This man's name is Herbert Midgley, and he's a professor at the university I attended. He calls himself "The Internet Legend" because the song I'm going to share became moderately popular in the pre-Youtube era, and for whatever reason he cannot let that go. He even appeared on a show called "Unscrewed with Martin Sargent" on the now defunct Tech TV as a result of this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24FhTl_f9Vg
And just as a sidenote, if this isn't to your liking, he posts a new video on Youtube every day. As of this post he has a whopping 2,424 videos. Anything from tutorials on music theory, guitar reviews, other original compositions, and absurd how-to videos, with titles such as "How To Look At Old Atari 2600 Cartridges," or "How To Stand In Front Of A Wall In A Suit."
The man fascinates me and I hope everyone else feels the same way.