Ok. Hear me out. Double Dragon is quite possibly one of my favorite "so bad it's good" movies ever, and it has SO MANY of the calling cards of a truly terrible movie.
For example:
1. It is based off of a video game franchise, while having absolutely nothing to do with the source material.
2. It's set in a ridiculous dystopian future LA...in the year 2007.
3. It stars Alyssa Milano as the leader of a day-glo clad prepubescent street gang, Robert Patrick (The T-1000 from Terminator 2), Scott Wolf (Party of Five), and Mark Dacascos. Don't recognize that last one? Well, you can see his face every week on the food network playing the chairman on Iron Chef America...
4. Truly terrible stunt choreography
5. Cameos from George Hamilton, Andy Dick, and Vanna White for God knows why
5. And, everyone's favorite, early CGI effects.
Trust me, even if you don't talk about this one in the podcast, you neeeed to go out and watch it.
