Bozos of Basketball

I want to Hangout with every single one of you as guests on my podcast. I'm actually very embarrassed because I never intended for anyone to ever see the actual videos (just my weird cheap way of recording). I guess I stupidly underestimated the power of our S&H fandom and the internet. I'm way more happy and flattered though that people actually like it. I really really want every one here that wants to do it as a guest at some point. (Also extra special shout-out to BrGrHo for doing all the artwork for us out of the goodness of his insanely talented heart.)

That's also true! And I mean that only as a Tenacious D reference and definitely not to another podcast.

Why even get up in the morning?

If we are supposed to celebrate with "Daly" why is this only happening once a year. I don't know. Not very funny. Can you please listen to Haim Slides on iTunes? Both the guys you like the most have been guests. https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bozos-present-haim-slides/id953361136?mt=2

Great idea. Great standup. Great pod. Great ep. Great fit. Great chemistry. Hayes won't let me make any further references regarding the word chemistry.

Usually if they don't ask for Popcorn it means it's an ep that strays from the norm a bit. I'm gonna take a wild curve ball shot from way out in left field (sports-head stuff) and say Adam Sachs was there for a battle to the death. And if it's not him I'd also like to put in a formal request for that to be an upcoming ep.

Geez. Tension levels are rising. If there's a war a-brewing here I'm gonna have to play it safe and join a side right away. #GargoyleBoyz

When Sean told the story of splashing the bucket of horse cum on the other horse's butt and said "I think we're gonna have a baby horse soon."

Holy shit. Amazing underdog story. Where has Junk been besides entering a bliss miss? Wait, and what about Game of Scones? Merry Xmas everybody. My relationship status changed to engaged. It was a whole thing. She actually got down on one knee. Then her other one. That was way after I proposed. right guys? Love you, Sean. Love you, Hayes. Love all the posters (cat hanging from ceiling, john cash super finger, Jimmy Hydrox with weed smoke, THE DUDE, cute girl Almost Famous shades (for you Sean), Einstein tongue...). But really everyone who posts here is my favorite people. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good FRIGHT!

I'm very glad you think I'm nice, Jacob C. If Dreidel finds me I vow to send her on a magical supersonic wave to Seattle to be with her best friend Chanson once again. I'm also very sorry for thinking that Dreidel was a cat before (I'm sure you all noticed I was confused). I guess I don't pay attention to things as well as Hayes, who apparently documents all aspects of our lives on an Excel spreadsheet somewhere. P.S. My favorite quote from this 'sode: "Andyyyyyy... sweetiiieeeeee..."

I think Hayes actually edits every episode and I don't think I'm ready to explain how I know that. Let's just say my podcast falls under the category of "edits encouraged."

I just want to apologize to Andy. I was being a big fibber that day and he was very pleasant on the phone and only asked me to give him a big kissy one time, to which I replied, "I'm not there."

Did he order the soup? Ah, crap. First thought joke. Uhhhh, what did Joel order, The Soup? Boy that's no different. From soup to nuts, what did he order with those big ol' testicles? Hmmm. Sure, he's on The Soup, but what are you, chopped liver? Trying to think of other foods... Nevermind. A good attempt says I. See you guys Tuesday. Call-in ep!!!!

Some of Adomian's characters (like this one) sound like they are speaking into a different microphone. Which is amazing for portraying a ghost because it sounds like the voice is coming from a different plane of being.

I was scared of Chanson when I first started posting here but now I am very pro-Chanson. And hey Chanson this is the end of this post go ahead and move onto the next one I think Spunky Foonerism put one up. (Dreidel... I know you can read this. Get the FUCK out of there. Just go. Seattle probably has cat shelters everywhere because y'all hate water and it rains all the time. Go now!)

121 likes for a Test reference. Agata, no need to feel one-upped or jelly Hayes is painful to podcast with (actually he's the nicest guy ever and way funnier than my racist co-host who doesn't even listen to this show). P.S. I subscribed to your pod last night and it's really great. P.P.S. I love you.

Hey guys after you listen to Agata's podcast can you listen to mine? We are having problems with iTunes (we're dumb bozos) but you can listen to it here: http://haimslides.libsyn.com/ I think you'll like our guest for episode 2. Please hang around until the end when I overcome the nerves and the podcast is good.

Scott seemed to call Scott "Adam" a whole lot in this ep.

Trying to decide which is actually more offensive: the line he says in the scene or the line he said in real life. They are both beautifully abrasive to the ear. Love Gabrus.

Kinda figured for a bad ass like Corpsefucker Shitlord we'd be working off this model.

The brilliance of the song choices for Oliver Subpodcasts never ceases to amaze me.

Can Thomas Middleditch be on every episode?

Highest grade possible, C+

What's the number?

Brett I said "hey fellas" and definitely considered you to be one of those fellas.