ArnoldBabar

Three corrections/omissions/Explanation Hopes... 1. WHY WERE ALL THE ROADS SO NARROW? All of those roads around the factory were carved into the fields and couldn't even fit a car and a bike, let alone two cars. Is the Zevo Toys town made up entirely of one-way streets? Also, the scene where Robin Wright is on the bike and he rolls up makes him this movie's equivalent of the villian from Roadhouse. 2. The lack of any explanation for the fact that LL Cool J is black and his parents are Michael Gambon and a Jane Fonda lookalike is especially bizarre given that we got a 2 minute monologue shoehorned in just to explain Gambon's accent. 3. The blood of the army general with the scissors stuck inside of him is on Jamie Foxx's hands. We had the scene at the end telling us Gambon and Cusack are good to go -- they couldn't have thrown in Jamie taking him aside and telling him to consider getting x-rayed to see why he wasn't feeling great?

Kids would be unimpressed but pretentious parents would snap them up for 3x the price of GI Joes as "classic" or "vintage" style toys. The same people who are spending millions on 18 dollar rubber giraffes would buy these and display them in their kids' professionally decorated rooms. Plus, you have to admit that fake vomit was top-grade circa 1992. Wonder if that teriyaki version ever came out...

I had the exact same thought, was scrolling through here to see if anyone else had already posted. Based on the explanation in the movie, he should have been known as the "Why do people keep disappearing from this jungle Man"

The Tobolowsky story about convincing Seagal to kill the villain is even funnier in the context of John Leguizamo's stories from the set of "Executive Decision." Seagal had a small part in the movie and was supposed to die in the first act. Apparently this upset him quite a bit, and he went to the producers and said (cue Jason's Seagal voice), "How bout if instead of dying, my character lives?" They said no dice, and he pitched a fit and refused to come out of his trailer on the day they were supposed to film his death scene (per Leguizamo) before eventually capitulating. I remember seeing the story in an interview on Conan and found it referenced here: http://forums.anandt...d.php?t=1963465 but I can't find video. I also found a great discussion of it on this Steven Seagal fan messageboard: http://www.steven-se...ut-seagal.2287/ Also, there is a Steven Seagal fan messageboard, and it is awesome. I can't decide which is my favorite comment on that thread, the guy who talks about Russell and Seagal's chemistry or the guy who just says "Russel should have been the one who died." Good times!