Episode 247 — Guy Ritchie's Back

[Episode 247 — Guy Ritchie's Back]

Many of those tweet chart questions were cringeworthy and he responded like a pro.

 

I feel like this was a direct attack on me and my character!!! I will not stand for this!

Just kidding, didn't think they'd actually use my question.

[EPISODE 80 — Jon Gabrus Again, Our Close Friend]

I fancy myself more of a scarlet

[EPISODE 80 — Jon Gabrus Again, Our Close Friend]

I'm no longer relevant on these boards or in Sean and Hayes' hearts. Where's that mod who banned me so he can just put me out of my misery.

[EPISODE 80 — Jon Gabrus Again, Our Close Friend]

Where is Agata??? I can't take change, but hey July! (Never mind I saw her)

Omg that call.

[Episode 79 — Mary Holland, Our Close Friend]

Is there a list of who's gotten the pro version and who hasn't? I can't remember if I have or not, though I'm sure I've fallen out of Sean and Hayes' favor since they don't plug my immensely popular Twitch stream.

[Episode 79 — Mary Holland, Our Close Friend]

What's going on here, Sean had a sick Contra Code ref last week and then this week Hayes layed down a sweet sweet fetch quest RPG ref. Nerds is cool guys!

 

If you want nerd tips let me know Kappa. (That's a nerd thing, please use that when you're joking it makes you look dope)

[EPISODE 338 — Be My Guest, Literally]

Best part of the show was Hayes and Sean reading the ads. They need to be on CBB soon

[Episode 73 — The Gilmore Guys, Our Close Friend]

Can I just say guys that Hayes and Sean are always on the right tempo!!!

[EPISODE 72 — Ben Rodgers, DC Pierson, Dominic Dierkes, Eric Appel, Our Potential LIVE Employees]

This was so awesome, I'm so jealous I didn't get to be there and part of the HH family.

[EPISODE 336 — NOT Farts and Procreation 4]

Thanks for doing this Scott and the rest of Earwolf.

 

RIP Harris, you will be missed.

[Episode 71 — Nicole Byer, Our Close Friend]

I love you all very much!

[Episode 71 — Nicole Byer, Our Close Friend]

I was just gonna come here and say how awesome it is that Sean and Hayes seem to actually care about us fans but I'm really sad now. RIP Harris, drugs fucking suck.

[Episode 71 — Nicole Byer, Our Close Friend]

I finally reset my password and made my valiant return to the forums to pay my respect for Earwolfman Jack, RIP buddy. Even though I'm a nerd, you had all my love and respect.

 

Also hey everyone.

[Episode 313 — Gumbo Challenge]

Interpol opened for U2 so maybe one step closer to Bono?

[Episode 50 — BriTANicK, Our Close Friends]

I can't believe you guys didn't ask me to be the guest on this episode about video games xs 1,000,0000

[Episode 49 — Brett, Sam, and Cody, Our Engineers]

Oh yeah while we're on the subject of Engineer Cody Sam, what's up with him trying to play off being a nerd. Like excuse me, you're not a nerd, stop trying to impress nerd icons Hayes and Sean with this comic book bullshit.

[Episode 49 — Brett, Sam, and Cody, Our Engineers]

This has been my favorite episode of any podcast ever.

[Episode 48 — Pete Holmes, Our LIVE Friend]

I wish I could have been there but this was almost as good. Except I didn't get to see Hayes' face.

 

Also nice job July! Guess we can count on you unlike someone who's off partying with Boxhead at PAX.

[Episode 47 — Zoe Jarman, Our Close Friend]

I wish I could find my middle school football picture, I was an athletic hunk

[Episode 47 — Zoe Jarman, Our Close Friend]

Ever notice Hayes likes to talk about bugs a lot? My favorite all time bug quote is still "Snails is bugs"

[Episode 47 — Zoe Jarman, Our Close Friend]

I've been listening to The Reality Show Show (where reality doesn't bites) and on the Sean O'Connor episode "Motorboatin'", Sean and Hayes discuss people from The Challenge who've moved on to greater things and the first two they mention are Paul Walker and Philip Seymour Hoffman. The next is Meryl Streep. If anything happens to Meryl, so help me S&H. There's also a low-key "too scary" on that ep. in response to a roller derby name.

 

What these old episodes of RSS have taught me is that I really love Sean and Hayes. I love the way Hayes said "Yuh juss gah kicked off tha show." I love that Sean asked for help finding a home for some abandoned kittens he saw in a parking lot. I love knowing that Hayes had a girlfriend in middle school, because he totally seems like that kind of guy. I love knowing Sean's social security number and his sister's favorite number, because both are very useful to me. I love how much they already hate talking about reality shows by episode 12. I love that Sean gets upset with Padma for offering to send some salt to an eliminated contestant. I love how Hayes admitted he cries every time he hears Cassadee Pope sing "Over You." I love how mean they are about a middle-aged country singer winning The X Factor. I just love these guys. I love 'em with all of my heart. "You went away, how dare you. I miss you....I'm not going to ever get over you."

 

This made me tear up with all the sweet, sweet memories.

[Episode 47 — Zoe Jarman, Our Close Friend]

Guys will we ever see the Hayes episode of Jeopardy?

Also since cards against humanity dropped out, how much would it cost to promote my twitch channel?

[Episode 47 — Zoe Jarman, Our Close Friend]

Castle School sounded amazing, I wish it was a real thing.

[Episode 45 — Johnny Pemberton, Our Close Friend]

VIBES

[Episode 43 — Alex Borstein, Our Close Friend]

If anyone would like to help me with a little project: I just tweeted (@hayesdavenport) about a guy who's in an online retweet-based vote to compete in the Last Comic Standing finale. I said in the tweet he was my college roommate to drive votes, but he's actually signed to our new Gojira Records comedy shingle, Gojira Shrekords. Haven't met him but we get all but forty dollars of the prize if he's LCS, so I would LOVE to see him win this twitter thing, if you get me?

 

Done, hope my massive group of twitter followers can help out.