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like everything else in life, it hurt.

oh god, i've never googled just my first name before this moment (btw my last name is 1049wx) but please rest assured that is not me.

this is awkward but guys, i'm not a real person. i'm a robot made by earwolf to post and moderate on these forums. can we please get back to the topic at hand: is bruce reid robinson II doing ok in his daily life after that brutal zouk beatdown? i mean, he doesn't even has you as his avatar.

thanks for the advice, guys. i mean, i asked for advice from a celebrity but i'll take it from you guys too. this has to be the nicest forum on the internet.

Hayes and Sean dish on their relationship with Kanye during a round of "Snail Mail Roulade" and then give listeners a peek into the inner workings of the Earwolf machine as Scott Ankerman and Jeff Ullrich enter a live negotiation with Hayes, Sean, and their powerful team of lawyers.

i'm going to change my picture to the next episode's guest every week until someone famous finally answers my question: how do you get a guy to like you?

Tig, David, and Kyle start the show off by discussing some topics such as healthy eating, etiquette for addressing people when hiking, and a wide variety of bodily functions and embarrassing moments. Then, guest Peter Spruyt joins the team to walk through the process of adopting a child in detail, including details on closed adoption vs. open adoption, his true experience with nature vs. nurture, and the true costs involved.

i saw you. i know what all of you look like, too.

hi pie. i have a perfectly reasonable explanation for how i knew his name. ghosts. (uh-god-uh)

thanks for your input. i don't know much about adoption so it's interesting to hear about from all angles.

hi josh can i just say thank you for posting despite your very, very limited time.

why?

Sean and Hayes start the show off by discussing a trend in media lately that they love: rando humor, or comedy that comes out of nowhere! Then, close friend of the show DC PIERSON joins the guys to walk through the evolution of video, share some exclusive tips for what to do when going to auditions, and chat about learning lines, Disneyland, and how to one-up your competition in the waiting room.

i vote for this one. or ben schwartz.

i make the font rules around here.

added the photos to prove to you that the guest was real.

sorry about the itunes issue, guys. i can't let gabe take all the blame for this error. but i will. just kidding, it was my fault. send your hate mail to me.

Sean and Hayes address some fan feedback and announce some more Notscar winners. Friend of the show and Guy Code regular Jon Gabrus joins the guys to discuss emotions in movies, side chicks, and viral videos. Then, the Popcorn Gallery delves into controversial topics like The Da Vinci Code, the Nerdist podcast, Pellegrino, MTV, and who to avoid at Oscar after-parties.

thank you, but you are not the first and therefore i'm removing your posting privileges for 24 hours for lying.

i have increased the font size. please let me know if you still can't read it and I'll send it to you through email.

none of us know how july has managed to do all this stuff alone for so long, but now he has me and ele helping him with the episode posts. thank you for your warm welcome - you are officially my favorite poster so far.