vehicularsinker

I fuckin love this movie, I saw it over like 10 years in 60 different 10 minute channel surfs late at night this and was the first time I ever sat and watched it all the way through. When I watched demolition man I realised I seriously used to get this movie mixed up Iwith fuckin Demolition man and was sure JCVD was fighting Wesley Snipes. is that racist? i don't know but I guess it explains why when I was trying to recall some scenes this movie, JCVD couldn't move half his face. but my notes are first and most importantly, does anyone else think that at several points in the movie, it looks like Rodman is genuinely about to kiss jcvd full on in the face? In the last scene where they do their little terrorist fist bump in the ampitheatre, it cuts at a point where I swear for like 1.5 seconds it looks like Rodmans about to bend him over and just go to town. then theres the fact JCVD gets hit by one relatively tame grenade blast and gets so hurt that when the dude gets out the swimming pool (who get's an obligatory ass shot) and surprise kicks him he can't fight back, he takes fucking what looks like months to recover, only to go back into battle and get hit immediately by a house blowing up and two more grenade explosions that he merely shrugs off to continue shooting people in the face. and also what did that doorway ever do to deserve being solidly jcvdraped in a 10 minute montage, which featured many, many cock and ball shots. then them surviving that ending was genuinely fucking Indiana jones in a refigerator-esque, his actual enemy I have determined is not Mickey Rourke, but the explosive power of explosives. the un-kickable nemesis. oh and why dissapear at the end!! he was cutting him a deal to stop the people who would surely now be after him since he escaped the technologically superior mega island fortress with fucking laser beams that make you explode underwater !!!!! WTF, or mabye they were setting up for a sequel. I hear Wesley Snipes is out of jail now... (also in the credits, I noticed "British Man - Hans Meyer" the least British sounding man ever.)