Jump to content
🔒 The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... ×

baily

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Content count

    9

  • Joined

  • Last visited

Posts posted by baily

  6. Posted

    Not having Jason in the last full ep made his return this week jarring.

     

    He made fun of an actor with a 60+ year career -- which Jason should be so lucky to have, was a complete dick to the audience -- a shtick that's more than worn itself out, called the women in the audience bitches, and just proceeded to yell over EVERYONE -- audience and hosts alike.

     

    If I have to choose between not having June at a live show or not having Jason, I'll kick Jason out any day.

     

    Someone take the cocaine away from him before the live shows PLEASE.

     

     

    You've heard other episodes with Jason? He didn't behave any differently in this one. Jason has always kept the energy level high at live shows. People have complained about him talking over other people since the first episode. I think he did a good job at crowd control so Paul didn't get competely smothered and his mic taken away. You don't think he was honestly calling women in the audience bitches, do you? Maybe you just don't like his style.

     

    He's always been my favorite part of live shows because he gets amped up and says even crazier shit than he normally does.

    • Like 13

  8. Posted

    When our hero attempted suicide there should've been a closeup of his face that showed a suffocation warning label on the plastic bag.

     

    The "brain slice" Pankow dumped on the counter looked exactly like a chicken breast with a slight brain pattern on top.

     

    When Ella tossed the hair dryer into the tub to kill the mother, it was plugged in but turned off. Would that have really worked?

     

    Our hero repeatedly smashing into Melanie with his wheelchair to wake her up was pretty hilarious.

     

     

     

    Also, I really want to make a meme of Zouks with LEATHERFACE HAD IT TOUGH but I can't find the original blank image, dangit.

    • Like 2

  9. Posted

    Bill Murray inherits an elephant from his estranged circus clown father. He tries to sell it or give it away, but has to transport it from the East Coast to the West Coast. There's really no plot besides that.

     

    Features 1 1/2 minutes of a super bitchy, annoying Jeanine Garafalo as a conservationist and a manic, embarrassing coke/meth/crack binge performance by Matthew McConaughey as a truck driver. Bill looks honestly pissed off and miserable (not Rushmore-acting-miserable, more Oh-God-what-have-I-done miserable).

     

    The budget was $30 million and box office was $8 million. There are a few good laughs and it's watchable.

×