I realize this episode is a few years old, but I'm revisiting your archives and I gotta comment on this garbage...
You mentioned the terrible music. The worst point for me was when J-Lo was talking them out of being MURDERED by Al Pacino. Right in the middle of her monologue (a supposedly life-or-death tension scene) the cheesy I'm-falling-in-love-with-you music swells up!!?? WTF?