Bozos of Basketball

Man... Sean is even teaching me about success in the biz when I'm simply driving to work (not stuck in traffic, I got the nice gift of getting to listen to my podcast for a longer time). Today's lesson: always have side-money coming in.

Now I am truly getting too big for my britches. VB was looking for a ghost john. Here is my audition. What can I say, I had free time tonight. I tried for Joe Wengurt but as I listen back, kinda feel like I ended up as Norm MacDonald wannabe. Anyway, here it is VB: https://soundcloud.com/bozos-of-basketball/ghost-john

Hi Hi, I know we had planned to g-skype or hang-dong with eachother before recording but the mrs. is out with the gals tonight so I figured I'd be ambitious and record and worst case scenario I get to have fun and record this part again. So here are links to my two attempts at Dick Tweed for Raise the Stakes. I think attempt two is considerably better, but I don't know nothin'. I have .wav files I can send to whoever as well. Links: Dick Tweed 1: https://soundcloud.com/bozos-of-basketball/raise-the-stakes-1 Dick Tweed 2: https://soundcloud.com/bozos-of-basketball/raise-the-stakes-2 Also, peek behind the curtain. This was my browser while recording. Also tried to look up "Hie to Kolob" but I'm still clueless as Silverstone.

That's p f'in cool. Not having cable is almost as cool as not having a TV, which means you're almost as cool as Sean. Not bad company (band reference NOT intended), if you ask me.

Thelonious, I know you just watched Keegan straight up change. the. game on Dating Naked. Oh, everyone is trying to impress the other daters in conversation? Well I guess I'll just say nothing at all. Where are you from? Oh. New York. New Jersey. Pennsylvania. Any info on your parents? Oh, I don't really know. Anything else you can tell me? I don't know. Then when he gets a few in him, time to bully and haze the nerdy guy. Get on a date you're not really feeling (Lavin reference)? Call her repulsive over and over then force a zip lining accident that fucks up her face and then smile about it. Can't say enough about Keegan. Nut bag redhead chick that flipped everyone off and told them to suck it and said "fuck vh1" will be the story, but for me, the Keeger stole the show.

Chanson, have you tried doing a parody with your name yet? Weird Al already did this song but I'm thinking "Fancy" is still the way to go. I'm so Chanson you are showshowbroooo we're friend with Asteck we all listen to Hayzie Bone I'm so Chanson and you are skizelo let's all play a game... a Game of Scooooooooooones

Anyone else still waiting for this episode to end? The only way I know to turn off a podcast is when Nick Kroll starts howling because I get really scared so I break my phone and go get a new one. But this time after my friends say bye it's just silence. I'm thinking it's maybe like when music albums is silence after the last song because there's more songs? Is Hayes and Sean coming back for more funny?

I'm ready for anything!

I agree with you guys now too because you know about stuff.

I like the Monica segment. Sets the tone and gives detail on what the game is supposed to be.

What was the deal with Rob Reiner's son? He was clearly the worst. Haha. JK, Andy! (Now I see how powerful that JK is. A war doesn't start now. That's why you take notes, folks.) TJ, I've got ep 2 of Dating Naked DVR'd and ready to pop off tonight. I'll check in with you soon. Here is kitty cat for Chanson.

I'm really friggin' excited for this. Voicing Dick Tweed would be an absolute honor. Chip Gardner came to mind for me as well, especially during the parts where he is praising the contestant as ruler of the world it reminded me of Chip's Satan worship. Chuck Woolery is a hero of mine. Did anyone else used to watch that show Lingo on GSN. It was incredible. I'm ready to record the very moment the script is fully ready.

This is incredibly difficult to do because there are so many great ones but... Top Five Guest Segments: 5. Brian Huskey 4. BJ Novak 3. Ben Schwartz 2. Sinbad 1. Dave Thomas

Wow, what a jam-packed ep! They said get out your notebooks because there would be a lot of scoops and they weren't just saying that. Boy, is my wrist tired.

"Only one bubble butt for this man. I'm a one butt guy." - Sean Clements Just heard this on ep 23 of RSS. Thought it was very appropriate with this recent engagement news.

I have this. I'm sure by Hollywood standards the quality is low because it only cost like 50 bones. But maybe this is just me, but for me, this works fine when I podcast.

I think the big question is which Challenge cast members will be invited to CLEM'S bachelor party?!?! Another question, now that Andy Kneis is best friends with the guys does he get to go? Also, Andy have you seen Vibes?

Hey Alex, Thanks for being on my favorite show. I have always found you to be a tremendous talent. What was it like being a new-born baby? Bozos

So glad you said this, Junk. I thought they really missed an opportunity to make a TON of reality-show-level jokes regarding her name. This is a show about dudes dicks being able to breath the fresh island air and her NAME WAS WEE WEE. Like, that's why she made it on the show! She's 36. Ew. Joe did drop a 'wee wee' while boogie boarding but I think that was just because he couldn't stop thinking about how real Wee Wee was even with that beautiful skellington girl with the plastic nose riding a boog with her buns up right in front of him. Hoping to see more of Jack on reality TV. I may be dating (naked) myself here but he kind of reminded me of Mr. Boston from the "I Love New York" franchise. Poor man's Mr. Boston though, because he was maybe my favorite reality show person of all-time. I hope someone has sex with Wee Wee real soon. I bought the pro-version of the show so I could see the cob webs in her hoo-ha and they were a bit too scary.

Is that on Video Hits One?

I love this comment so much because the photoshopper clearly made a conscious decision to insert PFT's face on the least casual guy available but it still wasn't good enough for Andrew. Cheers.

Cue Celebrity Jeopardy sound drops.

...the Witch and the Wardrobe?

Sinbad, could you do a quick Gmail Roulette?

Yeah, I also thought that was a little EHHH Wrong that they had that whole ad about the EarWorf forums but didn't even mention the forums for the show the ad is playing on, which happens to be the most happenin' forum on the net! Bozos take: they are trying to get the HH listeners (us) to branch out into other forums, so that all the EarWorf forums will be as happenin' as this one. Spoiler alert: we already do. Ever been to the UTU2TM forums? We're sprinkled in there, Mr. Anchorman. It's all good.