SteveH

wine is not meant to be measured, only appreciated. If someone asks you how much wine you drank, simply reply, "enough that i was able to develop a great appreciation for it.

Joe McGurl - you are the Thomas Jefferson of this forum. If you decide that it's time to declare our independence from the rest of the Earwolf forums, please consider me your John Hancock, or Adams, or Ben Franklin or whoever.. I edited this image in photobucket to make it funny, but when i paste it here, it just pastes the original so whatever. i hate photobucket

Oh and my cat George had a urinary tract infection and had blood in his pee and was peeing everywhere and my apartment stunk. He's feeling better now though, thanks to a $500 vet visit. Also, I rented a rug doctor and shampooed all the carpets today so it smells nice and fresh again.

OK cool because the popcorn gallery link in my signature actually links to a pretty great pancake recipe. For real.

Are recipes, pet pics and food updates from kittens still OK?

Beaver-gator?

Never mind. That last pic proves you're a true genius. Any request I make would pale in comparison to whatever you come up with on your own.

Do you take requests?

Please don't tell me Hayzie Bone is someone else too. He liked one of my posts once and if I find out it wasn't really him I may spiral out of control.

I like to think this is an inclusive group. You know what has damaged the rapport though? A bear changing his location to Philadelphia. I mean call me crazy but the forest seemed much more appropriate. Also, you're wearing glasses and a hat now? That ridiculous. Where's the guitar? I am not on board with this rebrand. Did the pro version go to your head? Rented a fancy penthouse apartment in Philly? A trip to the haberdasher? Pardon me for the long post but I am steamed. P.s. Congrats on 69 posts. Get it? Because of the sex thing

and getting up to go to the bathroom for up to 45 minutes during a recording

I don't get it. EDIT: I do get it. After a more thorough reading I see that the last quote was from one Nicolas-Jon Honlads. You've beaten me to this revelation and I tip my hat to you.

weird. I've been saying this a lot lately for some reason. The HH forumers are developing hive-mind

no one seems interested in my theory that monsterface and a bear are the same person. I personally find this shocking and dare I say appalling. If this is true, who can we even trust anymore? What if this entire forum is just like the same 4 people. Everyone needs to put their social security number (or whatever they have in countries that aren't america) in that part of your profile above the picture where it says "newbie" or "stolen by a mean crab"

I'm in the wires

I don't think they get their beans freaked that easily. Also, they probably recorded the episode before the size of the thread reached critical mass, JMonsterface. Or should I say, A Bear??

Yes! How could I forget? this could be verrrry interesting

Alright, so, on the one hand, I hate to stir up controversy, but on the other, I love it because I am a villain. I can't prove it, but I've got a real hunch that JMonsterFace and A Bear are the same person, which means this gentleman got the pro version 2 weeks in a row. Is everyone OK with that? Does it make you mad? scared even? I'd really like to investigate this further, but since I am a villain, I don't really have access to detective types like Batman or Sherlock Holmes, or even his friend Winston. As far as I'm aware, there are no evil detectives. p.s. Whenever I use the word "Villain" I ask that you read it the way Adam Devine says it in his HH episode. Thank you for your time.

They read one of mine last week, but I became drunk with power and turned into a villain so it's kind of a double edged sword

Better get some extra sloppy pizza in you to soak up that booze. Otherwise, it's gonna be a rough day.

I thought it would be obvious, but the burn was on Jacob because he listed 2 albums that are fairly current and 1 from 1995. So that's the reason it's such a sick burn. Hope that clears it up.

I didn't notice the 'points' at the end of this the first time I read it. If only I could like it again. Please count my like as a super double like.

In 1997, apparently. Sick burn.

Lift off imminent