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#teamtim #teamtreese #joeisbad #idon'tlikejoe #mcgurrly #nowayjose #i'mwithtim #yaytim #timisgreat #welovetim ^ Just a few new hashtags I'm getting out into the world.

Not a good "best friend" face... sorry, man...

I actually *do* remember, because I'm not a GD frittata like Joey Girlman. Back a while ago, Joe said that he thought Hollywood Handbook should start taking stands on issues, and I was onthe side that that's not the place of the show.

#jfc everyone I only included people on page 3 who had profile pictures of themselves (or apparently of themselves). If you want a more complete stack ranking, please email me a headshot at timrulz54+hollywood@gmail.com.

If I'm stack ranking people on this forum's profile pictures based on how much I think I could be best friends with them, it's gotta be: * Rod Aug (your face just has a "fun", "quirky" look to it. Also you look like you're going to be a great dad with that face) * Jacob C (good friend glasses. Plus I don't have glasses so we'd be a good match) * Chanson (I don't have a beard so we'd be a good fun match. Plus I met a guy ((not like 'met a guy', just like 'we talked for a while and hung out but it wasn't romantic or sexual or anything')) who kinda looked like you on Friday night, except he was British) * MBoP (Sorry MBOP. Someone's gotta be last. You're just a little too zoomed out in your pic so I have to judge you harshly for camera work/web design)

Hi Nikki. My question is this: How do you get into the funny zone?

2 things about Hazie: 1) Really letting that beard come in, huh? You wanna talk about it, bub? If you're hard for money and can't afford razors you can just use scissors to cut it down a bit. 2) Not digging the Williams shirt... My GF during some high school and almost all of college went to Williams so I visited there a lot (I was at RPI, which was about 40 mins away), and I wasn't really feeling that school right now. I thought you were a Harvard mang anyway.

Hey guys had my first improv class tonight. Going in I was really excited but then I got a little pessimistic because the rest of the class didn't look as funny as I thought (as stated here, lots of middle aged women, lots of annoyingly over-enthusiastic people, etc), but turns out I'm just a judgmental jerk because it ended up being lots of fun and most people were pretty funny. I had some funny jokes. For example, we did this three-person exercise where we were planning a party, and we had to use "yes, but" instead of "yes, and". I started it off saying that I thought we should serve pico de gallo, and the other guy thought that "Pico de Gallo" was a person and me and the *other* guy kinda riffed on it for a while. Anyway, it was p fun. Loves and peace all. Looking forward to another juicy ep tomorrow. Oh, also, check this pish out:

You see, here? Chanson turned on his friends. And if there's one thing I can't stand it's people turning on their friends. So right now, I'm going to have to put Chanson on the list of people I'm not really feeling.

I wish they built that Elon Musk "get from SF to LA in 15 minutes" thing so I could go to more UCB shows. We should do a HH "invade Sean's UCB show" night

I don't yet hate myself enough to make the commute from the south bay up to SF every week, so I went with Made Up Theater in Fremont.

Except Joe McGurl For really though, I'm starting an improv class at a nobody improv theater next Monday and I'm sups nervous about it :/

Gil, Was the Nick Kroll character "Gil Faizon" created because your life? Note: Thank you rod aug for the questionspiration.

Is this the scaremare? TRIGGER WARNING: TRIGGERS: SCARY THINGS HORSES SCARY DEVILS SKELLINGTONS TRIGGER WRANING

Hey guys, saw Oddball Fest tonight. I know that right now is the question-asking part of the thread, so I'll say what I was going to say as questions. Did I miss Moshe Kasher (the first performer)? Was I bummed about that and how the people I was with didn't know him and thus weren't getting their butts in gear? Was Demitri Martin still very funny? Where has he been the past few years, if he still has it? Why is Mark Maron such a cranky dick? Is he still pretty funny even though he is a dick? Why did only one person yell "POINTS!" at Chris Hardwick? Why wasn't that person me? Who did I think was funniest, and was it Jim Gaffigan or Louis CK (the obvious choices?)? When one of the comedians came out and did a funny sort of faux-excited dance, did I think back to last February when I saw Stella at SF Sketchfest and they did that? And is this a video of it filmed by Wain's wife: http://instagram.com/p/j3PF6dGs64/? And do I actually think Stella did it funnier because they committed more and I guess really I just am on their same wavelength more? Thanks for answering my questions!

Hi Brett, do you remember me? We met once. Anyway, my real question is: Do you like my song?

Hi Sam, do you remember me? We met once. Anyway, my real question is: Do you like my song?

"DorkyButCool" more like "DorkyButCoolAndRightAboutThisEp"

Honestly didn't expect this... excited...

Andrew: I did walk by Bucking Ham Palace (I refuse to pronounce it "Buckinghm") every day for two weeks... Anyways, The Royal Family is my fave Reality show... New RSS to talk about this? Maybe a new Royal Watcher CBB ep? This can only mean good things for Americans. For Brits... even better! A new heir ruling by divine blood rights!

Can we have an ongoing FB chat room? You can post selfies and videos directly to FB chat rooms... seems like a "golden" opportunity.

Harlen, are you named after "Harlan Pepper" from Best In Show? Carter, are you named after shopping carts (like the things you put the stuff you're going to buy in Amazon?)? Lee, what's your favorite jeans brand?

Freezuz, for what it's worth, I've only spent time in NH (not driving through) twice. In college, a bunch of high school friends all went up to one guy's family's skiing house (yeah they are rich). It was lots of fun, BUT, turns out the kid whose family owns the place is kind of a huge dick. Plus my long-term GF kind of sort of left me for him (it's complicated... let's sit down with some nonfat soy green tea to talk about it some time), so NH is basically "ew" for me right now and I'm sorry but that's not something I can really control, ya dig?

All NH means to me is "annoying tolls and traffic on 95". Freezus: sorry my "Masshol* Maine Tourist" is showing :/ :\

Great ep, guys! i thought it was realy funny, especially the references and stuff. I'm nervous about meeting Hayes in court though. Shoudl I bring brownies to break the ice? (I am suing him for badly singing my Popcorn Gallery song)