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  1. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 159 - Jessica McKenna, Our Vote Video Person

    Jess was lovely, a total superstar. Here are the HHFFFL Week Thirteen final scores: The New Hampshire Diarrhea Idiots OVER The War of Northern Aggression, 28-24 The Flint Mi Marc-Maron-i And Cheeses OVER Ira Glass & DVD of K-Pax, 36-30, OT The Hollywood Name-Droppers OVER The Pietá & The Memory of Big Floppy Guy, 20-13 Knights of Columbus & The Power of David Bowie OVER Fart Sound & Friends, 35-14 The Lochteaser Freezer OVER Team Joes Lerini, 19-17 Ledecky Don't Know Defense OVER Engineer in the Headlights, 6-3 Made with real Koenig Sugar OVER Dick Jokes, Vaping Hard AF & Blowing Huge F*cking Clouds & Being Smartest Kid in Class but Not Doing Any Work, 27-20 Mutant League Football, Bela Lugosi as Dracula, the Howie Scream & Easter Island Moai statues OVER The Winnipeg Murder, 42-33 This week's Pro-Version goes to greggy. His prize is all of our undying love, respect, gratitude and admiration for his invaluable contributions both on and off the court. Here's to another 100 episodes of PAW!
  2. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 159 - Jessica McKenna, Our Vote Video Person

    based on the circle of fifths http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhAiEQ0--vk
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    Episode 158 - Cody and Kevin, Our Facebook Friends

    In the Hollywood Handbook podcast system, the people are represented by three interconnected and equally important groups: the hosts and/or guests, who instigate the sublime; the engineers, who record the rambunction; and the listeners who enjoy the whole function. These are their stories https://soundcloud.c...rando-est-thing
  4. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 158 - Cody and Kevin, Our Facebook Friends

    HH forum fantasy football league Week Thirteen match-ups, brought to you by the Agnostic blues & Algonquin grooves: Ira Glass & DVD of K-Pax (7-5) VS The Flint Mi Marc-Maron-i And Cheeses (8-4) The New Hampshire Diarrhea Idiots (9-3) VS The War of Northern Aggression (7-5) The Hollywood Name-Droppers (8-4) VS The Pietá & The Memory of Big Floppy Guy (6-5) Knights of Columbus & The Power of David Bowie (7-5) VS Fart Sound & Friends (2-10) The Lochteaser Freezer (6-6) VS Team Joes Lerini (7-5) Engineer in the Headlights (0-11) VS Ledecky Don't Know Defense (0-12) Made with real Koenig Sugar (8-4) VS Dick Jokes, Vaping Hard AF & Blowing Huge F*cking Clouds & Being Smartest Kid in Class but Not Doing any Work (6-6) The Winnipeg Murder (6-6) VS Mutant League Football, Bela Lugosi as Dracula, The Howie Scream & Easter Island Moai statues (8-4)
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    Episode 158 - Cody and Kevin, Our Facebook Friends

    HH forum fantasy football league Week Twelve Power Rankings, brought 2 U by a diet of ice water and flame-broiled fly swatter: Hayes Football Conference: 1A. Chicago Cubs, 2016 World Series Champions 1B. Made with real Koenig Sugar (8-4) 2. The Hollywood Name-Droppers (8-4) 3. Mutant League Football, Bela Lugosi as Dracula, the Howie Scream & Easter Island Moai statues (8-4) 4. Ira Glass & DVD of K-Pax (7-5) 5. Team Joes Lerini (7-5) 6. The Pietá & The Memory of Big Floppy Guy (6-5) 7. The Lochteaser Freezer (6-6) 8. Fart Sound & Friends (2-10) Sean Football Clemference: 1A. Also The Cubs, the Cubbies, the North Siders 1B. The New Hampshire Diarrhea Idiots (9-3) 2. The Flint Mi Marc-Maron-i And Cheeses (8-4) 3. The War of Northern Aggression (7-5) 4. Knights of Columbus & The Power of David Bowie (7-5) 5. The Winnipeg Murder (6-6) 6. Dick Jokes, Vaping hard af & blowing huge & Being smartest kid in class but not doing any work (6-6) 7. Engineer in the Headlights (0-11) 8. Ledecky Don't Know Defense (0-12)
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    Episode 158 - Cody and Kevin, Our Facebook Friends

    HH forum fantasy football league Week Twelve final scores, brought to youz by obstructed views and ballpark foods: The Lochteaser Freezer OVER The Flint Mi Marc-Maron-i And Cheeses, 21-17 Made with real Koenig Sugar OVER Ira Glass & DVD of K-Pax, 31-28 The New Hampshire Diarrhea Idiots OVER Knights of Columbus & the Power of David Bowie, 38-30 The Pietá & the Memory of Big Floppy Guy OVER The War of Northern Aggression, 20-17 The Hollywood Name-Droppers OVER Ledecky Don't Know Defense, 34-13 The Winnipeg Murder OVER Fart Sound & Friends, 30-20 Team Joes Lerini OVER Engineer in the Headlights, 14-9 Mutant League Football, Bela Lugosi as Dracula, the Howie Scream & Easter Island Moai statues OVER Dick Jokes, Vaping Hard AF & Blowing Huge F*cking Clouds & Being Smartest Kid in Class but Not Doing Any Work, 35-27 This week's HHFFFL Pro-Version goes to SteveH. His prize is a 2013 Yamaha WaveRunner VX Deluxe signed by Bruce Springsteen, ridden by Vera Farmiga, and pissed upon by Glenn Danzig. Liberty and prosperity. Jersey represent
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    Episode 158 - Cody and Kevin, Our Facebook Friends

    this ep was legend! so rebel! very bold of the boys to live hack Cody and Kevin's facebooks right in front of them. I love cheesecake. and I love ice cream. and I especially love cheesecake ice cream. but I would give it all up in a heartbeat to get even a fraction of the good and funny help on facebooking such as this
  8. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 157 - Adam Pally, Our Bumper Recorder

    Once upon a time there was a small magical forum nestled quietly amongst the cruddy shitspace known as online. This land was inhabited by a bounty of mystical creatures who spent their days in quaint discussions about this, that, and the other. The kingdom was ruled by His Grace the Noble Prince Hayes of Davenport and His Royal Dopeness Prince Sean of Clements, both of whom were most beloved by all the people of the forum. Then one spooky day there arrived a big somethin', "Beware the Great Pumpkin!" yelled out the town munchkin, so that all were sore afraid. The Great Pumpkin began to terrorize the land, gobbling up everyone's snacks, puppies, kitties, children, cellular phones and ice cream cones. Needless to say the Great Pumpkin was a real dillhole. And so the forum banded together and created a beast to save their community, and he was called the Frankingstard monster. They unleashed their creation upon the evil mean and nasty intruder and the Frankingstard monster commenced to crush the Great Pumpkin into a fine pulp that was made into eleven pies, three cakes, five different kinds of mustard and a fresh pair of moccasins. All of these enchanted items were put up on Ebay and the proceeds went to benefit Baby Mamas with Drama. Peace once again fell upon the magical forum and so its residents climbed into the Scuzzbus and headed off to Denny's for French toast and hot chocolate topped with whipped cream. And everyone lived happily ever after
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    Episode 157 - Adam Pally, Our Bumper Recorder

    HHFFFL Week Twelve match-ups, brought 2 U by ladybug picnics & lazy thug dipshits: The Flint Mi Marc-Maron-i And Cheeses VS The Lochteaser Freezer Ira Glass & DVD of K-Pax VS Made with real Koenig Sugar The New Hampshire Diarrhea Idiots VS Knights of Columbus & The Power of David Bowie The War of Northern Aggression VS The Pietá & The Memory of Big Floppy Guy The Hollywood Name-Droppers VS Ledecky Don't Know Defense The Winnipeg Murder VS Fart Sound & Friends Team Joes Lerini VS Engineer in the Headlights Mutant League Football, Bela Lugosi as Dracula, The Howie Scream & Easter Island Moai statues VS Dick Jokes, Vaping Hard AF & Blowing Huge F*cking Clouds & Being Smartest Kid in Class but Not Doing any Work
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    DOUGHBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I played zero part in making this happen, but am extremely glad that it did
  11. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 157 - Adam Pally, Our Bumper Recorder

    It was great how the boys gave Wiger some grief on doughboys, a nice treat for Mitch. also very refreshing to hear Clem Dawg's real laugh, but is it possible he was sweetening it up a bit to be a good guest?
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    Episode 157 - Adam Pally, Our Bumper Recorder

    HHFFFL Week Eleven Power Rankings, brought 2 U by dulcet tones through megaphones: 1. The Flint Mi Marc-Maron-i And Cheeses (8-3) 2. The New Hampshire Diarrhea Idiots (8-3) 3. The War of Northern Aggression (7-4) 4. Made with real Koenig Sugar (7-4) 5. The Hollywood Name-Droppers (7-4) 6. Knights of Columbus & The Power of David Bowie (7-4) 7. Mutant League Football, Bela Lugosi as Dracula, the Howie Scream & Easter Island Moai statues (7-4) 8. Ira Glass & DVD of K-Pax (7-4) 9. Team Joes Lerini (6-5) 10. Dick Jokes, Vaping Hard AF & Blowing Clouds & Being Smartest Kid in Class but Not Doing Any Work (6-5) 11. The Pietá & The Memory of Big Floppy Guy (5-5) 12. The Lochteaser Freezer (5-6) 13. The Winnipeg Murder (5-6) 14. Fart Sound & Friends (2-9) 15. Engineer in the Headlights (0-10) 16. Ledecky Don't Know Defense (0-11)
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    Episode 157 - Adam Pally, Our Bumper Recorder

    HHFFFL Week Eleven Pro-Version goes to nohorseman. His prize is a blu-ray of A Man Called Horse, a DVD of Beer for My Horses, a VHS of The Return of a Man Called Horse, and a flash drive with the 2013 short film Get a Horse!
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    Episode 157 - Adam Pally, Our Bumper Recorder

    HH forum fantasy football league Week Eleven final scores, presented by reciprocity & thermal viscosity: The New Hampshire Diarrhea Idiots OVER Fart Sound & Friends, 42-31 The Flint Mi Marc-Maron-i And Cheeses OVER The Pietá & The Memory of Big Floppy Guy, 30-27 The War of Northern Aggression OVER The Hollywood Name-Droppers, 38-34 Made with real Koenig Sugar OVER The Lochteaser Freezer, 26-24 Knights of Columbus & The Power of David Bowie OVER Team Joes Lerini, 38-30 Ira Glass & DVD of K-Pax OVER Ledecky Don't Know Defense, 28-13 Dick Jokes, Vaping Hard AF & Blowing Huge F*cking Clouds & Being Smartest Kid in Class But Not Doing Any Work OVER The Winnipeg Murder, 38-37 Mutant League Football, Bela Lugosi as Dracula, The Howie Scream & Easter Island Moai statues OVER Engineer in the Headlights, 34-17
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    Episode 157 - Adam Pally, Our Bumper Recorder

    killer ep! totally all over the spectrum. from asperger sandwich to chunk & beanburger sandwich to billy beanie babyburger sandwich. too bad the good ol' classic hamburger sandwich didn't make an appearance. but for someone with such a pressing engagement it was awful nice of Adam to hang out and nail all them bumpers
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    Episode 156 - Jensen Karp, Our Close Friend

    HH forum fantasy football league Week Eleven halftime report, brought 2 U by a rendezvous with Dr. Seuss & his chocolate mousse: The New Hampshire Diarrhea Idiots LEAD Fart Sound & Friends, 21-14 The Pietá & The Memory of Big Floppy Guy LEAD The Flint Mi Marc-Maron-i And Cheeses, 24-17 The War of Northern Aggression LEAD The Hollywood Name-Droppers, 31-28 The Lochteaser Freezer LEAD Made with real Koenig Sugar, 17-13 Knights of Columbus & The Power of David Bowie LEAD Team Joes Lerini, 28-20 Ira Glass & DVD of K-Pax LEAD Ledecky Don't Know Defense, 14-3 The Winnipeg Murder LEAD Dick Jokes, Vaping Hard AF & Blowing Huge F*cking Clouds & Being Smartest Kid in Class but Not Doing Any Work, 30-21 Mutant League Football, Bela Lugosi as Dracula, the Howie Scream & Easter Island Moai statues LEAD Engineer in the Headlights, 24-10 Coming this January, Big Game Catch Time Snooper Bowl 1, where the Hayes Football Conference champions will take on the winners of the Sean Football Clemference in a no holds barred battle of massive sports ball mayhem. Get your tickets now as this is one make believe brawl you do not want to miss!
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    Episode 156 - Jensen Karp, Our Close Friend

    In this book of life we call existence, any chapter could be your last Do try & get some sex & salvation & guts & glory & great big belly loffs in there if you can
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    Episode 156 - Jensen Karp, Our Close Friend

    No, the All-Pro-Star-Bowl hasn't happened yet. The regular season will end the last week in November so I'm trying to figure out the best way to schedule the postseason and all that. Will probably do the first three rounds of the playoffs in December, then have the All-Pro-Star-Bowl over the holiday, which will put the HHFFFL Championship game in January. Problem is, my dog chewed up my only copy of Satirical Fantasy Football for Dummies, so I am relying on the UCB Comedy Improvisational Manual to try and keep this thing from falling apart
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    Episode 156 - Jensen Karp, Our Close Friend

    HH forum fantasy football league Week Eleven match-ups, Presented by a demented guy with fifty-six pimento eyes: The New Hampshire Diarrhea Idiots VS Fart Sound & Friends The Flint Mi Marc-Maron-i And Cheeses VS The Pietá & The Memory of Big Floppy Guy The War of Northern Aggression VS The Hollywood Name-Droppers Made with real Koenig Sugar VS The Lochteaser Freezer Knights of Columbus & The Power of David Bowie VS Team Joes Lerini Ira Glass & DVD of K-Pax VS Ledecky Don't Know Defense The Winnipeg Murder VS Dick Jokes, Vaping Hard AF & Blowing Huge F*cking Clouds & Being Smartest Kid in Class But Not Doing Any Work Mutant League Football, Bela Lugosi as Dracula, the Howie Scream & Easter Island Moai statues VS Engineer in the Headlights
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    Episode 156 - Jensen Karp, Our Close Friend

    HHFFFL Week Ten POWER RANKINGS, brought 2 U by peak zen & powdered hankies: 1. The New Hampshire Diarrhea Idiots (7-3) 2. The Flint Mi Marc-Maron-i And Cheeses (7-3) 3. The Hollywood Name-Droppers (7-3) 4. Made with real Koenig Sugar (6-4) 5. Knights of Columbus & The Power of David Bowie (6-4) 6. The War of Northern Aggression (6-4) 7. Mutant League Football, Bela Lugosi as Dracula, the Howie Scream & Easter Island Moai statues (6-4) 8. Ira Glass & DVD of K-Pax (6-4) 9. Team Joes Lerini (6-4) 10. The Pietá & The Memory of Big Floppy Guy (5-4) 11. The Lochteaser Freezer (5-5) 12. The Winnipeg Murder (5-5) 13. Dick Jokes, Vaping Hard AF & Blowing Clouds & Being Smartest kid in Class but not Doing any Work (5-5) 14. Fart Sound & Friends (2-8) 15. Engineer in the Headlights (0-9) 16. Ledecky Don't Know Defense (0-10)
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    Episode 156 - Jensen Karp, Our Close Friend

    HHFFFL Week Ten Pro-Version goes to mwn. His prize is an unbotched batch of bitchin marmalade
  22. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 156 - Jensen Karp, Our Close Friend

    HH Forum Fantasy Football League WEEK TEN final scores, brought 2 U by the prosecution's hostile views on fossil fuels: The Lochteaser Freezer OVER The War of Northern Aggression, 37-31 Team Joes Lerini OVER The New Hampshire Diarrhea Idiots, 30-27 The Flint Mi Marc-Maron-i And Cheeses OVER Engineer in the Headlights, 28-17 Knights of Columbus & The Power of David Bowie OVER Ledecky Don't Know Defense, 38-14 Ira Glass & DVD of K-Pax OVER The Winnipeg Murder, 40-34 The Pietá & The Memory of Big Floppy Guy OVER Fart Sound & Friends, 24-19 Made with real Koenig Sugar OVER Mutant League Football, Bela Lugosi as Dracula, the Howie Scream & Easter Island Moai Statues, 41-30 Dick Jokes, Vaping Hard AF & Blowing Huge F*cking Clouds & Being the Smartest Kid in Class but Not Doing Any Work OVER The Hollywood Name-Droppers, 35-27
  23. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 156 - Jensen Karp, Our Close Friend

    I enjoyed this ep a lot. Nice to see the boys get back to their old new way of not really having a format for the show. Brett and Jensen both did very well. My Mount Rap-More is Busta Rhymes, MCA from Beastie Boys, Sticky Fingaz from Onyx, and what's that rapping at my chamber door- Poe's The Raven with rhymes galore
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    Episode 156 - Jensen Karp, Our Close Friend

    what's the over/under on how many times someone mentions kanye? beeface, and fourthly congrats on 200 posts!
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    Episode 155 - Keith and Jesse, Our Food Explorers

    HH Flaubert Forever Fútbol Leotards WEEK TEN halftime scores, brought 2 U by Doctor Who in a waterproof cockatoo jumpsuit: The War of Northern Aggression LEAD Lochteaser Freezer, 24-21 The New Hampshire Diarrhea Idiots LEAD Team Joes Lerini, 20-13 The Flint Mi Marc-Maron-i And Cheeses LEAD Engineer in the Headlights, 14-10 Knights of Columbus & The Power of David Bowie LEAD Ledecky Don't Know Defense, 21-7 Ira Glass & DVD of K-Pax LEAD The Winnipeg Murder, 30-24 The Pietá & The Memory of Big Floppy Guy LEAD Fart Sound & Friends, 17-13 Made with real Koenig Sugar LEAD Mutant League Football, Bela Lugosi as Dracula & the Howie Scream, 28-17 The Hollywood Name-Droppers LEAD Dick Jokes, Vaping Hard AF & Blowing Huge F*cking Clouds & Being the Smartest Kid in Class but Not Doing Any Work, 17-14
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