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Does anyone know what's going on with reality shows now? Is there any way to find out?

I've not been to the movies in 4 years since I realized we all see a block-buster every night for free (dreams), but all of these are good enough to get me to briefly consider going to movies again.

Whenever all the questions are really bad and awful you could refer to this as "The Poopcorn Galler-pee." You can have that one for free Also, Andy Daly, who hindered you the most in your rise to stardom? Who's top of the old enemy-list?

Frankie's a bad guest because the only word he knows how to say is "relax."

I think the HH fanbase's need to be perpetually reassured is what's really causing Hayes+Sean to despise us. Also now that Chanson can't like everything.

they were going to do a show about how important dogs are but they couldn't think of a rhyme. the closest they came up with was "dog bothers" and burping at the start of "bothers." I enjoyed this epi. it's no episode 8 though.

This is a damn fine epi.

What's Steve Carrel like as a boss?

Dear Porl: What does the F stand for, and have you considered changing it to F*ckmachine?

I think it would be a good idea to ask one's friends onto a comedy podcast and then when they're all loosened up spring a couple of gotcha questions at them. Pull some investigative journalism out of those files Jake!

How was everyone's halloween weekend? My Hayes and Sean costume went down VERY well. Everybody got the reference and appreciated all the small details I'd worked in. The only sad part was that there were like 5 other H+S's there, and 1 Busstop, the Mystery Executive.

Sometimes, even jokes can make everyone uncomfortable.

Hello, me again. I forgot to say that I really liked when Mr. Glover said "...reality shows" and Sean snorted in derision. It was a fun little easter-egg for all us old-timers from back in the RSS days, who know that actually Hayes+Sean like reality shows and think they're good. Also, about the some super-fans are rating the show 1 on Itunes as a turbo-goof: it's fun and I totally get on all the levels, but also sad because I know how that effects the metrics which determine which p'casts Itune's will recommend. Since I want all my friends to listen to it but am too shy to tell them to, I decided to brave reviewing a podcast (yours) for the first time. Unfortunately, I forgot my AppleID login, then it turns out I'd forgotten my AppleID, and the email I'd used to register my AppleID. After I'd eventually gotten it all straightened out, I was so flustered that I rated the Handbook 1 because you're #1.

I hope so because I've been meaning to ask those two robot-doofuses something: Up all night to get what?! You can't just say "some" and hope everyone will know what you mean. I've listened the whole song through twice and they never say and nobody will tell me. Was this the longest a guest has been on? Normally it's 2 parts Hayes and Sean on their own and then the guest rucks up in the 3rd act. I think he just showed up early and everyone felt bad for him sitting there in the lobby reading magazines. He was a good guest though, kept the scoop troop well fed. Who knew he was the Childlike Gambino all along?

The Ratboy Genius. Everything on his channel. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iw1EnLvm88

For fun I sometimes mispronounce her show's title to sound like she's projecting something. The grammar's not perfect, but I take my laughs where I can.

Sean I really like your Mr. Cool shirt. Really gave that bazinga shirt a run for its money. Hayes you need to up your shirt game. I've not listened to the podcast yet.

I can never keep the names straight but I figure the one with glasses is a killer.

It's ok I guess. It "looks good", and makes me think that I'm about to read a book rather than listen to a podcast which is a neat trick as I'm pretty astute. But I was looking forward to the contest where us fans designed the logo, but I guess now they've rocketed to super-stardom they don't need the little people anymore. I'll just post my entry since I took so much time on it.

How can I break into showbiz? I dont want to move to either LA or New York, they both seem awful, and I'm not really talented. Can they film a sitcom around me? I hear those pay well.

*walks along side The Reality SHOW Show's open grave and throws in a single red rose* Looking forward to the new show guys! I wish you'd told me before I got this tattoo though.

It sucks that I'll lose my connection to the world of reality shows as I only watch documentaries and the news.

I'm refreshing the page so much it might count as a DDoS attack.

I've got one of those lamps Sean wishes the wolf would have. It's good.

I'm watching The Great British Bake Off (spin off to the barnstorming Paul Hollywood's American Baking Competition we're all talking about). they've dumbed it down and sexed it up but it's still got that cosy charm all us ABC-heads love. They had to sack the most entertaining of all possible bakers due to him being shit at baking though. I feel they should have turned their head the other way, at least for a few weeks. Good luck defending your seed from fake gamer girls everyone, it's a warzone out there.