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  6. Posted

    Maybe the scariest episode yet.

     

    For more on Cochrane's scary mom, I found this link to the first ever Survivor Momcast. They talk about skellington dances and how mean Van Helsings are the entire time. Here's the link:

     

    http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/02/07/podcast-survivor-momcast-cochran-following-americans/

     

    Most frightening of all may be the picture that gives us a look into Cochrane's childhood growing up with such a scary mom. You can distinctly see their victim's blood dripping from Cochrane's toddler mouth.

     

    survivor-momcast-john-cochran_510x510.jpg

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    I don't like U2. And this podcast is having weird effects on me.

     

    The other day U2 came up in conversation with some friends, and they were trying to name the "other members" of the band. The immediacy in which I came up with Larry Mullens Jr. and Adam Clayton really shocked these other non-U2 fans.

     

    Also, I purposely U2-YouTube'ed one of their videos recently. Hold Me, Marry Me, Fuck Me, Kill Me.

     

    I'm scared.

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  18. Posted

    Jacob,

     

    Welcome! I'm fairly new to the forums too, so I'll wait for the vets to weigh in. What I can suggest though, is just be cool. I was starstruck too at first, but you just need to not freak out. So like if showshowbro or Andy Kneis or Chanson or somebody posts (or even MENTIONS you), just be cool about it and try not to act like such a freak-a-zoid fan.

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  22. Posted

    You only need one word to get women. But you do need to know how many times to say it to convey the correct message. That word is "Hey..." and you have to lean in a little closer to the female each time you say it.

     

    "Hey..." = "I'm interested in you. I wouldn't mind having a conversation and we'll see where it goes from there."

     

    Feel free to use the single hey on any and every woman you see.

     

    "Hey... Hey..." = "Let's fuck. Like seriously if we don't fucking fuck I'll be fucking disappointed."

     

    Use your two hey approaches very carefully. The second hey is irresistible, so make sure you're prepared for the consequences that come along with it.

     

    "Hey...Hey..................(lean in VERY close) .... Hey." = "Let's get married tonight. I want to spend the rest of my life with you."

     

    Basically don't use this ever unless you wanna get locked down like some pussy who wants to spend every Sunday doing chores with your girlfriend's parents and watching 19 Kids and Counting when the god damn Patriots are playing!

     

    And that's what womens is.

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    This was really refreshing listening to three comedians discuss serious topics in a serious way. Although if something funny happened, that was okay too.

     

    It certainly wasn't the emphasis of this particular episode, but I found myself experiencing more than one big belly laugh.

     

    At the same time, I feel they really peeled many layers off of the onion of this topic. I would even say they covered 80 percent!

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