Bozos of Basketball

I'm already double-shirtless in my pic, clown-face.

The Smashing Tompkins?

So which one of you forum femme fatales (women) is going to post a selfie with your bra half on? Asking on behalf of David Wain.

Always thought of McNabb as a Nikon guy...

If I could quote Sean here for a second from Episode 31 - Dave Thomas, Our Close Friend: "You guys listen to U Talkin' U2 To Me?" If so, anybody else think Scott and Scott sort of ripped off Hayes and Sean's "BYE!" send-off? (Adam) Scott has been dropping it on almost every episode now and Scott (Anchorman) has started to as well. The byes are very similar and I KNOW Hayes and Sean started doing it first. Thoughts?

Riddle me this.... Q: Who helps Andy Kneis with his computer problems? Hint: It's not his nephew....

Toby Keith Sweat, I'm so happy to see that you are back to being Toby Keith Sweat. Not that Toby Keith is Sweet was a bad name. I'm certainly not saying that. But Toby Keith Sweat is such a bonafide classic. Two musical titans, from two very different genres of tunes, melded together into one bodacious character. Glad to have you back in your true form. Maybe I'll congratulate you on Twitter, too. So these people have to follow us to see our deeper convos about life and fucking bitches and stuff. -Bozos

I try to make one big purchase per day so my bank account doesn't get too high that I don't know the numbers anymore. One day last week it was a tough choice between the Pro Version and an engagement ring. I went with the Pro Version because I didn't feel like choosing between Sofia (Vergara), Eva (Mendes) and Milana (Vayntrub). Plus, I wanted to see the music video for the Popcorn Gallery song that I directed for Tim Treese. By the way, Tim, I'm in talks with Sean's buddy Mark to get some sick sound drops up in the bizznatch!

My sex-ed class was tight. The lady who cut my hair jerked me off when I was like 13. She basically just tugged me off and said, "now you try, for the rest of your life." P.S. She wore an eye-patch for the rest of her life, and died when I was 14. Direct hit.

I have a podcast. In fact, now that I'm looking at my username, I am a podcast. I promise to mention some type of religion on tomorrow night's episode. RE: Alyssa and Pro-Version-Didn't-Fulfill-gate, I'm a nice guy. It's all good. What up, gurl? Drop me a line, 'Lyss.

Gastro-Dentistry. Tim's a doctor. Sorry, I meant Tim's an octer.

Treese, your song sounds AMAZING on the Pro Version. So clear.

That one with Zac EfMon and Seth RogMon?

I got banned from all weights by the real official body building committee. If you've looked at my avatar, you know why.

Oooooo, I LOVE this game. My real identity is in a little musical group you may have heard of. Yeah, just maybe. That's all I'll say. (P.S... rhymes with Pixy Stix)

The same thing happened to me when I was in high school (people always tell me I look like I still go there, just thought I'd add that). The hottest girl in the school asked me to prom, and I was like, "Def." But then the second hottest, who was dating Kenny Wormald (star of the Footloose remake and my high school classmate), was like, "Hey Bozos, I wanna go with you too." So I went to Kenny and just said, "Listen bro, Hottie #1 wants a piece." And Kenny was like, "Dope." But then I had to add, "your girl wants it too, kid." Surprisingly, Kenny was super cool with it and I just ended up taking them both. He was only going to prom because he wanted to dance anyway. So.... ask Kenny I guess? Or you know what, ask David Wain. That makes sense too.

Mister Waing, As a director, do you still need to read directions on things?

Sorry, that was awkward. Let me rephrase that. I'm DTF.

If you think fucking other people is weird, yeah it'll be weird. Unless we've been kidding about that...

I'm just straight-up hard. JeffreyParties, could you weigh in on this sensation I'm experiencing?

Yeah, I'm offended about being left out too! This is an outr... Hang on, my agent is calling. What up, what up? ... Uh huh. ... Oh. ... Okay. ... Hahaha oh good. Thank God. Ha, ya I know so stupid. Thanks Freginald. Hey everybody, so you don't get paid for being mentioned in podcast fan fiction. Nevermind then, I don't give a shit. Oop, Sofia Vergara is booty calling. Ehhhhhhhh, fine. I should probably take this.

Oh yeah, they totally do. But they also call fire hoses fire hoses. I don't want any of you sick pervert freak-a-zoids making "taste the hose" jokes about Hayes and Sean and the kids they gotta raise.

I went in to Curves yesterday and just started bashing my 'ceps over and over near the entryway. Left, right, left, right, left, right. You know, to rub it in, but also to inspire those women and show them what their husbands COULD look like. Hopefully it worked, and the slobs at home will have their plumper wives lighting a fire under their flabby asses to look like me (and Hayes and Sean). Anyway, long story short, the next 10 hours were a total BJ-fest in Curves and that's why I'm only getting into the bicep conversation now.

Hmmm... First, read the Varney analysis above. Next, look quickly at the picture of Virgil Simms, then look away. Anyone ever seen Varney and Kroll in the same place?

I agree. And congrats to the Clements clan on their probable new baby horse!