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  1. Do you listen to Wolfmother? Big fan of Last Joker or Last Thief.
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    Episode 36 — John Cochran, Our Close Friend

    That's only because strong Americans are constantly in a fully erect state.
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    Episode 36 — John Cochran, Our Close Friend

    Are you guys doing a bite right now?
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    Possible future episode ideas?

    U2's new album should be dropping any day now so The Scotts should just review the new album. Simple as that.
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    Episode 36 — John Cochran, Our Close Friend

    Maybe the scariest episode yet. For more on Cochrane's scary mom, I found this link to the first ever Survivor Momcast. They talk about skellington dances and how mean Van Helsings are the entire time. Here's the link: http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/02/07/podcast-survivor-momcast-cochran-following-americans/ Most frightening of all may be the picture that gives us a look into Cochrane's childhood growing up with such a scary mom. You can distinctly see their victim's blood dripping from Cochrane's toddler mouth.
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    Episode 35 — Mikal Cronin, Our Close Friend

    Great post, Andy! #NiceKneisPosting
  7. I agree but I think you mean Scott.
  8. Hey Spiderman... how about grabbing a remote control and uhhh, Turn Off the Dark.
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    Episode 35 — Mikal Cronin, Our Close Friend

    Any chance there's a newer Android model in there with you that you could shove your SIM card into?
  10. I don't like U2. And this podcast is having weird effects on me. The other day U2 came up in conversation with some friends, and they were trying to name the "other members" of the band. The immediacy in which I came up with Larry Mullens Jr. and Adam Clayton really shocked these other non-U2 fans. Also, I purposely U2-YouTube'ed one of their videos recently. Hold Me, Marry Me, Fuck Me, Kill Me. I'm scared.
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    Episode 35 — Mikal Cronin, Our Close Friend

    Hayes, Sean, if you're reading this, DO NOT listen to the Comedy Bang Bang that came out today.
  12. Also, speaking of Paul Rust, they should do a podcast with him about Rush, called Rusht.
  13. In the illustrious 17 year history of the What's Your Deductible, Bro? podcast I think this episode's episode is the best yet!
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    Episode 35 — Mikal Cronin, Our Close Friend

    Anteaters 4-Life
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    Episode 35 — Mikal Cronin, Our Close Friend

    I only like underground rappers like Biggie Smalls and Tupac Shakur. Sorry, we really shouldn't joke about death... Plus, they could've been cremated, I don't know.
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    Episode 35 — Mikal Cronin, Our Close Friend

    Let me get that spinny, spinny cavatappi pasta dish. So trippy and far out, but sometime it can get a bit too scary.
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    Episode 35 — Mikal Cronin, Our Close Friend

    Jacob, Welcome! I'm fairly new to the forums too, so I'll wait for the vets to weigh in. What I can suggest though, is just be cool. I was starstruck too at first, but you just need to not freak out. So like if showshowbro or Andy Kneis or Chanson or somebody posts (or even MENTIONS you), just be cool about it and try not to act like such a freak-a-zoid fan.
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    Episode 35 — Mikal Cronin, Our Close Friend

    Sean isn't even in any of them, though.
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    Episode 35 — Mikal Cronin, Our Close Friend

    Excited to hear if Tim Tresse also got an offer from Gojirra Records in additional to Mikal. We know for a fact that Hayes and Sean have listened to his Popcorn Gallery song more than once so I don't see how he couldn't have.
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    Episode 34 — David Wain, Our Close Friend

    Well Krusty is Jewish so he just needs to show chicks his bank account and he's in. Maybe he flashes his other "greatest asset" as well. That last part was an Eastbound reference. Hayes definitely gets it.
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    Episode 34 — David Wain, Our Close Friend

    You only need one word to get women. But you do need to know how many times to say it to convey the correct message. That word is "Hey..." and you have to lean in a little closer to the female each time you say it. "Hey..." = "I'm interested in you. I wouldn't mind having a conversation and we'll see where it goes from there." Feel free to use the single hey on any and every woman you see. "Hey... Hey..." = "Let's fuck. Like seriously if we don't fucking fuck I'll be fucking disappointed." Use your two hey approaches very carefully. The second hey is irresistible, so make sure you're prepared for the consequences that come along with it. "Hey...Hey..................(lean in VERY close) .... Hey." = "Let's get married tonight. I want to spend the rest of my life with you." Basically don't use this ever unless you wanna get locked down like some pussy who wants to spend every Sunday doing chores with your girlfriend's parents and watching 19 Kids and Counting when the god damn Patriots are playing! And that's what womens is.
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    Episode 290 — Shed Busting

    This was really refreshing listening to three comedians discuss serious topics in a serious way. Although if something funny happened, that was okay too. It certainly wasn't the emphasis of this particular episode, but I found myself experiencing more than one big belly laugh. At the same time, I feel they really peeled many layers off of the onion of this topic. I would even say they covered 80 percent!
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    Episode 34 — David Wain, Our Close Friend

    Maybe we just direct our Popcorn Gallery questions to Hayes and Sean if there's no guest. Sean, have you done any Banksy stuff that's yet to be discovered?
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    Episode 34 — David Wain, Our Close Friend

    I've been watching this show "MLB Baseball." I'm pretty sure it's a reality show because the acting is terrible. I feel like only the narrators really talk. Everyone is really angry as far as the characters. They just throw shit at each other and swing weapons around.
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