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Guys thought I was pretty clear that I want *Hollywood* tips. i.e. only people from Hollywood (Sean, Hayes, Ag.). Thanks for your bad advice though.
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Any Hollywood tips for getting a girl to like you when she already has a BF?
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tim treese actually just moved into a bigger house in order to accommodate us all. thats just the kind of stand up guy he is
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eyo I got a king-sized bed anyone wanna share it with me? Hot mamas only, please! Also, actual question, if I have a housewarming party, Veebs would you come?
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Hey guys I just finished the podcast. I actually moved this past weekend (don't worry I'll do a house tour video once we get everything in place &c.), and I used to listen to p-casts while I was in the shower (I like long showers #longshowersdontcare #sorrynotsorry #californiadrought), but in my new place the shower is too loud and I'd really have to blast it to hear, and my housemates probably don't want that.
However, it is farther away from work. My last place was about 7 minutes away without traffic and 20 with, and this place is about 15 minutes away without traffic and 38 with. So I was able to listen to about 15 minutes of the p-cast before and after my shower at home, then the rest of it on the way in. So hopefully this system will continue to work out moving forward.
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I think we should cast and then do a quick runthrough on Skype or Hangouts, just so that the characters are on the same page emotionally/energy-wise.
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EDIT: BTW you guys both wrote really funny scripts. Y'all are talented!
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oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
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Honestly I would totally drive down from NorCal just for this (I would even do a road trip with Veebz), but I'll be in London then ((
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are you guys doing a bit?
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Yeah I only did a bit of Alcohol, but lots of others whom I won't name (ok it was Frank and Jimmy) did LOTS of Alcohol and got PISSED and got in the hot tub with Katie and Maggie (Frank and Jimmy said they were all naked, but Katie said they went in in their undies, and Maggie denies the whole thing, so I don't know what to believe).
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Also, I saw Kristina and Mike dancing together a LOT (which is weird because even though everyone knows they broke up years ago and Kristina is dating Charlie now and Mike is dating Susie) and I'm pretty sure I even saw them kissing >_<. Don't tell Charlie and Susie...
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Anyways I had a good time and I did lay some wicked pipe on Anna, and then later that night I even threw it in for a soak with Rachel.
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Hey guys I thought of a really funny thing you can say:
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"Jesus, take the wheel"
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I think it coudl really make you a funny/insightful (depending on the context/inflection) speaker/conversationalist.
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God Bless .
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Thanks for mentioning Pally! I was reading all these lists and wondering why he wasn't there his interview was super-funny imo (In My Onion #rando)
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i'm real partial to Jess and Len, but Sinbad is in the top five probably.
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And what did they have in common? My Popcorn Gallery theme. Dancing all night, daddy!
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#thereturn
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LeBron is back in Cleveland, and the good Popcorn Gallery Theme is back on Hollywood Handbook.
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High-quality microphones are a necessity, no?
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So are you going to put all the Handbook Heads at the same table a the wedding reception, or try to spread us out so we mingle?
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VB, currently reading through and something I notice is that:
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Good to know that even as a ghost
youβre constantly making jokes.
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is *really* close to iambic pentameter. Any chance you could add a syllable here and there to make it so? Perhaps something like:
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Good to know that even as a ghostman
Your constant joking nature lives fore'er
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That's pretty good, right?
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EDIT1: "Shut up and get that ghost dick over here." that's a t-shirt right there.
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EDIT2: Just finished. That's seriously good. You're a really good writer, VB. I was giggling here at my desk.
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Anyone else having trouble setting photos on here? I've been trying to set my photo to a funny new photo I actually made JUST for the Earworf forums but I get errors whenever I try to set it. NO POINTS.
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Actually here's the pic and I'll just give up on a pro pic on here:
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Deal.
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I'm in the Cotswolds, 2Β½ hours away from London, which seems very far away to me but is probably your daily commute or something. If you find yourself in Cheltenham I could stretch to buying you a pint and putting you up for a night in my parents' house.
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I'm gonna be in London for 2 weeks in August. I don't want to go up to Cholstenwiggles or wherever but if you come down we can be the first intercontinental HH meetup selfie.
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Hey Andy, I'm almost in your TZ. We can chat all day while the Americans are asleep. Deal?
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Also, are you in London, or somewhere else in the Merry Old Land of Eng?
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it might sound like a good idea, but then you'll probably just be totally in love for like 3 years until she breaks up with you and has a new boyfriend that's really funny and nice and you see her at the beach literally EVERY TIME you go and it's a HUGE BEACH and you always manage to cross paths at the EXACT SAME SPOT on the boardwalk even though you pick a different spot to sit with your towel every time hoping that you won't run into her but secretly hoping that you will because THIS TIME you're with a really hot babe and when you and the babe are deflating this GIANT INFLATABLE SWAN you'll notice that there is A LOT of sexual tension which is great because she has agreed to come watch the US V. PORTUGAL game at ur house so you hurry up and set off down the boardwalk because the game is going to start in an hour and YOU SEE YOUR EX COMPUTER GF CHANGING UNDERNEATH A BAGGY T-SHIRT and she gives you a hug but she looks like a ghost 'cause the girl your with has a SMOKING BODY and she runs off to catch up with her new nice boyfriend and he's carrying a cooler only he has to stop and rest every five feet 'cause its too heavy! WHAT A WEAKLING!!!!!
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it's not as bad as it sounds tho, you'll barely even cry when she dumps you.
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Hey, you know you can talk to me anytime, buddy. Just tweet at me.
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Wow exciting stuff Candy Knees! So happy for you. This was from Make A Dream Foundation, right? For your Candy Knee situation?
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VB I think this is the best fanfiction yet. I actually giggled out loud (which was weird since I'm sitting with some co-workers as I read it and they asked what was funny and I had to say "nothing") when the cat appeared in the second house. Also the Bill Murray motif. Bravo.
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Swiss' Business Class is pretty good. Ever since they got bought by Lufthansa the damn Germans have been nickel and diming them though... Air Berlin or Edelweiss Air to Olbia? Neither are a regional airline, but i know what you meant. Don't pretend like you aren't at Porto Cervo. You nouveau riche son of a bitch.
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#ClassWarfare
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PS - I like airplanes. Don't judge me.
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PPS - Have fun, Tim. Any "billionaire" who invites you on his yacht probably wants to sell your kidneys, so don't do it.
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It was Edelweiss to Olbia. They were kinda crappy and we had a really hard landing, like the pilot had never flown a plane before Inexcusable on an Airbus... those gosh-dang things fly themselves!.
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Lotta hot international chicks here... BUT we accidentally booked at was appears to be a hotel exclusively for couples. Gonna try to get a little action going anyway... maybe some Germans who are into 3-ways.
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Oh, and to whoever made that U Talkin U2 2 Me shirt, I ain't tryna play b/c your a competitor or whatewers, but the mixing of two faces is psychologically deeply disturbing and probably shouldn't be on a shirt.
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BTW guys sorry for my brief absence I've been traveling for a long time. I'm in Sardinia now (not giving you any more information than that... LOL! internet stalkers). I flew business class on Swiss Air from SFO to ZRH (then some garbage regional airline from ZRH to OLB), and I thought maybe Sean and Hayes could do a segment where they talk about how to pretend to be fancy/upper-class, for people who will never really "get it". For example, what do you do with the hot towel they give out?
Also maybe they could do a segment where they share time-zone strategies. This is a 9-hour difference for me. How do you guys normally deal with big changes like that "Grace"fully?
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(there's an inside joke for Sean in the above comment...)
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Episode 43 β Alex Borstein, Our Close Friend
in Hollywood Handbook
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Funny you mention that...
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