Mister Smart

Yeah, that's basically what I do.

Gimme your car keys. You have a nice car.

This is one of the better jokes about bed sheets I've read today.

I also think you're a cool, Monsterface.

Now go listen to all of them a few more times. You probably missed a lot.

I would love to hear Hayes and Sean on an episode of Comedy Bang Bang with Harris Wittels.

Happy birthing day Brett.

Uh, mmyes isn't an Avatar, only Sam Worthington is one of them.

I'm #2. Movin' up!

I guess I'll go ahead and call #3 before it gets taken and I have to settle for a lower rank.

Stop bringing it up! You're just reminding people of it now!

I'm not smiling because of being too cool is why. Now give me my participation trophy please.

JMonsterFace, has you always been a Dracula, and I just didn't notice, or did you just become one recently?

I got my Sgt. Sean's Loot Crate, too. Here's what I got: Let me know if you wanna trade.

Nick Kroll on Hollywood Handbook? Should be interesting and have funny in it.

If I had one of those userames that had a bunch of celebrity name in it, maybe it would be Mia Sarah Jessica Parker Posey.

If Sean and Hayes aren't on next week's episode of Comedy Bang Bang, then I'm gonna be Comedy Sad Sad.

But what about roast?

You subscribe to Sgt. Sean's too?! Do you want to trade loot?

Well, you has to buy the pro version, ya hocking punk.

You guys, the lack of popcorn gallery questions for the most recent few episodes have me worried. I'm especially worried about Mark. I know that recording the sound drops is kind of what keeps him going, and I'm not sure how much longer he can hold out.

Hey, nice sunglasses, devscoots.

Every episode is too short.

I'm vivaladisney on reddit. You should all go downvote all of my posts for a joke.