazine pages as Cardamom tried to read another tedious article about 'what women really think', but the warm sunlight on his face was a reminder of the thaw, and the spring to come. As Cardamom continued flipping through the magazine, he noticed that he was finding it increasingly difficult to turn the pages. "must be stuck together", he thought, "i'll just lick my finger". Cardamom raised his hand towards his mouth and was startled by a sharp pain on his tongue skin. He looked in horror as he realized that 3 of his fingers were missing, and in their place were dinner forks, real silver, judging by the taste. He ran into the house in a panic. As he passed by the TV, something caught his eye. The news crawl at the bottom of the screen said something about "forkman suffers critical head injury while saving children from a burning bus, escapes from hospital." Just then, the forks were pulled out of his hands with great force, causing Cardamom agonizing pain. He fell to his knees and doubled over. Two purple boots appeared before him. "Did you think I wouldn't find you?" a voice boomed. That voice triggered something in cardamom and his mind was flooded with all of the memories he had been missing since he escaped from the hospital. "I hoped you wouldn't find me, Magneto, but part of me always knew that you would." "Can I have those forks back? They belonged to my Grandmother." The End.

I'd also like to see Tig Notaro and Todd Barry on an episode together. Can you imagine the energy and electricity?

maybe this was already discussed in one of the episode threads, but who has time for that.. for 2 or 3 weeks they played hollywood facts for WYR and made no mention of it. It then came back in last week's ep, and Andy Daly made some sort of comment about it. Any conspiracy theories? Did Stephen Sondheim send a cease and desist? did scott then pay for the rights to play it? did he challenge sondheim to a duel and win? any insider info would be nice (engineer cody boy, I'm looking at you)

He's too young to even throw a football. He is corpsefucker shitlord on the forums though.

Talk to Joe McGurl and see if you can get that added to the forum rules document. Otherwise, I will continue to be embarrassing.

It's probably too late for me to get a sister, but there's still hope for my son. Should we get him a sister or a brother? I'm an only child so any and all feedback. Is appreciated.

Roasted Brussels sprouts are delicious. But yes, they will stink up your house as well as fart like Charles dickens and maybe even Charles Barkley

This episodes thread does not have the momentum of last weeks. I hope Shelby doesn't get her feelings hurt because she seems like such a nice young lady.

Anyone else with dinner updates/recipes to share?

Elmo

Sick burn

I can cite 2 sources confirming that god is a bird. The song is about Greggy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_God_Bird

Bert Cooper practices good clean living, so I suspect you'll never have to deal with such a nasty infection. The no shoes in your office rule really helps keep the germs away.

oh, there we go. Now it's funny. Let's all have a laff together. I'll start. HA

Thanks AV. Don't know about the special food yet. Vet should be calling today with lab results. I sure hope he doesn't need special food. Hopefully the food he eats now is special enough