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Bozos of Basketball

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  5. Posted

    If I could quote Sean here for a second from Episode 31 - Dave Thomas, Our Close Friend:

     

    "You guys listen to U Talkin' U2 To Me?"

     

    If so, anybody else think Scott and Scott sort of ripped off Hayes and Sean's "BYE!" send-off? (Adam) Scott has been dropping it on almost every episode now and Scott (Anchorman) has started to as well. The byes are very similar and I KNOW Hayes and Sean started doing it first.

     

    Thoughts?

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    Toby Keith Sweat,

     

    I'm so happy to see that you are back to being Toby Keith Sweat. Not that Toby Keith is Sweet was a bad name. I'm certainly not saying that. But Toby Keith Sweat is such a bonafide classic. Two musical titans, from two very different genres of tunes, melded together into one bodacious character.

     

    Glad to have you back in your true form. Maybe I'll congratulate you on Twitter, too. So these people have to follow us to see our deeper convos about life and fucking bitches and stuff.

     

    -Bozos

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    I try to make one big purchase per day so my bank account doesn't get too high that I don't know the numbers anymore. One day last week it was a tough choice between the Pro Version and an engagement ring.

     

    I went with the Pro Version because I didn't feel like choosing between Sofia (Vergara), Eva (Mendes) and Milana (Vayntrub). Plus, I wanted to see the music video for the Popcorn Gallery song that I directed for Tim Treese.

     

    By the way, Tim, I'm in talks with Sean's buddy Mark to get some sick sound drops up in the bizznatch!

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  15. Posted

    I refuse to hear any forum members voice. I assume all of you are actually a-list celebrities like I am, and I don't want the illusion shattered.

    I'm actually Jeff Bridges.

     

    Oooooo, I LOVE this game. My real identity is in a little musical group you may have heard of. Yeah, just maybe. That's all I'll say.

     

    (P.S... rhymes with Pixy Stix)

  16. Posted

    The same thing happened to me when I was in high school (people always tell me I look like I still go there, just thought I'd add that).

     

    The hottest girl in the school asked me to prom, and I was like, "Def." But then the second hottest, who was dating Kenny Wormald (star of the Footloose remake and my high school classmate), was like, "Hey Bozos, I wanna go with you too."

     

    So I went to Kenny and just said, "Listen bro, Hottie #1 wants a piece." And Kenny was like, "Dope." But then I had to add, "your girl wants it too, kid." Surprisingly, Kenny was super cool with it and I just ended up taking them both. He was only going to prom because he wanted to dance anyway.

     

    So.... ask Kenny I guess? Or you know what, ask David Wain. That makes sense too.

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  21. Posted

    Yeah, I'm offended about being left out too! This is an outr...

     

    Hang on, my agent is calling.

     

    What up, what up? ... Uh huh. ... Oh. ... Okay. ... Hahaha oh good. Thank God. Ha, ya I know so stupid. Thanks Freginald.

     

    Hey everybody, so you don't get paid for being mentioned in podcast fan fiction. Nevermind then, I don't give a shit.

     

    Oop, Sofia Vergara is booty calling. Ehhhhhhhh, fine. I should probably take this.

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  22. Posted

    ...when Sean and Hayes used to kick it with me before we all had kids we would call our man parts fire hoses. Do they still do that?

     

    Oh yeah, they totally do. But they also call fire hoses fire hoses. I don't want any of you sick pervert freak-a-zoids making "taste the hose" jokes about Hayes and Sean and the kids they gotta raise.

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  23. Posted

    I went in to Curves yesterday and just started bashing my 'ceps over and over near the entryway. Left, right, left, right, left, right. You know, to rub it in, but also to inspire those women and show them what their husbands COULD look like. Hopefully it worked, and the slobs at home will have their plumper wives lighting a fire under their flabby asses to look like me (and Hayes and Sean).

     

    Anyway, long story short, the next 10 hours were a total BJ-fest in Curves and that's why I'm only getting into the bicep conversation now.

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