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Everything posted by JimKata

  1. I was kind of laughing whenever the mentioned King. Obviously, there's no connection to Shocker (a movie my parents wouldn't let me watch as a kid because it was "too scary", and boy was I disappointed when I got older and finally watched it). In the case of Lawnmower Man, they originally tried marketing it as "Stephen King's Lawnmower Man" but he sued them to make them stop.
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    Episode 258 - A Gnome Named Gnorm

    Anyone else astonished that people who review bad movies as a job don't know who Robert Z'Dar is? He's among the A-list of the B-list. As for his weird face, in the words of MST3K, he looked like a catcher's mitt with eyes.
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    Episode 252 - Governor Gabbi

    Curious about who E.L. Bachem/Elee Bachem is. They're listed as the writer of at least four Gabrielle Niebauer movies: "Governor Gabbi" and "Band of Keepers" (as E.L. Bachem), as well as "Cold Kate" and "Heart KPop" (as Elee Bachem). Anyone else think it's just Gabrielle Niebauer under a pseudonym?
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    Episode 252 - Governor Gabbi

    Having only seen the trailer, for some reason (not least because some of the actors' accents) , I was convinced this movie was a Canadian movie, and that was why they watched it for a show in Canada. I was shocked when they said it was shot in California.
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    Episode 246 - Swordfish: LIVE!

    I looked into the screenwriter, Skip woods, and he seems like a character. His other screenwriting credits include films such as X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Died Hard parts 4 & 5, The A-Team, Sabotage, and the Hitman movies. His only directing credit to date is for a 1998 movie called Thursday, which he also wrote. I legitimately stopped reading the plot after I got to this part: During the interview, Dallas, who wants the money that she believes Nick left with Casey along with the heroin, shows up. She scares Dr. Jarvis away by telling a story about Casey's drug-dealing and murdering past. When left alone with Casey, Dallas questions him about the money's whereabouts. Angry that he cannot help her, she decides to kill him, but not before she ties him to a chair, fellates him to force an erection, strips naked, and proceeds to mount and rape him. She tells him she will not kill him until he orgasms and she plans to go on until she makes him do so. Delivering on her word, she reaches multiple orgasms, but gets no results from him. While Dallas reaches a third orgasm, Billy breaks in and shoots her, splattering her blood all over Casey, his walls, and his floor.
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    Swordfish recording...

    Now the wait begins for the release of the holy Matrimony episode. See ya in 2022.
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    Episode #245 - Money Plane

    The trailer said it starred The Edge, and I was literally waiting for the guitarist of U2 to show up.
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    Doctor Sleep (2019)

    Loved the movie until they got to the Overlook. From that point on...not so much. I thought Rebecca Ferguson was wonderful as Rose the Hat.
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    Episode 221. The Hottie and the Nottie

    Click here to see Sexy's profile on Amazon. tl;dr version: An (alleged) Islamophobe who gave a bad review to an Emma Watson calendar because it listed Islamic holidays, is super Catholic yet hates Pope Francis for being a "lazy liberal", wants to warn men to be wary of Feminazis lest they fall in love with "dangerous female con-artists", and is angered by tiny typesetting, While it is weird, I do like his take-down of Joel Osteen: "Delusional Joel Osteen, that uneducated Protestant American pastor, sung the praises of evil English queen Elizabeth I, even though she was a mass murderer in every sense of the word! Protestants love to hide and ignore history. Make them face their own evils!"
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    Episode 219.5

    I'm curious, too. Someone's gotta have the goods.
  11. Lou Ferrigno fights a bear in this movie AND on the Incredible Hulk. It would be funny if at one point in time it was in his contract that you had to let him fight a fucking bear if you wanted him in your project.
  12. Dwayne Johnson is franchise Viagra. Michael Fassbender is franchise saltpeter.
  13. Correction: "Norwegian Wood" was primarily written by John Lennon, not George Harrison.
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    Episode 202.5 - Minisode 202.5

    My Rocky ranking: Rocky Rocky V Rocky II Creed Rocky IV Rocky III Rocky Balboa Creed II
  15. Found this comment about the Charles Barkley doll on a YouTube clip from the film:
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    Episode 197.5 - Minisode 197.5

    "...populated by scummy Floridians." Could've just said, "Floridians". *Ba! Dum! Tss!*
  17. Just a note on Karate Dog: Pat Morita (a.k.a. Mr. Miyagi) is actually in Karate Dog. He plays a character named Chin Li.
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    Episode 188.5 - Minisode 188.5

    Lamas is a Trump supporter, so I'm 99.9% sure he's an asshole.
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    Episode 188 - Body Rock: LIVE!

    On Chilly repeated things he's heard other people say...this might be a crazy idea, but is it possible that this is where the Coen Brothers got the idea to have the Dude repeat stuff he's heard other people say in the Big Lebowski?
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    Episode 187.5 - Minisode 187.5

    Having kids ride into the drive-in in the trunk was a trick to get out of paying for them. Hate to break it to you Paul, but your parents were cheapskates.
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    Episode 184 - Johnny Mnemonic: LIVE!

    When i saw this as an 11-year-old kid (see my last post), while I knew there was a city called Newark, I'd never seen it spelled, so when the title card announced the location of Newark, I thought it was a biblical reference, like "new ark".
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    Episode 184 - Johnny Mnemonic: LIVE!

    This was the first R-rated movie I snuck into. My cousin and I walked up to the box office, and he was like, "Two tickets for A Goofy Movie, please", and my dumb ass was like, "But I thought we were gonna watch..." and he's trying to shut me up. So we bought the Goofy tickets and saw this movie instead.
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    Episode 167.5 - Minisode 167.5

    Is it just me, or does Paul refer to "Welcome Back, Kotter" as both "Welcome Back, Carter" and "Welcome Back, Kotta"?
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    Episode 166 - Timecop: LIVE!

    32 minutes into the show, and no one has told Paul that it's not "Ron Silva".
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    Episode 165 - Ninja Terminator: LIVE!

    Two minor corrections, and not really pertaining to anything they said about the movie during the show. 1) At the end of the show, Paul said the movie "Opening Night" was in theaters. He obviously meant "Rough Night". 2) If you download the show from Soundcloud you'll see that the film is mis-titled "Ninja Warrior" in the filename.