NotTheNarnold

Like not even joking this was my favorite episode of any podcast ever, you know that urban legend of the guy who died from laughing too much at his favorite show? I thought that'd be me today, I'm just worried Andrew Tee will listen and make this an episode of "Yo White People Are Always Racist"

Hey guys I got invited to a unofficial highschool reunion party thing, should I go?

Hey guys is this a secret forum now? Can I join?

As for other podcasts I listen to that I enjoy, the list has gotten smaller and smaller each year. Here's a list of shows I listen to weekly no matter what Paranoia Shoppe Comedy Bang Bang If I Were You Jordan Jesse Go! Judge John Hodgman Who/Two Charted (Except for the Steve-O ep) Improv 4 Humans How Did This Get Made? Doug Loves Movies James Bonding Some others I listen to depending are The Indoor Kids (sometimes they get a little too preachy about political correctness shit and seem to be unbiased a lot now) You Made it Weird (Depending on the guest, you can only hear Pete say the same stuff so many times) Dining With Doug and Karen I might think of more later if that's not enough

Guys I've been sick with the flu for the past 5 days and its been really hard. I went to the doctor and he told me not only do I have a bad case of loving you, but that laughter is the best medicine. I was like well, thanks doc but I can't get laughter til Tuesday when my second favorite podcast (next to Gelmania of course) comes out. So basically doctors are frauds and if you're sick just listen to Hayes and Sean.

Haha Hug Life that was great!

VB love the song, The Classy Hobo that's amazing, and Burd that is amazing. You guys are all so talented. I always preferred Sean too but then he beat me last week and now I hate him.

Also guys I just saw some article that Earwolf linked too called 50 funny people good things have happened to this year and I call bullshit. Where were our boys Hayes and Sean on that list? I think they deserve to be on more than 4 cast members of SNL.

I have one tattoo, but it doesn't really count cause its on my upper arm and easily covered in the cold Pittsburgh weather.

On a serious sentimental note, I love you guys on the forums. Except VB cause she turned me down when I asked her out.

I'm way chubbier than Chanson! But I'm cool being an awesome dad, who's my wife or is she dead/divorced?

Guys I'm starting to think that this show isn't about Hollywood Florida, excuse my language but what the EFFFF

Hey guys, sorry I haven't been posting lately. I got this new job that I shouldn't really tell you about but since you guys (or some of you guys) are like family I guess I can share. The Denver Horses hired me as Patton Mann's personal Quarterbacking coach. Its been intense we've been wearing helmets and putting our feet into these things that are like tiny pools but the water is hot. (See attached Picture) I'm to the right but we're factiming as to not break eye contact as per his request. Also did you guys know there's this weird green stuff you can buy in Denver that if you smoke it you feel good? I think its new or something, why has this not caught on elsewhere? Though it has made me not remember how to log into my Earwolf account. Now here's some questions I have for Ser (I spell it that way cause of George RR Martin, so I'm cool!) Andrew Daly the fifth Why is it that TV is mostly sitcoms now a days? Why are there no shows that show real life in a real way? Out of all the forum members, who's your favorite? Why are all Candy Canes made in Mexico? Are Sean and Hayes secretly the same person but like that Fighting Group movie?

I died when I got to Narnold Mandela, can Chanson get a prize or something? I guess you could co-manage my fantasy basketball team, everyone in it is super famous. Though I can't give any names away but listen to the theme song,(hint hint)

You assumed right kinda, I do enjoy watching sports as an unathletic overweight white nerd I don't play, though I played football in middleschool all those years ago. Baseball is my favorite sport though, I'm a huge Pirate fan and was so happy to see them make the playoffs since the last time was when I was 3. I like football but I'm not really annoying about it, unless I'm talking to my friend Ashley who lives in Baltimore. Now I don't really care about hockey, I'll watch it every once in a while but not crazy about it. Basketball I don't really have a team but cheer for the underdogs and the TWolves cause I love Rubio. Nascar, sucks I hate all racing. Now my hipster moment, I really love watching UEFA Champions League. Its fun, especially the fact they only play commercials during the halftime.

Sorry I haven't been posting guys, since I read about Hayes I've been in a deep depression. Like I haven't even gotten out of bed, this was the saddest I've been... at least since I heard Gelmania was canceled. Also about last week, guys I need a cool nickname, I mean my name is Nick but that doesn't count. Someone who doesn't hate me! (I'm looking at you Chanson!!!!) come up with one.

I can't get freaky with Japanese people their genitalia are all blurry.

Guys I saw the Hungry Games yesterday and I kinda liked it besides the fact it was too scary.

Oh also my mom is alive but I had to put my kitty that we had for 16 years last Black Friday, her name was Biscuit. I miss her a lot, to be serious for a moment.

No VB I'm none of those things and I'm not playing Mario or Zelda. I haven't had a Nintendo console since the Cube!

I really like the name Freja, I think D-Man is wrong about it. But then again I'm into Norse mythology so I'm biased.

First off I'd like to say Gelmania number 1. Secondly, Hayes you're going down. Third, my geek rant is gonna be "epic", remember when that word was cool, well I'm using it ironically. I better stop before I get banned again. Fourth, the episode was waaaayyyyyy to long, cut it down. We all know that 5 minute podcasts are the new orange is the new black is the new hotness. Fifth, I think for the nondenominational holiday season, you guys should get us all the episode of Hayes on Jeopardy! PS: Totally off topic and unimportant this was my favorite episode of Hollywood Handbook yet, I was dying.

Hey Hayes, you're going down this week! For I am LeBrawn Jims

Now that I'm the new engineer does that mean I get to work on other shows too? Like Gelmania for instance.

Please ask her one of my very in depth questions this week. Emily what was is like growing up with my favorite podcaster Elizabeth Laime (who follows me on Twitter unlike two knuckleheads that host another wolf cast) Jimmy Ham taught you acting, how was that? Did all the girls in the class swoon over him? Why don't Hayes and Sean follow me on twitter?