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    So, can we initiate the Northern California chapter of the HH Forum Society? At meetings we'll just drink tea and misuse plurals together. As the 3 founders, our portraits will be painted and hung in our meeting hall.

     

    Also, I know this is several months away, but we should all go to some Sketchfest shows together.

     

    Sketchfest, more like Sketchyes! I went to a handful of Stella and Tim&Eric shows last year, and still missed out on a bunch of amazing shows (I4H, lots of standup and improv).

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    Scott needs to figure out how to start a game so that the guests immediately get how it's played! It's too hard to stitch together a pun about giraffes, businessmen, and Valentine's Day. Three things is too many. Something simper like "What did the giraffe give to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?" or "What did the giraffe say to the businessman?" would have a chance of prompting a guest to think of a funny pun. Ken Marino's question would have been a good opener, but the game was already broken at that point.

     

    I think he also needs to say that the answer should be a pun. No one seems to get that. He explains the game by saying that they're looking for the "best answer," but no one knows what that means.

     

    He needs to call them jokes instead of riddles. He's looking for his guests to craft jokes, not riddles.

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    Time to test Tim's Improv.

     

     

     

    So Tim, I heard you recently purchased a life size doll house that you fill with mannequins and pretend they are real people, kinda like in I Am Legend, except you call it the Frat House and you make them do that thing where they all jerk off on an Oreo and the last one to ejaculate has to eat the Oreo.... Is that true?

     

    Yes, and it's really fun. In fact, it's funny that you mention it as a life-size doll house, because most people think the definition of "doll house" is just "small house", usually attributed to pronunciation drift ("doll" sounds like "small"), but in fact, most people are actually correct and it is really "small house". So by un-doing the pronunciation drift, what you said was "life-size small house", which is actually an oxymoron. Yes, and you are also a moron!

     

    \improvdropmic

    \applause

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