Episode 38 — Matt Gourley, Our Close Friend

[Episode 38 — Matt Gourley, Our Close Friend]

MBoP, I'm sorry I haven't "liked" or commented on your HGT ep yet, but I just haven't read it.

 

To be perfectly candid, almost all of my forum activity is done at my desk at work, and I don't think I can download it here. Although I have made friends with the IT guy (always make friends with the IT guy) so I doubt I'd get busted if I did.

[Episode 38 — Matt Gourley, Our Close Friend]

OH just realized BoB is from these parts too. Maybe I'll harass him next time I think of it!

 

The cat (maybe one of ours that we posted) is out of the bag! I'm a BB (Boston Boy) since the day I was born. Dunkies (or Dunks) is p great but I'm actually more of a Honey Dew guy (whhaaaaaaaaaaat?!).

 

My dad's dad lived in Maine and I look back on those visits fondly.

 

New England is okay. And I think somebody posted about Tom Brady before and I wanted to respond but didn't because sometimes I just like reading OPP (other people's posts). He's sexy as hell, though.

 

[Episode 38 — Matt Gourley, Our Close Friend]

Can you please explain his shirt to me? Tie-dye skeleton basketball? Gee whiz, I'm confused.

 

I guess it's time I live up to my name. I think everybody has been waiting on the edge of their chairs for me to post something boring about basketball on these forums.

 

That incredible tee Tim's dad is wearing is from the 1992 Lithuanian Olympic hoops team. Their tale of plight and struggle that led them to be included in the Olympics that year, after previously being forced to play for team USSR, reached the Grateful Dead, who then decided to sponsor their team, including designing that logo for them and some funky uniforms.

 

It's all covered in the recent documentary The Other Dream Team. Here's a pic of the guys.

 

 

P.S. Kinda un-American for Tim's dad to be wearing that tee. What, does he hate Magic Johnson and Larry Bird and Michael Regular Jordan?

[Episode 38 — Matt Gourley, Our Close Friend]

Regarding the Glaive Confusion Event from late in the podcast... there seemed to be some confusion between The Glaive from Krull and a standard glaive from many other facets of fantasy. I was hiding in the studio and snapped this shot during the whole mess.

 

[Episode 9 — Hollywood Bowl]

Such a classic "obvious culprit and description written in sand graffiti letters on the bottom of the sea by the Spielberg family" bit at the end.

[Episode 48 — Nature of Identity]

New mic for Mike? Michael Black sounds great!

[Episode 38 — Matt Gourley, Our Close Friend]

If you guys have any problems you want to talk about, I'm here for you. Much love.

 

Sean and Hayes were both having problems with pictures. Maybe you can help?

[Episode 38 — Matt Gourley, Our Close Friend]

[Episode 37 — Jessica St. Clair and Lennon Parham, Our Close Friends]

If we start rating posters on how funny they are, just remember that not all laughs are out loud. Some of us work on a more subtle level.

[What's YOUR idea for a good music/ band discussion podcast? Mine is...]

I've posted these on other threads, but they really belong here.

 

The Smashing Tompkins

Rusht

 

New one!

Heidecker and Wood - Tim Heidecker and Davin Wood discuss the music of Heidecker and Wood.

[Episode 37 — Jessica St. Clair and Lennon Parham, Our Close Friends]

Val-- your kitty's got... an interesting body type? Is that ok to say? Super cute.

 

BoB-- Rascal looks tuckered the fuck out. Is he the fat one? And did you gain the courage to join in on our Facebook fun yet?

 

It was a long day of prrrr-lates for him that day. And I've been in talks with Mark Z.

[Episode 37 — Jessica St. Clair and Lennon Parham, Our Close Friends]

I think I'm too late but I always wanted to ask Sean O'Connor about comedy. Hayes and Sean, if you get a chance could you ask Sean O'Connor about comedy for me?

 

These are my cats, Taker (left) and Rascal (right). Can you tell which one is the fat one?

 

[Episode 37 — Jessica St. Clair and Lennon Parham, Our Close Friends]

I might have to re-join Facebook just so I can get the forum jokes that originate there.

 

That would also require you folks to accept my friend requests though, which is no guarantee.

 

Too scary a thought. Gonna stay here on the sidelines.

[Episode 37 — Jessica St. Clair and Lennon Parham, Our Close Friends]

 

OFF THE FORUMS SAM! FUCK...amateur hour, over here

Give Engineer Cody Sam a break. Did he fuck up? Yes. Pretty badly, too. But we don't need to yell at him like those two mean ladies did. They were like Hugh Laurie yelling at one of his underlings on that show.

[Episode 37 — Jessica St. Clair and Lennon Parham, Our Close Friends]

I blame Hayes for really dropping the ball this week on the show and now in the forums. Sean, keep up the good work, pal.

 

WHERE WAS HAYES?!

 

His arm must really be bothering him. I can't see any other reason why he'd be so quiet on the pod.

 

I also wonder how he REALLY hurt his arm. Maybe from slapping his bicep too hard to impress ladies?

[Episode 37 — Jessica St. Clair and Lennon Parham, Our Close Friends]

I'm so lucky nobody had made that joke yet! Honestly, sometimes I get so deep into the "funny zone" I don't even think about if somebody had made the same joke. The only thing I could think while posting that question was "is this TOO funny?"

 

It came down to that one or a Pee Wee's Playhouse joke but luckily Sean snap chatted me his material.

[Episode 36 — John Cochran, Our Close Friend]

Jimmy Pardo will probably kill you. Or just say "Ha! You're an idiot!"

 

That is definitely not not funny. And I don't see how it could ever, EVER be considered otherwise.

[Question about the mini podcasts]

[Episode 36 — John Cochran, Our Close Friend]

Michael Bay of Pigs, I think you said you have a nephew. So I wanna say Happy Fathers Day to your brother or brother-in-law. Also, if any of you bros have kids, Happy Fathers Day.

[Episode 16 — Commentary Special]

I had to go to a defensive driving retraining today. Pretty lame. They made us feel guilty about how much money our tickets and accidents have cost us.

 

Impossible to explain to other people there why I was laughing hysterically when the instructor was asking everyone what their deductible was.

[Episode 36 — John Cochran, Our Close Friend]

Matt... did the jerk kids in grade school call you Matt Girly? If so, which weapon did you use to beat their butts?

 

JSC and Leno... Playing House... isn't that what Hugh Laurie does? Like, what do you do on the show?

[Episode 36 — John Cochran, Our Close Friend]

I'm not going to state my age until someone else states theirs and it's higher than mine.

 

Oh, wait, just did MBOP math. I'm good to go.

 

I'm 12.

[Episode 36 — John Cochran, Our Close Friend]

Great tunes, bros.

 

Small Potatoes is making me feel warm inside... of my dick.

 

Should we open up an episode of "Great Tunes, Bros" ...

[Episode 46 — The Money Question]

Anyone know what to put in a Tom Tom to get to the Pine Barrens?

[Episode 36 — John Cochran, Our Close Friend]

http://www.scribd.com/ValerieBryant

 

It's time for us to get famous. I wrote the first episode of a possible webseries for all of us to star in. Unless I forgot to include you, then I'm sorry but you'll have to wait until episode two.

 

Click on the link and then click on the page that says "Hollywood Handbook Forum Original Pilot."

 

Real great stuff, Val.

 

One note: Making out with Uncle Jesse at the end... would it have been more supportive of the LGBT:SD:SUV community to lock lips with Kim Gibbler?