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For Your Consideration: Gmail Roulette Theme Song
SteveH replied to SteveH's topic in Hollywood Handbook
I accept your judgement -
Episode 74 — Kumail Nanjiani, Our Close Friend
SteveH replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
3 albums: Father John Misty - I love you, honeybear Lady Lamb and the Beekeeper - after Punch Brothers - phosphorescent blues -
Episode 74 — Kumail Nanjiani, Our Close Friend
SteveH replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Everyone list 3 albums you've been listening to recently that are nice and cool. Go! -
For Your Consideration: Gmail Roulette Theme Song
SteveH replied to SteveH's topic in Hollywood Handbook
I didn't create that Meme by the way. It's out there. Almost as popular as that Wonka man being condescending or Game of Thrones guy saying that you don't just do something. -
For Your Consideration: Gmail Roulette Theme Song
SteveH replied to SteveH's topic in Hollywood Handbook
we've been through this. All songs sound like moondance. You can't avoid it. -
Episode 74 — Kumail Nanjiani, Our Close Friend
SteveH replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
A Bear, you continue to intrigue me. I'm pretty sure that's the same science book I had in elementary school and I'm a man of a certain age. -
For Your Consideration: Gmail Roulette Theme Song
SteveH replied to SteveH's topic in Hollywood Handbook
I just hope it doesn't get me banned from the forums. -
Episode 74 — Kumail Nanjiani, Our Close Friend
SteveH replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
can we get to 500 posts before the next ep drops? Screw that. Make it 1000. Shoot for the moon, if you miss, you'll land amongst the stars. Even though stars are a lot farther away than the moon, so that dumb saying doesn't even make sense. What an idiot that guy is. It's like he doesn't even read science or anything. -
Episode 74 — Kumail Nanjiani, Our Close Friend
SteveH replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
With a Davenport wine reduction -
Episode 74 — Kumail Nanjiani, Our Close Friend
SteveH replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Fil-Hayes MigSean -
Episode 74 — Kumail Nanjiani, Our Close Friend
SteveH replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Potential recipes: Official popcorn gallery popcorn Gmail roulades Teaser freezer pops Eh! Foo wrong -
Episode 74 — Kumail Nanjiani, Our Close Friend
SteveH replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Not that there was ever a question, but, the fact that there is recipe sharing on this forum cements it as the best ever. Hollywood COOKbook? -
Episode 74 — Kumail Nanjiani, Our Close Friend
SteveH replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
I have a question. Is it canon? My story about the first day on set of baby grandpa. I think so, but you're the expert. -
Episode 74 — Kumail Nanjiani, Our Close Friend
SteveH replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
I think there's a wolfpop podcast about that (Yo, is this canon?). Take it up with them. -
Episode 74 — Kumail Nanjiani, Our Close Friend
SteveH replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
As you guys, know I've been very busy given my new found fame. However, I do want to be a part of the race to 300 posts, so I will share with you a story from my first day on set directing Whites & Golds:Baby Grandpa - We started shooting at 6 AM because we were trying to get 2 episodes done in one day to accomodate everyone's schedules. Things didn't start out well. Roseanne was 3 hours late and we were supposed to shoot one of her scenes first. Apparently, she plans to commute back and forth from her Macadamia nut farm. This is going to be a problem. Turns out Tom Hiddleston's dad has no acting experience whatsoever. So that was a challenge. Then this Pita guy shows up. Apparently he's in some Hungry Gang movie and is a big deal. Everyone on the crew just kept making jokes about how they're Hungry and they would love to eat a Pita. Pita is a bit of a Diva and locked himself in his dressing room for 3 hours and refused to come out until we contacted his spiritual advisor to come for counseling. Hayes' baby spit up on everyone, and we had to do at least 5 takes for every scene. And don't even get me started on the wardrobe budget. I also had a few disagreements with some of the members of the writing staff. Smokey the Bear insists on having some sort of reference to fire prevention in almost every line, which really throws the story off. The little furry creatures from the Quizno's subs ads have their own language, so every script they've written is unintelligible. However, I just have a feeling that what they're coming up with is pure gold, and i don't want to just toss it off. I've contacted a representative from their home planet and have arranged to have a sort of Rosetta Stone provided so we can translate. It's going to take a year to get here though... Then there's the ice cream cone. I can't even get into that now. More to come. -
I liked those 2 gents who did all the ads with Scott this week. They would probably make good guests. Sean and Hayes I think their names were?
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Episode 74 — Kumail Nanjiani, Our Close Friend
SteveH replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
It's been done. Take it from an old pro, the diss track game is a lot of work with little reward -
Episode 74 — Kumail Nanjiani, Our Close Friend
SteveH replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
You're a ghost! Be gone spirit! Ghosts are too scary for these forums! -
Episode 74 — Kumail Nanjiani, Our Close Friend
SteveH replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Morphine bases dribbling skills doesn't sound too good. So this guy dribbles slowly, and falls asleep a lot?- 790 replies
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Episode 74 — Kumail Nanjiani, Our Close Friend
SteveH replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Also, i live in NJ, which, as far as I'm aware, is 1 of 2 states in the country that only has full service gas. Does that mean all the bullies live here? That would explain a lot. -
Episode 74 — Kumail Nanjiani, Our Close Friend
SteveH replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Liking sports is for nerds. Playing sports is for bullies and that's why they're pumping gas now because they're dumb and have head injuries. Is there anything nerdier than fantasy sports? I love fantasy football because I'm a nerd and nerds is cool now and bullies pump my gas -
SHOULD I BE USING MY REAL NAME? I'M SO CONFUSED
SteveH replied to SteveH's topic in Hollywood Handbook
You've skyrocketed to fame with less than 10 posts. A true wunderkind. Congrats to you, and please don't forget old american diaper when you become the lord of hollywood -
Episode 73 — The Gilmore Guys, Our Close Friend
SteveH replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
I'm really late on this too, but I wanted to do it (I think I like getting homework on the forums) "Are you hungry?" "Yes, I could eat". Dabney and Winnifred had been living together as roommates for nearly twenty years now, but, to anyone who observed them, they appeared to be merely acquaintances. Most are shocked to learn they'd been friends since high school, and roommates since they were 25. "what would you like for breakfast?", asked Dabney. "Did you ever fix the toaster?". "Yes, Winnifred, it's been working for a while now. I can't believe I was able to fix after you toasted those flattened birds. There were feathers everywhere." Fin. -
SHOULD I BE USING MY REAL NAME? I'M SO CONFUSED
SteveH replied to SteveH's topic in Hollywood Handbook
I guess the choice is much easier now that I'm famous. The brand has been established. There's no going back now