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  1. Posted

    other country's breads are pretty funny now that I think about it

     

    funniest international breads, ranked:

     

    1. Pan de Muertos - "bread of death" what? you guys are crazy

    2.Challah - "holla!" get it?

    3. Naan - what can I say that hasn't already been said

    4. Irish Soda Bread - soda? in bread? there's also raisins in there. wild stuff

    5. Brioche - you can be bread, or you can be cake, but you can't be both

    6. Ciabatta - Ciabatta? More like C-ya-Lata!

    7. Crepe - I'm a crepe. I'm a weirdo. what the hell am I doin here?!

    8. Pan De Mie - Pan de Mie? Pan De Mie? you must be pan de mie because I don't see anyone else here

    9. Pita - who's doughy and has a pocket? Pita Griffin!

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  3. Posted

    these lovable knuckleheads managed to make me feel guilty for thoroughly enjoying this 'classic' format episode. But you know what? #sorrynotsorry

     

    I must express my disappointment that my PCG question wasn't asked. It got 18 likes! 18! My god damn post has enough likes to vote and go to war for our country, but it can't even have a beer? Please.

     

    I can only assume that the episode had already been recorded when I posted the question. I forgive sean and hayes, but this is strike 1..

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  10. Posted

    HH Forum Fantasy Football League update:

     

    Feel free to name your team. We're now doing All-Pro-Star-Bowl selections. Choose which of your players you want to rep your team in the showdown of Hayes Football Conference VS Sean Football Clemference

     

    SteveH: you can't send Sean & Hayes AND big dinosaur from jurassic world to All-Pro-Star-Bowl. Each team may only nominate one player, Sean & Hayes do count as one, but can't send all three. Let me know, thanks

     

    WEEK SIX HALFTIME REPORT:

     

    The New Hampshire Diarrhea Idiots LEAD Dick Jokes, vaping hard af & blowing huge f*cking clouds & being smartest kid in class but not doing any work: 28-24

     

    The Flint Mi Marc-Maron-i And Cheeses TIED W The War of Northern Aggression: 10-10

     

    Team Joes Lerini LEAD Army of Crows, Hot Mean Draft Beer & Gord Downie's shiny leather suits: 21-20

     

    The Lochteaser Freezer LEAD Engineer in the Headlights: 24-10

     

    Mutant League Football, ASMR Videos, Gluten, Chrs Hrdwck & Bela Lugosi as Dracula LEAD Knights of Columbus & the Power of David Bowie: 20-17

     

    Podcast Hosts Doing iTunes Review Bit & In Memory Of Vinyl Stickers on Average Cars LEAD Fart Sound, 4 vintage Weird Tales, TCOAPSAHAOTLARTiCA & YakkoWakko.com: 21-13

     

    Jimmy Stewart going "Whahh!" in Hitchcock movies & Other Half of Handcuff LEAD Roy Scheider, the Marines, Sean & Hayes, NE Patriots & big dinosaur from Jurassic World: 17-14

     

    The Pietá & the Memory of Big Floppy Guy LEAD Ledecky Don't Know Defense: 14-7

    sean and hayes are more powerful than the dino. i choose them

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  11. Posted

     

    Yes, thank you greggy & Larry. Please submit your All-Pro-Star-Bowl selections, the player you want to represent your team in the All-Pro-Star-Bowl showdown of Hayes Football Conference versus Sean Football Clemference

     

    Everyone is more than welcome to name their team, but understand if you do then that is how said team will be referred to in any future HHFFFL updates. This way you can continue drafting players to your team but it won't clutter up the scoreboard. Of course team names can always be changed. thanks for your support

     

    I select Bo Jackson from tecmo Super Bowl as my team rep for the All-Pro-Star-Bowl and the name for my franchise at this point in existence is Ledecky Don't Know Defense

     

    I choose Sean and Hayes and the big dinosaur from jurassic world

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  14. Posted

    HHFFFL Week Five POWER RANKINGS, Beck Bennett Edition:

     

    1. The Troops, Tahini Sauce, kickstarter toaster & Tom Hanks' hair in the da vinci code: (4-1)

    2. Roy Scheider, the Marines, Sean & Hayes & the NE Patriots: (4-1)

     

    Keep up all that hella wicked mad good footballing! We'll soon break the league up into two conferences to get ready for the All-Pro-Star-Bowl & the playoffs. Let me know if you prefer to be in the Hayes Football Conference (HFC) or the Sean Football Conference (SFC). Or if you have other suggestions about what to call the conferences

     

    I'll choose the HFC, but only because he was nice enough to join my real fantasy league last year and then not set his lineup for like 6 weeks.

     

    Also - i knew calling out how well I was doing was gonna end up screwing me over. I'm behind Tahini Sauce now?

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  16. Posted

    This week on nohorseman finally gets a joke:

     

    Something I learned from the AV Club Podmass comments:

     

    When Sean said "you are our advertising budget" a couple of weeks ago or whenever, that was a roast on promotion for Don't Think Twice. Apparently they said that a lot in the Q&A that maybe runs after the movie?

     

    hahaha yes yes I get it that is very good

     

    Sean has a real beef with this movie. It's time someone took that Mark Birbiggles down a notch and ol' ClemDawg's the man to do it

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  22. Posted

    For my third round draft pick I would like to select the Earwolf/NPR crossover hit that's going to rocket this company into a brand new demographic, that hit that just won't quit, Chris Bannon's pride: Question of the Day podcast!

     

    i have bad news for you

     

    p.s. I don't listen to this show. I just happened to see this today and couldn't resist the urge to post. I'm a real JeffreyParties ^_^

     

    p.p.s. i'm really good at HHFFFL.

     

    p.p.p.s. there's a fantasy football podcast on howl now. it appears to be a real one. not an ironic comedy one. although a fake comedy fantasy football podcast that might be a good idea. anyone wanna team up with me on that? we'll put 'Nation' in the title of the podcast.

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  24. Posted

    34 episodes of podcast on wall 34 eps of podcast take one down pass it around 33 eps of podcast on wall fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

     

    we can make lemonade out of this thing yet, guys. Some of you have already done it.

     

    34. my birthday is in 9 days (hint, hint) and I'll be 34.

     

    Episode 34 is David Wain. Sean uses the phrase 'a good rollicking fuck', which was funny. It also includes the classic segment 'voice choice', where Hayes does a samurai warrior voice that could be potentially controversial

     

    Charles Barkley was #34.

     

    3/4 is a time signature in music. Examples of some popular songs played in 3/4 are 'Waltz #2' by the late Elliott Smith and 'Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town' by rock group Pearl Jam

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  25. Posted

    i thoroughly enjoyed this episode. I was just re-listening to Staind Glass for the 50th time, so this really hit the spot.

     

    I think i first became aware of adam scott on that HBO show where we wore a fake weiner. I think I hated him, because he's so good at playing jerk characters. Who would have guessed that a few short years later he'd be one of my top 10 lovable goofballs?

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