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I was meaning that they both have niche markets that keep them afloat. I don't find either of them particularly funny, but I feel that is because i'm not their target audiences. So is Amanda Knox thing a big case or something?

I see that the wake of Valentime's has the forum all worked up this week. I don't think a "the more the merrier" mentality works as well in most relationships. Most people have problems getting it right with just one girl #amirightoramiright

I thought that Bill Nye was working at Cornell? Maybe my intel is a bit outdated, but I was still claiming him under the NY state flag. You can keep Mackerelmore though. I don't understand how Adam Corolla is still a thing. The "Man Show" seemed to tap out his comedic diversity, so I guess he plays to a niche, Larry the Cable Guy-type market. As far as cheating is concerned, I say do away with trying to put people on a leash. Love ain't no game (good show title), and the only rules should be the ones that each partner agrees on.... and they shouldn't be riddled with double standards, because it (usually) takes 2 to get down.

1. I totally have succumbed to the false projections of racism. Being in VA, it is hard to tell if people don't like you because they hate people, or because you are brown. That is a pretty good point, and the simple solution is to encourage more vocal discrimination. Then you can accurately assess how personal their hatred of people is. 2. Maracas are melodious to the trained ear. That signature wasn't supposed to be there for months. Originally, I was changing it every week with a new "mm" but that grew difficult after week 5, and I was pretty sure that nobody realized or would care. You proved me wrong, Chanson. Thank you for giving me hope. 3. Did Dan move near the Space Needle? I heard that the neighborhoods around there are pretty welcoming.

Whoa, that sounds way more interesting than any of the dates that I have been on so far. I will check it out; I am a fan of Dan. He is the man. I will start asking some spicier questions in here once I listen to a few episodes. Sorry, Chanson.

Hey Frey (are we on this level yet?), I don't even own a tv anymore, and podcasts are my primary form of entertainment. Why don't they have a dating podcasts on here. If there was one of those I would have way more to contribute haha.

My Valemtime's Poem: Today, just for you, my little heart is spilling I know you care about me, you're not some kind of villain So I now present a question so I finally can know If you truly like me more than just as your friend-o: Will you buy me candy? (circle one) yes ______________ no

I get where you are coming from. I guess when I imagined it, there was nothing that led me to believe that it would be a large group of people. Whether it was practical or not, I imagined one giant bro sesh where a couple hundred people chatted with their favorite hosts about life. I want to do a podcast...

I can't say if it is wrong or not. What aspect of the idea is spawning the hatred?

Julia Louis-Dreyfus's eyes didn't turn into friggin' saucers for no reason. She grabbed "a big ol' handful."

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Okay, so I don't watch tv at all, so I really can't hold my weight in here anymore. So, I will just add more subjects to discuss: Would you go to an Earwolf convention if there was a podcast version of Comic con?

The gift of future sight? I thought that you skyped each week with Hayes and Sean to find out who was going to be on the next 'cast. You are making it seem like you were just guessing the whole time or something. Very misleading.

1. I loved the Wrangler Fly Button Jeans segment this week. It is so nice to know that I am not the only guy in America who doesn't like those maze patterns. 2. You all gave Adam great stand-up advice and I can't wait to see his set. 3. I think that I understand why Chanson's questions keep getting used and I am pretty sure that he is being exploited for those Hollywood Handjobs he is always mentioning. Just because he is shameless enough to advertise on a beach doesn't mean that you get to reimburse him with just a few measly popcorn gallery questions.

Whoot there it is preceded Whoomp there it is by just a month in 1993. It is funny that both groups were Miami based because the song "whoot there it is" is about pointing out where the girls with big booties are, and "whoomp there it is" seems like a nonsense phrase that has no connection with the theme of the song. Also, it is interesting how similar the backing tracks are on the songs, and how "whoomp there it is" became more popular probably because the beat it just a little bit better.

Ew.

Hey Adam, boxers or briefs?

Hey Nike Thorn- 1. Did you change where you were born just to jump on the bandwagon? 2. If not, are you best budz with Mackymore and Kenny G?

OMG....I don't live anywhere near that guy and I would still try to hire him after that commercial. I wonder how much his old fortune he spent on producing and airing that movie trailer of his.

Minor point to bring up here....but Sean actually does watch tv? So he lying this entire time? Sean and Hayes do know how to use computers? I mean, just when you think you know someone... Unsubscribe.

The Norse goddess of fertility? I don't know if you have always dreamed of living up to your name, but it sounds like it would be rather exhausting for you. Also, just hop on okcupid or something and join the singling/mingling club. Swedish girls are so in for 2014, you will have your pick of the lot (just watch out for cat allergies!). You know, there should be a reality show that pairs up those profiles randomly. It would be like MTV's Next, except there is nothing after the dates but a mild sense of shame and regret.

@MacJake It is pretty funny how people choose to nitpick over free comedy. Even if someone doesn't agree with an ad, are they going to choose to sponsor the show to get rid of it? I will probably never ever use squarespace, but I appreciate that they help make all of these free laughs possible. It is pretty hypocritical to start talking about the morality of an ad that was marketed to couples for Valentine's Day, which by the very nature of the ad, is targeting both men and women (hence Adam AND EVE). Don't try to turn the forums into a place where you can exercise your personal politics over a sponsor. If you want more of a say, start donating $300 a week to keep I4H running. Until then, either listen and laugh, or close out of the page. Nobody will miss you.

Hey Lamorne (Lamo-Mo), if you had the chance to be a super hero/villain, what would your powers be and what would you do with them?

Hey y'all, we are obviously under quota for comments this week, and I am trying to help entertain Sean and Hayes since they check this twice a day for entertainment: If you had the chance to be a super hero/villain of any type- 1. What would your power(s) be? 2. How did you get them? 3. What would you do with them? Remember, your only limit is your imagination

A child's birthday turned disturbing when comic book characters do the "clap them thighs" dance: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoBFK5x9FKs